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[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb||right|Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend.]]
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[[Chris]] created MySpace pages to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s in his [[2003]]–[[2004]] battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> One of his accounts got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 13 [[September 2008]] (NEVAR FORGET). Chris's MySpace page that still exists was abandoned as he hasn't logged in since [[2005]].
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, MySpace.jpg|thumb|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is [[Sonichu]]]]


[[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||right|Chris's myspace after the hacking.]]
'''MySpace''' is a social networking website founded in [[2003]], known for its dominance on the Internet in the 2000s, and its declining zombie-like state ever since the 2010s. [[Chris]] created an account to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s during his battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> He seems to have created an account in early [[2004]]. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 11 [[September 2008]] ([[9/11|NEVER FORGET]]). Some additional information is available, thanks to early research and hacks.


On 19 [[May 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, who he classified as JERKS (males), [[tobacky|smokers]], [[alcohol|drunks]], "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in [[2005]]. The list is presented here, verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.
Three archived snapshots of Chris's pages have been preserved. The first is of his "sonichu" account as it was frozen on '''17 October 2005'''. It is reproduced below. It is brief, optimistic, and - for Chris - relatively inoffensive.
 
The second snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account; Chris had last accessed it on '''4 July 2008'''. We see that Chris treated his MySpace page the same way he treated his Sonichu website, adding more and more material over time until it became cluttered and bloated. This page is also reproduced below. It shows Chris in the immediate aftermath of rejection by [[Megan Schroeder]], and the page is full of self-pity and desperation.
 
The third snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account when it had been last accessed two months later, on '''4 September 2008'''. This page is not reproduced in its entirety, but the few changes he had made since July are noted. In particular, Megan was no longer a "favorite [[gal-pal]]," but his mood was improved, and a lot of self-pitying language had been expunged. Also in evidence is his futile war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and the growing awareness of [[trolls]] to his existence.
 
Because we have '''four''' versions of his [[sweetheart]] requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.
 
Chris stopped using the site in late 2009, as MySpace began to gradually wane in favor of [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], although he seemingly logged in a final time around 2015 and changed the account's display name to "[[Adult Swim|Brock Samson]]". In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them ''completely'' blank.<ref>[https://screenrant.com/myspace-music-content-lost/ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete]</ref>. Six equally long-abandoned accounts remain in his "connections" list.
 
==Chris, 17 October 2005==
===Basic Information===
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"Zap to the Extreme!"
 
Male
 
26 years old
 
[[Ruckersville]], Virginia
 
United States
 
Last Login: 10/17/2005
 
===Chris's Interests===
'''General:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like [[anime]], [[LEGO|legos]], and [[Affair with Mother|I love my parents]]. I also enjoy web design. I have a [[Commodore 64]] computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!
 
'''[[Music]]:''' I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.
 
'''Movies:''' I like a lot of different movies, but my all time favorite is Mary Poppins.
 
'''[[Television]]:''' [[Family Guy]], old cartoons, old-time TV shows like I Love Lucy
 
'''Books:''' I used to read a lot of [[R.L. Stine]]'s Goosebumps and Fear Street books.
 
'''Heroes:''' My [[Barb|mom]], because she's so caring and such a great role model. Also, this little guy here: [image, presumably [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]]
 
'''Groups:''' Cities Of The Dead
 
===Chris's Details===
'''Status:''' Single
 
'''Here for:''' Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
 
'''Orientation:''' [[homos|Straight]]
 
'''Hometown:''' [[Richmond]], VA
 
'''Body type:''' 5' 10" / Average
 
'''Ethnicity:''' White / Caucasian
 
'''Zodiac Sign:''' Pisces
 
'''Smoke / Drink:''' No / No
 
'''Children:''' Someday
 
'''Education:''' In college
 
'''Occupation:''' Student/Cartoonist
 
===Chris's Schools===
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
 
Charlottesville, Virginia
 
Graduated: N/A
2001 to Present
 
===Chris's Blurbs===
'''About Me:''' I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.
 
I graduated from [[high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.
 
I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of [[Hanna|lying and backstabbing]] done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.
 
===Chris's Friends Comments===
LiNnAy
Aug 26 2005 2:34 AM
 
Hey! Hows it goin? Nice stuff on here... havn't seen u around in awhile, hope everythings goin ok
 
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Mara
 
Aug 25 2005 11:08 PM
 
Hey, thanks for the add! Does your [[Commodore 64]] still work? My brother and I loved ours but it finally gave out some time while we were in high school. I think the neighbor's son broke it, but he never confessed! Hmm... 
 
==Chris Chan, 4 July 2008==
===Basic Information===
"Serious, Honest Relationship with a Woman is desperately required for me."
 
[By 4 September 2008 this had been changed to: "If you think I'm handsome, and you see me in [[Charlottesville]], VA, please let me know at that moment."]
 
Male
 
26 years old
 
[[Ruckersville|RUCKERSVILLE]], Virginia, United States
 
Last Login: 7/4/2008
 
Mood: blank
 
[4 September 2008: "Mood: calm"]
 
===Chris Chan's Interests===
====General====
I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] card games. I also like anime, creating with [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces, [[My Little Pony]], [[Transformers]], and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|my website]] at http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS.
 
I would feel a lot better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I really need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.
 
[Image] My two favorite Ponies; Waterfire and Star Catcher. :)
 
[By 4 September 2008, he had deleted all images of ponies and indicated that most of his time nowadays was taken up playing [[Guitar Hero]].]
 
====[[Music]]====
All types of music, as long as it has a good tune. :) But I Really Like [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)! My favorite song from "Air Britney" would be E-Mail My Heart. And, in comparison to my 3-year old situation; wishing, hoping and praying that a Boyfriend-Free Girl would Personally Approach My Heart. I have my own set of songs that I sing too. So, [[ego|I, Christian Chandler, am Number 2]] on my Top Favorite Singers List. 8-) I also like: Backstreet Boys, Puffy AmiYumi, Excel Girls, The Steel Angels, N*Sync, C&C Music Factory, Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, M2M, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christopher Cross, Vanessa Carlton, Monica, Mariah Carry, And Others.
 
Here's one of the songs I sang, [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]
 
[link]
 
Please allow a few minutes for the song to load.
 
Download for free by going to my Sonichu Site, and right-clicking the link among the news links on the front page.
 
*Lyrics + Title copyrighted by Christian W. Chandler, August 20, 2003.
 
The music came from Sama de Amigo, Sega Dreamcast.
 
[By September he had deleted the link to this song.]
 
====Movies====
Favorite Movie, [[Mary Poppins]].
 
====[[Television]]====
Sonic the Hedgehog, [[Sailor Moon]], My Little Pony, [[Excel Saga]], Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, [[Red Skelton]], Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, [[Family Guy]], American Dad, [[I Love Lucy]], All In the Family, Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.
 
My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.
 
====[[Chris and Writing#Chris's reading habits|Books]]====
I used to read [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stien]]'s "Goosebumps," and "Fear Street." I sometimes still do.
 
====Heroes====
Sonic the Hedgehog, and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. Check out my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu Site]] at [address].
 
I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments.
 
But [[Barb|my mother]] is a real hero, because she cares for me a lot. And she is a great role model.
 
====Groups====
Nickelodeon and Nicktoons fans, ~Mary Poppins~, Official Single & Looking Group, My-Nintendo, pokemon Master, pokemon rules, Yugioh-King of Games, Yugioh Group
 
===Chris Chan's Details===
Status:         Single
 
Here for: Serious Relationships
 
Orientation: [[homos|Straight]]
 
Hometown: [[Ruckersville]], Virginia
 
Body type: 5' 10" / [[Chris and health|Average]]
 
[[race|Ethnicity]]: White / Caucasian
 
[[Religion]]: Christian - other
 
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
 
[[tobacky|Smoke]] / [[Alcohol|Drink]]: No / No
 
[[Crystal|Children]]: Someday
 
Education: College graduate
 
Occupation: [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] Graduate
 
[[tugboat|Income]]:         Less than $30,000
 
===Chris Chan's Schools===
'''[[University of Virginia|University Of Virginia]]-Main Campus'''      2007 to Present
 
Charlottesville, VA
 
Graduated: N/A
 
Degree: None
 
Major: Waiting to be FOUND by a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]], who is willing to grow into a Sweeheart.
 
Clubs: The Sonichu Club, The Lonely Male [[virgin with rage|Virgin]].
 
[Chris accidentally posted the above school twice. By September 2008 he had deleted this self-pitying entry.]
 
'''Piedmont Virginia Community College'''      2000 to 2006
 
Charlottesville,Virginia
 
Graduated: 2006
 
Student status: Alumni
 
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 
Major: [[Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] (CADD)
 
Clubs: none
 
'''[[high school|Manchester High]]'''    1997 to 2000
         
[[Richmond|Midlothian]],Virginia
 
Graduated: 2000
 
Student status: Alumni
 
Degree: High School Diploma
 
===Chris Chan's Companies===
[Chris deleted this entire section by September 2008.]
 
[[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] 
   
Charlottesville, VA US
 
'''Volunteer Player/Pokemon Event Host.'''
 
[[List of places that have banned Chris|On Temporary Hiatus]]
 
 
 
[[Chris and art|Artsy]] [[Video games|Gamer]]     
 
Ruckersville, VA US
 
'''Game Player (Sometimes Online With DS, PSP or PS3)'''
 
[[14 Branchland Court|Mi Casa]]
 
Current
 
===Chris Chan's Blurbs===
[By 4 September 2008, there was a new bold statement at the top of the page: "'''Chris Chan is destoyer of slanderous LULZ; take that, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''".]
====About Me:====
'''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.*'''
 
'''Heeeerrrreeee's...'''
 
Christian
 
Weston
 
Chandler
 
PLEASE NOTE, IF you, the single woman, are Honestly, Seriously Interested in starting a [[Sweetheart]] Relationship with me, ..Look Me Up In Person..; I do not feel comfortable with starting a relationship over-the-internet, period. As long as you live in or within 25 miles of Ruckersville, VA, that is the distance I feel most comfortable traveling to meet up with you.
 
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees May, 2006. '''I am shy''', but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.
 
I would also like to mention '''The Sonichu Group''' is open for suggestions and comments. Thank You.
 
I would also like to take this moment to mention The DVD of my life: '''[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :)]]''' You may learn more about it in my About The Author Section on my '''Sonichu Site'''.
 
Not to brag, but I took two seperate ''[sic]'' HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). '''Learning to Know is Past Cool!'''
 
'''I [[So Need A Cute Girl|SO Need a Cute Girl]] to make into a [[Sweetheart]]-Soulmate from the ground-up''', because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.
 
Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.
 
And '''I HAVE A DREAM'''... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *[[Crystal]]*, alongside my future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)
 
[The three short paragraphs above had been deleted by September 2008.]
 
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.
When getting my attention, please approach me and say Hi. '''Do NOT flirt from a distance'''; I will not be able to notice a long-distance flirt due to a thing called "Tunnel-Vision" (and High-Functional [[Autism]]). [Note: Chris set these last four words in a very small font size. By September he had deleted these last two sentences altogether.]
 
A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am NOT among those [[JERKS]]. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love to my Sweetheart. I Feel that Girls/Women deserve the best of our world, and I would do my best to give what I can of it to my Sweetheart/Soulmate.
 
I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.
 
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These are my attemtps so far for custom [[My Little Pony|ponies]]. They both are the same, but they were each made differently. The one on the left was made first, sculpted from Crayola Model Magic, then I glued some of my own [[hair]] for its mane and tail. Then after learning some newer tricks from CustomPony.com, I did a better job with the newer [[Cherokian Clan|Cheroki-Chan]] (shown on the right). For rooting new hair in the mane, and pushing the trimmed roots inward, I highly reccomend getting a rehairing/rerooting tool, like the custom one sold by plat_drgn on eBay (I got one, and I was very satisfied). As for Paint, I reccomend acrylic paint (over enamle) which you can get at your local [[Wal-Mart]], as well as small-tipped brushes.
 
Also, check out my new group designed for the people who make their own '''Custom Ponies''' and those who like to look at them.
 
And on that note, I would like to give props to [[Adult Swim]]'s Seth Green for his Custom Ponies of different emotional colors; good job.
 
[Embedded Adult Swim video]
 
[By September 2008, all this pony nonsense had been deleted, probably because he associated it with Megan too closely.]
 
I can be reached through the Playstation Network through the Playstation 3 game system. My PSN ID is ..Sonichu..; I am open for friend requests over the PSN, as well as possible live chat with Playstation Eye, or headset.
 
[In September he added: "**Also, I play [[Guitar Hero]], if you get lucky in an online search in GHIII, GHAerosmith, or upcoming GHWT, you may be challenged my well-self-taught Guitar Skills.**
 
"My stats are linked to my profile on [address].
 
"(I am More often reachable through the Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable)"] 
 
Also, if you have a '''Nintendo DS''', and the right game, I'm Wi-Fi capable. Here's my info for: '''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
'''
 
You have to regester my Friend Code for this game in order for you to come visit [[CWCville|Cwcville]], Virginia.
 
Name: Chris
 
Town: Cwcville
 
Friend Code: 0558-9666-5003
 
I've punched in a few already, but I'm open for more (female) players. Also, if anyone read the "Crossing Guardian" in [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] Volume 179 (May, 2004 issue), I was responsible for the "Cwcville" documentary that took up majority of that page. 8)
 
[Chris then provided contact information for playing Mario Kart, Tetris, Star Fox Command, and Mario VS. Donkey Kong with him.]
 
Please Message me if you have added me to your Friends List. Thank You.
 
[Image]
 
This is just [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and me.
 
===Favorite Gal-Pals :)===
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend. He actually used this image.]]
* Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate
 
* [[Megan Schroeder]] - <nowiki>**</nowiki>No MySpace Profile**
 
* [[Anna McLerran]]
 
* Linnea
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>My future Sweetheart/Soulmate's Profile will occupy the "Pending" Spot.
 
[By September 2008, Megan was gone. The four gal-pals were now "Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate," "Anna McLerran," "Linnea," and "open space."]
 
===Comments===
The following are the non-spam comments which have been archived. Much of this was the result of Chris hitting on local women. When browsing through this list, it's instructive to know that Chris was discovered by [[4chan]] and SomethingAwful around 26-31 October 2007. The trolls swoop in quickly.
 
LiNnAy
 
Jul 1 2005 2:21 PM
 
hey christian! I just wanted to say hi! How are you ? Thanks for the cool soda thing it was neat!
 
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Ella Jade
 
Jul 2 2005 8:50 PM
 
Christian,
Hi, how are you doing? Thanks for the add! I hope that you have a good rest of the night:)
 
<nowiki>*Ella*</nowiki>
 
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LiNnAy
 
Jul 13 2005 8:05 PM
 
hey! Whats goin on?? I just wanted to say hi, and thank you again for the nice birthday present! See you around..
Linnea
 
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JaMee
 
Jul 30 2005 8:55 PM
 
Hey hows it going?
 
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Samantha
 
Aug 3 2005 8:27 PM
 
Thanks for the add!! Looking forward to chatting sometime :)
 
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Jeremy
 
Aug 26 2005 10:59 AM
 
what's up dude?? how's is going?
 
ay....macarena!!!!
 
jeremy
 
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Escaping Ellsworth
 
Aug 31 2005 7:26 PM
 
hey hey!! What's up dude?! I read your profile and I just wanted you to know that Sonic is probably one of my favorite video games series ever. You seem like a cool guy. Listen to the music and let me know what you think. Later!!
 
Thompson
Escaping Ellsworth
 
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[[MySpace messages|Lindsay Kaye]]
 
Sep 4 2005 8:27 PM
 
[[Get-Tar Region|Good Luck on Tuesday]] Christian! I hope all goes well! Just keep in mind Good always conquers over evil! ;)
 
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Rachel{Rayray Princess!}
 
Jan 2 2006 7:28 PM
 
ty 4 the add
 
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Danielle
 
Feb 14 2006 2:58 PM
 
Happy Valentines Day!
 
Love,
 
-Danielle.
 
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Sonic2 the Hedgehog
 
Feb 19 2006 6:50 PM
 
i wasent making fun of u. shadow is darth vader. sonic is obi juan. tails is luke. amy is the princess. knuckles is that black guy with the purple lightsaver. and if ur sonichu was there that would be awesome!
 
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JesseBackwards
 
Feb 24 2006 1:54 PM
 
Happy Birthday!!!
Have fun be safe and most of all eat alot of cake!
 
-Jessebackwards
 
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Luis Zena
 
Aug 20 2006 10:47 PM
 
Thanks for the add now lets duel!
 
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Charismatic ™
 
Aug 23 2006 11:04 AM
 
Hey there! I haven't seen you in a while. I hope all is well with you. I must apologize, I don't think I know any boyfriend-free, 18-24-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white girls around the Cville area. If I find any, I will send them your way!! :-)
 
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GorillazAddict
 
Oct 4 2006 6:25 PM
 
Do you have a link to "Yellow Is A Mellow Color?" I like the song!
 
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Leah
 
Nov 9 2006 1:14 PM
 
i'm a kid at heart as well!... is that you singing on your site??!
 
new music and website coming soon! appreciate the support...
 
smiles,leah
 
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MARTHA
 
Nov 27 2006 6:12 PM
 
 
thanks for the add !! have a nice day:)
 
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soup or salad? i eat children
 
Jul 21 2007 7:48 PM
 
If jesus was a serial killer you would be first
 
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[[Anna|Helena Hell-Anna]]
 
Jul 22 2007 7:18 PM
 
I voted for your [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|video]]! Good luck!
 
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Raymunk
 
Oct 30 2007 11:23 AM
 
Hey chris how are you?
 
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[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Parappa]]
 
Oct 31 2007 10:17 PM
 
Hi Chris! What's up? Are you still believing?! Cause I am! One day, you will get a girl like I got Sunny! You just gotta believe!
 
So I hear some jerks cheated you out of a contest? What's up with that, man : (?
 
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Parappa
 
Nov 1 2007 5:05 PM
 
So what's your favorite boyfriend free actor? 
 
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(ﾟДﾟ)INTERNET SUPERSTAR
 
Nov 1 2007 7:42 PM
 
O DANG CHRIS I MYSELF ALSO WONDER WHY YOU DONT HAVE WIMMINZ!!
 
UR JUST LIKE ME BUT W/O TOURRETESS!!!
 
yah...someday me and you will get a sweetheart of our own...
 
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Shelbumblebee
 
Jan 9 2008 7:11 PM
 
Hi Chris!
How are you doing? :)
 
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Brett
 
Jan 10 2008 2:07 PM
 
CHRIS CHAN! Thanks for the ADD!
 
Comment Back.
 
Zap to the extreme!
 
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En Taro Adun, Tassadar!
 
Feb 25 2008 12:46 PM
 
Y halo thar
 
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vanessa
 
Feb 26 2008 3:46 PM
 
Why you so Lonely ?? Its ok you can tell me
 
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Psychoplasm
 
May 22 2008 4:53 PM
 
Thanks for the add, Chris.
 
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jessi
 
Aug 10 2008 3:15 PM
 
hey chris, thanks for the add! i wish you the best of luck on your search for love! :D
 
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Candystriped
 
Aug 11 2008 10:15 AM
 
Thanks for the add Chris!
 
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Kino.
 
Aug 12 2008 8:05 AM
 
Good luck in your quest for a boyfriend free girlfriend Chris!
 
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deathrape3000
 
Aug 13 2008 10:50 PM
 
I am certain you will find your sweetheart someday, Chris-Chan ^.^
 
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Anna
 
Aug 14 2008 12:33 AM
 
Hi um... thank you so much for adding me!
I'd be really happy if you messaged me... I'd like to chat!
 
Bye bye =^_^=
 
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courtney coffin
 
Aug 15 2008 11:27 PM
 
thanks for the add. maybe i'll see you around in cville sometime
 
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$$$HANNAH DOGG***
 
Aug 17 2008 3:12 AM
 
I put on my robe and wizard hat
 
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Shock!
 
Aug 21 2008 9:45 PM
 
In defense to you and a tribute to your demolishing [[ED]]!!!
 
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Candystriped
 
Aug 28 2008 10:13 PM
 
Hiya Chris, just saying hi. Nice work on the new issue of Sonichu!
 
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Shock!
 
Aug 29 2008 2:16 AM
 
so Chris, do you allow friends and fans of the comic contribute ideas. I like your comic, and have some ideas of my own.
 
Hollar! I'm sure you would like these.
 
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Kyonko Fanclub~
 
Aug 30 2008 1:43 AM
 
ur my hero chirs chan
 
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Нико loves Magill ΩBoss CopΩ ON PROBATION BITCHES
 
Aug 30 2008 7:16 AM
 
It's an honour to be your buddeh, mon petit. <3
 
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Coyote
 
Aug 31 2008 1:07 AM
 
Nevermind, guess I found it after all ^_^
 
And I made your ponysona, hes an Earth pony, Hope you like him xD
 
==Who I'd like to meet==
[This section went through several iterations, not surprising since Chris has never been satisfied with his list of sweetheart requirements for the entirety of his [[Love Quest]]. Here are four variants, ordered chronologically.]
 
===October 2005===
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.
 
I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!
 
===October 2007===
“Here's the list of the Characteristics of the girl/woman I would like (remember, I AM Flexable on most characteristics, and these ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS. But ONLY if it is Bold, then that is required).
 
'''-18-24-Years Old'''
 
'''-Boyfriend-Free'''
 
'''-White'''
 
'''-Within 20 Miles of Zip Code 22968'''
 
'''-Under 230 Pounds'''
 
'''-Smoke-Free'''
 
-Non-Alcoholic ("Socially Drinks" is also Acceptable)
 
-Caring
 
-Pretty
 
-Cute
 
-Default Language = English
 
-(Hopefully) a Virgin
 
([[hanky-panky|Fooly Cooly]] knowledge optional (I'm not talking about the Anime))
 
-Under or equal to 5' 10"
 
-Open-Minded
 
-Young at Heart
 
-Employment Optional
 
-Graduated from at least High School (College Attendant is Cool)
 
-Fun-Lovin'
 
-Sweet
 
-Charming
 
And that about covers that. Please also check the "I Wouldn't Feel Comfortable Around" Blog as well for the SOLID Turn-Offs.”
 
===July 2008===
In a Nutshell...
 
I have been searching for a Girl with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, '''18-25-years old, BOYFRIEND-FREE''' lives in, or around, the '''[[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]]''' (both in the state of Virginia) areas, '''smoke-free, non-alcholoic and white''', whom I can make into a Sweetheart/Soulmate from the ground-up, '''for the past enduringly greater than FOUR-LONG-YEARS'''
 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>You do not have to meet ALL the listed Characteristics; they ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS, and '''I am Flexable'''.
 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>And Please be sure to check my blog, '''"I wouldn't feel comfortable around..."''' for the qualities that would '''Turn Me Off'''.**
 
I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my '''Sonichu [[Medallion]]'''.
 
I will treat you to a soda and a pleasant conversation. That is, if you will allow me the pleasure.
 
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.
 
Not all the twists and turns of my Autistic worked in my favor, but I don't let it get me down. I will keep on waitin' hopin' and prayin' till I find my Sweetheart.
 
===September 2008===
Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.
 
I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!
 
==Blog posts==
===The [[Hanna]] story<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20081218220336/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan]]</ref>===
The exact date of this post is unknown, but it was sometime between 30 March and 2 April 2005.
 
{{quotebox|
One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu [[Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.
Earlier this week, a [[Hanna|girl]], who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.}}
 
===Lousy, Stupid, Jerkops!<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1]</ref>===
{{quotebox|21 July 2005
'''Current mood: rejected'''
 
To those who are reading this, today, I was at the new [[Target]] store, across from Forest Lakes, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT! I was there hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl, like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and ready to strike back on them. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had one thing to say to them. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my pants, and pinned me to the floor. As I struggled, they handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humilated from being the victim, but I was angry at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my family. But now I'll have to go to court in the future. So now, I feel very miseable, sad, lonely and rejected.
 
One more thing... OUCH!”}}
 
===I wouldn't feel comfortable around...===
{{quotebox|5 September 2006
'''Current mood: thoughtful'''
 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Note: While I truly appreciate the attention from the women who '''live out of state''' <u>(Virginia)</u> and those who '''show-off in front of an EyeToy...''' I'm sorry, but if we could not '''personally''' meet within 20 miles of [[14 Branchland Court|22968]], it's a big no-go.
 
It has come to my [[Naïve|attentive]] mind that a few women who may be attracted to me are those of whom I would <u>not feel comfortable</u> around. So to avoid later confusion, here's a list of characteristics I would REALLY not feel comfortable around...
 
-'''SMOKERS'''
<br>-'''REAL DRUNK [[alcohol|ALCOHOLICS]]''' (Gone to [[The Simpsons|"Moe's"]] often?)
<br>-Current/Previous [[Barbara Chandler|Mothers]] (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)).
<br>-Real [[:File:Myspace.jpg|Ugly]] Women.
<br>-Currently Over [[Obesity|230 pounds]].
<br>-The low-functionally [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-handicapped]].
<br>-The seriously [[Duck|physically-deformed]].
<br>-[[Autism|Autistic]] (high-functionally or otherwise)...
:Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but that's beside the point]].
-[[Niggos|Medium or Dark-Chocolate]].
<br>-[[Jerkop|Police-Women]].
 
I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being [[honest]]. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.}}
 
===I like the [[niggos|African Americans]] as equals.===
The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.
 
{{quotebox|'''Current mood: calm'''
 
I do not feel black people as "intolerable"; on the contrary I've had a few black friends growing up ([[Gal pal|mostly female]]). I like black people as equals among the worldwide population. I, myself, am part [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]], so I am likely to have a black ancestor among the tribe (it is uncertain in mine, and my [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s (as he is the Cherokee parent of mine) knowledge, but I accept the theory). In short, [[Chris and race|I have no problems with black people]].
 
As for the worldwide [[JERKS|MALE]] (all nations and colors) Population, I can tolerate male acquaintances, but due to the proven fact that ALL MEN have taken ALL the WOMEN, leaving me none visibly to choose from, I am not particularly fond of 99.999999999999996% of the fully Male population (with the margin of exceptions of the few male acquaintances I have, my father, the current US President, and the few respectable males.
 
It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are [[Chris and his Ego|arrogant]], [[Chris and remorse|ignorant of others' feelings and emotions]], [[Chris and anger|rarely give full thought to their actions before executing them]], [[Virgin with rage|testosterone driven]], [[26 December 2014|more for danger than Peace]]. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but their True Emotional supporters and providers.
 
I have grown up with MOSTLY Close Female Friends, so I understand the negatives, and I, as one of the few accepted among the women, reference one, [[Anna McLerran]], who currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, she and I, we were very close, [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|she accepted me]], she feels comfortable around me, she is confident with me, she shares her emotions openly with me, and above all else, she emotionally supports me and loves me as a friend. Check among the females in the [[Manchester High School]] (Chesterfield County, Virginia) Class of 2000 roster; most of them remember me as an honest, good-hearted person.
 
But in my current search for my Sweetheart, my [[Chris and religion|God-and-Lord-Commanded]] Dream calls for a pure, pretty [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], and she did ''[sic]'' appear unto me black. So to keep within the Godly rules of my dream, and I've been raised [[Women's rights|old-fashioned]] by [[Bob|my father]], my Sweetheart has to be white.
 
So, I reiterate, I am not prejudiced, I am only acting on the word of God my Lord, and I would feel terrible if I acted against that word.}}
 
==The Sonichu Group==
On 21 September 2006, Chris founded a MySpace group, "'''The Sonichu Group'''." He announced its opening on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] with great fanfare, saying "ALL Sonichu Fans are Welcome to Join for FREE." He added, "Members of the Local Sonichu Fan Club of [[Charlottesville]], Virginia are encouraged to join and post any suggestions for the group or CWC's Sonichu Site and whatever else, in this new MySpace Group."
 
The group homepage stated that "'''Sonichu Rocks!'''" Chris wrote, "This is IT, the Group dedicated to my electric-hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. You may post any and all nice comments about him, and empower his popularity." He issued the "First Offical Sonichu Group Bulliten" a day after its inauguration. He linked to his comics, and also took the opportunity to plug his dumb [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]]. As with all of his other internet sites, he used the group to rage at [[Adam Stackhouse]] in August 2007.
 
Chris also opened a forum, starting with a "Suggestions" topic. As one might expect, the forum was moribund until suddenly it wasn't. By September 2008, familiar names like [[Blanca|kawaiikitsune]], [[PandaHalo]], and [[Julie]] could be found among its members. The actual forum discussions appear to be lost, and Chris shortly moved on to other venues for hustling his hedgehogs.


==Chandler's List==
==Chandler's List==


SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
On 19 [[May 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as [[JERKS]] (males), [[tobacky|smokers]], [[alcohol|drunks]], "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are [[MySpace messages|correspondences with young ladies on MySpace]] who lived near Chris in [[2005]]. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.
<br>Currently 70 Friends  ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")


{{quotebox|SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
Currently 70 Friends  ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")}}
[[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||Chris's MySpace after the hacking]]
{| class="wikitable sortable"
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
|-
Line 71: Line 931:
| Erika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21
| Erika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21
|-
|-
| (Lindsay || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20)
| ([[MySpace messages|Lindsay]] || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20)
|-
|-
| sasa || Short Pump, Virginia || 21 || Smoker
| sasa || Short Pump, Virginia || 21 || Smoker
Line 95: Line 955:
| JaMee || Floyds Knobs, Indiana || 18 || Taken
| JaMee || Floyds Knobs, Indiana || 18 || Taken
|-
|-
| (Green Day=Orgy (Anna) || Salt Lake City, Utah || 20 || Mormon)
| ([[Anna McLerran|Green Day=Orgy (Anna)]] || Salt Lake City, Utah || 20 || Mormon)
|-
|-
| Beth || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19
| Beth || Charlottesville, Virginia || 19
Line 131: Line 991:
| Wild || Spokane, Alabama || 24
| Wild || Spokane, Alabama || 24
|-
|-
| (Britney Spears || Beverly Hills, California || 23 || Taken)
| ([[Britney Spears]] || Beverly Hills, California || 23 || Taken)
|-
|-
| organized C h A o S || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
| organized C h A o S || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
Line 151: Line 1,011:
| Jeremy || Waynerboro, Virginia || 26 || JERK
| Jeremy || Waynerboro, Virginia || 26 || JERK
|-
|-
| (Chris || Ruckersville, Virginia || 23 || Self)
| ([[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] || Ruckersville, Virginia || 23 || Self)
|-
|-
| adam || Albany, New York || 18 || JERK
| adam || Albany, New York || 18 || JERK
Line 218: Line 1,078:
| Erika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || 8
| Erika || Charlottesville, Virginia || 21 || 8
|-
|-
| Lindsay || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20 || 8
| [[MySpace messages|Lindsay]] || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20 || 8
|-
|-
| Jennifer || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24
| Jennifer || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24
Line 238: Line 1,098:
| Chad || Charlottesville, Virginia || 23 || JERK || 8
| Chad || Charlottesville, Virginia || 23 || JERK || 8
|-
|-
| Green Day=Orgy (Anna) || Salt Lake City, Utah || 20
| [[Anna McLerran|Green Day=Orgy (Anna)]] || Salt Lake City, Utah || 20
|-
|-
| Maureen || Radford, Virginia || 21 || 8
| Maureen || Radford, Virginia || 21 || 8
Line 254: Line 1,114:
| Liz || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24 || 8
| Liz || Charlottesville, Virginia || 24 || 8
|-
|-
| SonichuCWC || Ruckersville, Virginia || 23 || Self
| [[Christian Weston Chandler|SonichuCWC]] || Ruckersville, Virginia || 23 || Self
|-
|-
| organized C h A o S || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
| organized C h A o S || Charlottesville, Virginia || 20
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|}
|}


==Messages on MySpace==
==Gallery==
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The account revealed two streams of correspondences with two young ladies, Jalena and Lindsay, both young women from the Charlottesville area. The follow is their correspondences.
== References ==
 
<references />
===Jalena===
 
{{quotebox|
(August 9, 2005) CWC: Hello, Jalena. I've noticed that you have recently joined my group. I would like to
thank you for contributing your time.
 
I wanted to ask you, just out of curiosity, would you be interested in a guy like me? Please reply
as soon as possible with a "yes" or "no," and give a detailed explanation why if "no."
 
Thank you again for your time.
 
C. Chan.
}}
<br>
{{quoteboxred|
(August 13, 2005) Jalena: I'm not sure since I don't know you that well but I guess I would,just out
of curiosity how did you find my profile and why you wanted to become friends?
}}
<br>
{{quotebox|
CWC: I suggest that you take your time while thinking about your answer. You may wish to read
over my profile again. But most importantly, I feel that I need to know if you're serious with
your answer (if it is "yes); I do not want to feel that I was to fall victim to a prank. That
would hurt.
 
Thank you.
}}
<br>
{{quoteboxred|
Jalena: I am serious with my answer. I would never play a prank like that on anyone ;)!
}}
<br>
{{quotebox|
(August 11, 2005) CWC: Hey, Hey. I've just updated my profile with information of where I'll be as of
August 29, 2005.
 
Also, my car is out of the shop, and it looks good as new.
 
And for a reminder...
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Only girls/ladies may read/respond to this bulliten.*
 
If you are interested in me, Christian Chandler (Please check out my profile before responding), please
repost this bulliten and type in "I think you're (insert your positive adjective)" for the subject. And
be sure to send me a message later, please.
 
If you are not interested in me, please repost this bulliten and type in "Sorry, I'm not interested" for
the subject.
 
Also, please note that you should be a girl/lady of at least the underlined qualities listed below; all
the other qualities are optional.
 
18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville areas, has a happy, positive
personality, young at heart, very pretty, Average income, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, datable (not a Morman),
white and does not already have a Boyfriend.
}}
<br>
{{quoteboxred|
Jalena: hey! I wanted to know what you thought of my profile and my pics?
}}
<br>
{{quotebox|
(August 13, 2005) CWC: Hey, Jannea. Thank you for replying. In response to your question about how I found your
profile, I "Browsed" for 18-23-year old "Single" women within 20 miles of my zip code, and your profile came
up as one out of over 30 results. I chose you as a friend, because as you may have read in my profile,
blog and my group info, I have been in the market for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] to make into a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|girlfriend from the ground-up]] for over two years now. When choosing my friends, I carefully read their profiles verbatem
first. When reading your profile, I found that you were a very good person, you are caring when it comes
to friends and family, I was quite astounded by your interests in physical activities and royalty, and I
felt that you were a sweet (having a sweet personality and wit) choice for a friend. Also, when I saw you
in your photo (you could use at least one photo of just yourself in your profile), I thought that you were
cute the way you were hugging Becky. That was a fun combination of zebra stripes and jeans on you BTW.
 
If you are interested in getting to know me better, I'll be happy to treat you for a soda sometime. And so you
know, you are a very interesting person yourself. 8)
 
Have a great day (or night);
 
Chris Chan.
}}
<br>
{{quoteboxred|
(August 14, 2005) Jalena: aww thanks you are sweet too!
}}
<br>
{{quotebox|
CWC: So, uh... would you like to meet me for a soda soon?
 
I can meet you any day of the week, any time of that day, I'll let you decide. But I'd like to meet you at a
McDonalds in CVille (maybe the one across from the Fashion Square mall), or you could meet me after the Pokemon
League, Friday night (check my profile for times and where it is).
 
8)
 
Chris.
}}
<br>
{{quoteboxred|
(August 21, 2005) Jalena: Sorry it took so long, I'm so busy!!
 
Hey! Look I'm really sorry but I only talked to you and joined your group because I felt really bad for you.....
}}
<br>
{{quotebox|
CWC: I see... 
 
So, does that mean that you're not interested in me, that you're not in the market for a boyfriend
or something like that?  Please, don't tell me that you found someone else to be your siginificant other!
}}
<br>
{{quotebox|
(August 22, 2005) CWC: Ummm...
 
Jalena, I appologize for how I replied to your latest message; I was feeling a bit distraught.
 
Let me veer the subject a bit; I've read that you were very interested in royalty.  My mother is a decendant
from [[Anne Boleyn|Anne Bolyn]] (the woman who married King Henry VIII, and gave birth to Queen Elizabeth).  Anne had a blood
link to the Westons who led the migration to America from England on the "Mayflower."  So my mother is a Weston;
me too, which is why my middle name is Weston.
 
Also, I am 1/16 [[Cherokee]] (which I've picked up from my father).
 
I just felt like bringing that up.
 
I can tell you more about that if you would allow me to meet you for a soda sometime.  I can meet you any day of
the week, but considering my upcoming semester schedule, I can meet you in the early afternoon.
 
I understand and appreciate your sympathy, but I'd really would like to get to know you better.  I find you very
interesting in what I've read about you so far.
 
Please reply.
 
Chris Chan
}}
<br>
{{quoteboxred|
(August 25, 2005) Jalena: sorry ur just sorrta desperate.......
 
Jalena: no that's ok...
}}
 
===Lindsay===
[[Image:Lindsaykane.jpg|thumb|right|Lindsay Kaye - the girl who lead on Chris. Like they say, beggars can't be choosers.<ref>[http://www.myspace.com/lindsaykaye Linday's Myspace]]</ref>]]
 
 
{{quoteboxred|
(August 25, 2005) Lindsay: Hey Chris...
 
I see you live in Virginia.. Me too! So why did you sendme a friend request? Just curious.. hope to
talk to you again soon...
 
~Lindsay Kaye~
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(August 26, 2005) CWC: Hey, Lindsay. First off, a friend of mine started the "Chris" Profile for me,
just as an example of how I could improve my Prime Profile, "SonichuCWC." She invited you as a friend,
because she thought you were cool. And after reading your profile, I can more than agree with her.
 
My life has been like a roller coaster as well; mostly going down. You can read how down it was in my
"SonichuCWC" Profile.
 
Have a great day.
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(August 27, 2005) Lindsay: Chris,
 
Lately my rollercoster has been more down than up but I do see little glimmers of hope here and there.
Don't get me wrong though, I don't walk around all mopey and depressed. I understand that life throws
you a curveball every once and a while that can make all of the most important things in your life seem
so unimportant. So for now, I am just taking it one day at a time. It seems to be working out all right!
<nowiki>;-)</nowiki>
 
I read on your profile that you go to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. I go there as well. I am hoping to eventually get to [[University of Virginia|UVa]], but
that will take some time I'm sure. Actually, I just joined the UVa Drumline which has been one of those
little glimmers of hope that I get from time to time.
 
Hope to talk again soon.
 
~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(August 28, 2005) CWC: That's good for you that you've joined the UVA Drumline; at least you have your
foot in the door. I see that you're majoring in Business Administration. I'm working towards a Computer
Aided Drafting and Design degree. What kind of job do you hope to get with your major? My father has the
idea of what job I can get with my degree, but I'm not sure if that's the direction I'd like to go.
 
Although I do like to work with computers, and I play video games a lot. I've also built a city out of Lego
pieces.
 
Anyway, if you'd like to meet me personally in the PVCC Lounge, before one of my classes, I could share some
of my art, and I'd be interested in looking at some of your marvelous photographs.
 
Hope to see you at PVCC.
 
Have a great day,
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
Lindsay: Dear Chris,
 
I would love to show you my pictures... Don't have too many new pics in my portfolio, but i could show you what
I have! I would also love to see some of your Artwork! I am very into art, and in fact I hope to one day be a fine
art photographer rather than commercial or advertising. What kind of art do you do? And when do you have classes?
I would love to meet you and talk face to face rather than through a keyboard and monitor. let me know.. nice
chatting...
 
~ Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: Hey, Lindsay. As for when you can meet me. You can catch me in the lounge less than an hour before 4:15 PM
on Mondays and Wednesdays, before 6:00 PM on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Also, I have a tennis Class Saturdays by the
Dickenson Building 8 AM-11:15 AM. And you can also catch me at the Pokemon League and Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at the
game and hobby place (check under interests for the times and dates).
 
You can see some of my art on my website at http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm.
 
I will look forward to meeting you, sharing art/photos and conversing with you.
 
See You Soon,
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(August 29, 2005) CWC: My Thursday class is at the Dickenson Building too. So that's in main Mon-Wed, in/around
Dickenson Thursday and Saturday. Also, make that about half an hour to an hour before when my class starts.
 
Hope to meet you soon,
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(August 31, 2005) CWC: Have you seen me in the PVCC lobby lately? I haven't seen you, and I'd like to meet you.
I'll have some of my artwork on me. Please let me know when you will be there.
 
Hope to meet you soon,
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
Lindsay: Hey Chris,
No I haven't seen you there. I have my classes from 8 am until about 2:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and then
I have drumline at 5:30. So I think I will have to work out a time to meet up with you. During game weeks, like
this one, I have practice every night except for Wednesday. Today, I had to work on my only day off! lol. But I
wanted you to know all this because I didn't want you to think that I was avoiding you or anything. Cause that
is not the case. Maybe we could just meet up sometime when we are both free. I don't know, but we will have to
work it out because I would like to meet you also. Let me know.
 
~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 1, 2005) CWC: Hey, Lindsay. You could meet me after my Pokemon League Friday evening (about 7 PM), or
after the Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament Saturday afternoon (about 1-2 PM), both of which are at the Comic Game and Hobby Place
(Next to the C-Ville Ice Park).
 
Please let me know as soon as possible if you can meet me at either time.
 
By the way, you have pretty brown eyes. ;8)
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
Thank you Chris! That is so sweet!
 
Sadly i have to report neither time is good for me. Both Friday and Saturday I have Band! Saturday is our first game!
Go hoos! But... Sunday I work 1-4 and then I am free... What are you up to?
<br>let me know..
<br>~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: I have an empty plate on Sundays. 8) I could meet you at the [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] across from [[Fashion Square Mall|Fashion Square]] at about 4:30
(or sooner), or you may pick a location where I can meet you. Either way, I'll vouch for lunch (or just a drink), and
I'll bring my artwork. And we could just have a friendly chat to get to know each other better. 8)
 
Please let me know what you'd like to do.
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 3, 2005) CWC:I need to know if we are on for meeting each other tomorrow at the McDonalds across from Fashion
Square at about 4:30.
 
Please reply.
 
Hope to see you then,
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(September 4, 2005) Lindsay: hey Chris!
 
Just got your message and I don't think I can! I wish I would have gotten it yesterday! My cousin is having a party down
at Lake Monticello, and I told her I would go. I'm sorry! I really would like to meet you! What is your scheadule like
this week? If you tell me exactly what it is like, I will pick a day and keep it reserved! I'm sorry again Chris! Hope
to talk to you again soon!
 
Sincerely,
<br>Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: Hey, Lindsay.  I hope you had a good time at your cousin's party. 
 
As for my schedule, I'll have a FREE DAY tomorrow, Sept. 5. 


I have my court date on Tuesday morning for what happened at [[Target]] in July (I have a Blog entry that explains what
==See also==
happened then), and depending on how it goes, I may or may not make it to my class at PVCC at 6:15. 
*[[MySpace messages]]
*[[Dating profiles]]


I have my 4:15 PM class at PVCC on Wednesday. 
==External links==
 
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20080705130230/http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc Chris-chan's myspace of fail]
Thursday, I'll be at Golden Corral with my family from 3:30-4:45, then I have to go to my PVCC class at 6:00. 
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080926184058/http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103920272&Mytoken=56B47B3D-A454-45FC-87A2699B8B32C3BA39671018 The Sonichu Group homepage]
 
Then Friday, I go to my Pokemon League from 5:00-7:00 (I suggested earlier that we could meet during or after that). 
 
And Saturday I have tennis from 9:00-11:15 AM, then the Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament from 11:45-1 or 2:00 PM.
 
That's it in a nutshell (though to me it felt like a bit of a headache).  Just let me know which day you pick and where
you'd like to meet.
 
Hope to chat with you I-2-I soon.  8)
 
Best Wishes,
<br>Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(September 5, 2005) Lindsay: Hey Christian...
Wow! I read your blog! Thats terrible! I hope all goes well on tuesday, not only because I think it is wrong what they
did to you, but because I would like to meet you on Wednesday! Maybe meet for lunch somewhere before you have to go to
class. And then we can share artwork.. you let me know if that is good for you assuming all goes well on Tuesday! talk
to you soon...
 
~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: Lindsay, thank you for your praise for the better on my behalf; it made me feel better.  8)  Assuming all goes well,
I'll meet you at the previously mentioned McDonalds at about 2:00 PM on Wednesday.
 
Send me a reply to let me know if this works for you; it would work for me.  I'll send a following message Tuesday evening
that things went well in court.
 
If things don't go well in court, I may or may not send a following message.
 
But my family and I are praying that it will go well.  But in a mature sense, this is a turning point that I had expected
to be completed at an earlier date, then I learned that I would have to wait longer.  So I've been looking forward to it,
for it would be the pointer to either the end, or the continuation, of my 2-Year old [[Love Quest]].  Then again, that's just
me.  Thank you for listening to me about my turn of events.
 
I do hope to meet you.  In the meantime, it's nice to know that you hope to meet me as well.  :8)
 
Best Wishes,
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
Lindsay: that sounds good.. I'll bring my portfolio. good luck on tuesday..
<br>~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(September 6, 2005) Lindsay: Hey,
 
I know you have court today, but I haven't heard back from you about Tomorrow... So I am assuming no?
~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: Lindsay, I've just got out of the court room. It was postponed for a month due to absence of my lawer.
 
But YES, I will be able to meet you tomorrow. Please reply ASAP to let me know that you got this message.
 
See you tomorrow at McDonalds across from Fashion Square at 2:00 PM.
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(September 7, 2005) Lindsay: Hey Christian...
 
So it is 2:37 right now, and I just got your messages. I don't know whats going on. We keep just missing our
oppurtunities to meet. So I don't know what to do.. I am going to Florida for the weekend so maybe we can work
something out for when I get back. I understand if you feel it's not a good idea. Let me know.. I apologize for
today.
 
~Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: I wasn't sure if you had got the message, but I did go to the McDonalds anyway. I'm sorry for the mix-up.
We can try again. I'm going to be at PVCC tomorrow by about 2-2:30, because I have a meeting with Marshal P. Stoll
at 3:00. I could meet you in the lounge then.
 
Please reply.
 
Hope to meet you soon,
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 8, 2005) CWC: Hey, Lindsay.  You may disregard that last message, because I didn't get there till after
2:30 anyway.
 
We can talk about trying to meet again after you get back from your weekend trip to Flordia.
 
I hope you have a good time.  ;8)
 
Hope to hear from you soon,
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 12, 2005) CWC: "How was your trip?"  I hope you had a good time in Florida, because I hear that it's  
usually nice down there.
 
By the way, it turns out that I didn't need one of my classes, so I dropped it; I no longer have a class on Thursdays.
So I'm free that day.
 
We could meet sometime between your class and Drumline practice. I could meet you at the McDonalds in Barracks Road
Shopping Center, or at the [[Alderman Library]]. Just let me know which would be better for you, and what time is best.
 
Please reply. Talk to ya again soon.
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 14, 2005) CWC: "Hey."  Have you received the message I sent you? Please reply.
 
Chris Chan
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 15, 2005) CWC: Have you been too busy to reply and set up the meeting time and date?  I would have felt
better if I had received a reply to the message I sent you informing me that you were busy or whatever.
 
I've checked my messages early this afternoon, and it made me feel sad that since you didn't reply to my messgae that
I had to assume "No" on this attempt for us to meet, chat and share artworks.
 
I am still interested in meeting you personally, but I'm getting the feeling that you may have lost interest in meeting
me (from not replying to my messages).  So, I'd like to know if you still want to meet me or not.
 
I feel that I'm putting the most effort in this, and I'm not getting anything back. 
 
I can blame that stupid [[Jerkop]] for that darn court date that really messed our first chance.  And I can understand that
your PVCC classes and UVA Drumline are keeping you in line.  But that court date is behind me, and I'm letting you pick
the meeting date, time and place.
 
I don't know.  I just feel miserable from not having met you yet after all that.
 
Please reply ASAP.
 
Christian Chandler.
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(September 16, 2005) Lindsay: Christian,
 
I have been extremely busy and there have been some things going on in my life that have affected our meeting! I
apologize for not being able to meet you so far. Drumline and school and work do keep me very busy. I also have a very
very close friend who has just gotten home from iraq, and my boss at my job in florida just passed away so now has not
been a very good time for me. I'm sorry.
 
Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
(September 17, 2005) CWC: Oh my.  I'm sorry for your loss and stress.  And I also apologize if I have sounded emotionally
offensive in my previous message.
 
As you know, my life hasn't been a "Bowl Full of Cherries" either; I won't go into that now.
 
Last I heard, Iraq wasn't in much shape, but I'll bet that your friend learned a great deal while he/she was there. And
I sense that you must have been very happy to see your friend again. I know I would be too if he/she was my friend. 8)
 
So, was your boss a good person? I sense that you may have been at least somewhat close to him/her. I hope that you get
a better, or equally-good, boss.
 
So, what is your job?  I can guess right-off the bat that you may have been a photographer (since you love to take
photographs); my second guess, I would say, would be a salesperson.  If I was wrong, well what do I know about you?
 
I've learned some nices things about you, and I feel that you are a pretty, caring, one-of-a-kind gal.  8)
 
If you get an open spot in the future for our meeting, just let me know the date, time and location; I'll wait as long
as necessary.
 
Best wishes to you and yours,
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
{{quoteboxred|
(October 5, 2005) Lindsay: Hey
 
Were you in the library today around 3ish? If you were then I think I saw you reading. If not, There is someone at pvcc
who looks exactly like you! Do you have a twin? lol.. later
 
Lindsay Kaye
}}
 
{{quotebox|
CWC: No, I was not in the library on that day, and I do not have a twin.  It strikes me as wierd that someone else could
be mistaken as me.
 
Let me know if you find some free time to meet me at a McDonalds to share artworks.
 
Peace.
 
Chris Chan.
}}
 
==Sauces==
<references />


==Links==
{{The Internet}}
*[http://www.myspace.com/sonichu Chris-chan's older abandoned myspace of fail]


[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Love Quest]]

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Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is Sonichu

MySpace is a social networking website founded in 2003, known for its dominance on the Internet in the 2000s, and its declining zombie-like state ever since the 2010s. Chris created an account to attract boyfriend-free girls during his battle against Mary Lee Walsh.[1] He seems to have created an account in early 2004. Chris had two accounts, presumably because he forgot the password to one of them. His first account was "sonichu," where his name was Chris. It was last accessed in October 2005. His new account was "sonichucwc," where his name was Chris Chan. This account got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of 11 September 2008 (NEVER FORGET). Some additional information is available, thanks to early research and hacks.

Three archived snapshots of Chris's pages have been preserved. The first is of his "sonichu" account as it was frozen on 17 October 2005. It is reproduced below. It is brief, optimistic, and - for Chris - relatively inoffensive.

The second snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account; Chris had last accessed it on 4 July 2008. We see that Chris treated his MySpace page the same way he treated his Sonichu website, adding more and more material over time until it became cluttered and bloated. This page is also reproduced below. It shows Chris in the immediate aftermath of rejection by Megan Schroeder, and the page is full of self-pity and desperation.

The third snapshot is of his "sonichucwc" account when it had been last accessed two months later, on 4 September 2008. This page is not reproduced in its entirety, but the few changes he had made since July are noted. In particular, Megan was no longer a "favorite gal-pal," but his mood was improved, and a lot of self-pitying language had been expunged. Also in evidence is his futile war with Encyclopedia Dramatica and the growing awareness of trolls to his existence.

Because we have four versions of his sweetheart requirements, these have been grouped together to illustrate his changing mood over time. Chris was forever tweaking this, looking for the magic formula which would unlock a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

Chris stopped using the site in late 2009, as MySpace began to gradually wane in favor of Facebook and Twitter, although he seemingly logged in a final time around 2015 and changed the account's display name to "Brock Samson". In addition, almost all user-generated content was permanently deleted after a site redesign in 2013, leaving both of Chris's profiles practically blank, and a server migration in 2019 caused the remaining user generated content from before 2016 to be lost as well, leaving them completely blank.[2]. Six equally long-abandoned accounts remain in his "connections" list.

Chris, 17 October 2005

Basic Information

  • CWC22c.jpg

"Zap to the Extreme!"

Male

26 years old

Ruckersville, Virginia

United States

Last Login: 10/17/2005

Chris's Interests

General: I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and TCG. I also like anime, legos, and I love my parents. I also enjoy web design. I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. Gotta catch 'em all!

Music: I like all kinds of music, too many to list here...but I do like Daft Punk and music from the 90's.

Movies: I like a lot of different movies, but my all time favorite is Mary Poppins.

Television: Family Guy, old cartoons, old-time TV shows like I Love Lucy

Books: I used to read a lot of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps and Fear Street books.

Heroes: My mom, because she's so caring and such a great role model. Also, this little guy here: [image, presumably Sonichu]

Groups: Cities Of The Dead

Chris's Details

Status: Single

Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Richmond, VA

Body type: 5' 10" / Average

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Smoke / Drink: No / No

Children: Someday

Education: In college

Occupation: Student/Cartoonist

Chris's Schools

Piedmont Virginia Community College

Charlottesville, Virginia

Graduated: N/A

2001 to Present

Chris's Blurbs

About Me: I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.

Chris's Friends Comments

LiNnAy

Aug 26 2005 2:34 AM

Hey! Hows it goin? Nice stuff on here... havn't seen u around in awhile, hope everythings goin ok

--- Mara

Aug 25 2005 11:08 PM

Hey, thanks for the add! Does your Commodore 64 still work? My brother and I loved ours but it finally gave out some time while we were in high school. I think the neighbor's son broke it, but he never confessed! Hmm...

Chris Chan, 4 July 2008

Basic Information

"Serious, Honest Relationship with a Woman is desperately required for me."

[By 4 September 2008 this had been changed to: "If you think I'm handsome, and you see me in Charlottesville, VA, please let me know at that moment."]

Male

26 years old

RUCKERSVILLE, Virginia, United States

Last Login: 7/4/2008

Mood: blank

[4 September 2008: "Mood: calm"]

Chris Chan's Interests

General

I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my website at http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS.

I would feel a lot better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I really need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

[Image] My two favorite Ponies; Waterfire and Star Catcher. :)

[By 4 September 2008, he had deleted all images of ponies and indicated that most of his time nowadays was taken up playing Guitar Hero.]

Music

All types of music, as long as it has a good tune. :) But I Really Like Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)! My favorite song from "Air Britney" would be E-Mail My Heart. And, in comparison to my 3-year old situation; wishing, hoping and praying that a Boyfriend-Free Girl would Personally Approach My Heart. I have my own set of songs that I sing too. So, I, Christian Chandler, am Number 2 on my Top Favorite Singers List. 8-) I also like: Backstreet Boys, Puffy AmiYumi, Excel Girls, The Steel Angels, N*Sync, C&C Music Factory, Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, M2M, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christopher Cross, Vanessa Carlton, Monica, Mariah Carry, And Others.

Here's one of the songs I sang, Yellow is a Mellow Color

[link]

Please allow a few minutes for the song to load.

Download for free by going to my Sonichu Site, and right-clicking the link among the news links on the front page.

  • Lyrics + Title copyrighted by Christian W. Chandler, August 20, 2003.

The music came from Sama de Amigo, Sega Dreamcast.

[By September he had deleted the link to this song.]

Movies

Favorite Movie, Mary Poppins.

Television

Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, My Little Pony, Excel Saga, Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Red Skelton, Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, Family Guy, American Dad, I Love Lucy, All In the Family, Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.

My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.

Books

I used to read R.L. Stien's "Goosebumps," and "Fear Street." I sometimes still do.

Heroes

Sonic the Hedgehog, and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. Check out my Sonichu Site at [address].

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments.

But my mother is a real hero, because she cares for me a lot. And she is a great role model.

Groups

Nickelodeon and Nicktoons fans, ~Mary Poppins~, Official Single & Looking Group, My-Nintendo, pokemon Master, pokemon rules, Yugioh-King of Games, Yugioh Group

Chris Chan's Details

Status: Single

Here for: Serious Relationships

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Ruckersville, Virginia

Body type: 5' 10" / Average

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Religion: Christian - other

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Smoke / Drink: No / No

Children: Someday

Education: College graduate

Occupation: PVCC Graduate

Income: Less than $30,000

Chris Chan's Schools

University Of Virginia-Main Campus 2007 to Present

Charlottesville, VA

Graduated: N/A

Degree: None

Major: Waiting to be FOUND by a Boyfriend-Free Girl, who is willing to grow into a Sweeheart.

Clubs: The Sonichu Club, The Lonely Male Virgin.


[Chris accidentally posted the above school twice. By September 2008 he had deleted this self-pitying entry.]


Piedmont Virginia Community College 2000 to 2006

Charlottesville,Virginia

Graduated: 2006

Student status: Alumni

Degree: Bachelor's Degree

Major: Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD)

Clubs: none


Manchester High 1997 to 2000

Midlothian,Virginia

Graduated: 2000

Student status: Alumni

Degree: High School Diploma

Chris Chan's Companies

[Chris deleted this entire section by September 2008.]

The Game Place

Charlottesville, VA US

Volunteer Player/Pokemon Event Host.

On Temporary Hiatus


Artsy Gamer

Ruckersville, VA US

Game Player (Sometimes Online With DS, PSP or PS3)

Mi Casa

Current

Chris Chan's Blurbs

[By 4 September 2008, there was a new bold statement at the top of the page: "Chris Chan is destoyer of slanderous LULZ; take that, Encyclopedia Dramatica".]

About Me:

*Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.*

Heeeerrrreeee's...

Christian

Weston

Chandler

PLEASE NOTE, IF you, the single woman, are Honestly, Seriously Interested in starting a Sweetheart Relationship with me, ..Look Me Up In Person..; I do not feel comfortable with starting a relationship over-the-internet, period. As long as you live in or within 25 miles of Ruckersville, VA, that is the distance I feel most comfortable traveling to meet up with you.

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees May, 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments. Thank You.

I would also like to take this moment to mention The DVD of my life: Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :) You may learn more about it in my About The Author Section on my Sonichu Site.

Not to brag, but I took two seperate [sic] HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

[The three short paragraphs above had been deleted by September 2008.]

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation. When getting my attention, please approach me and say Hi. Do NOT flirt from a distance; I will not be able to notice a long-distance flirt due to a thing called "Tunnel-Vision" (and High-Functional Autism). [Note: Chris set these last four words in a very small font size. By September he had deleted these last two sentences altogether.]

A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am NOT among those JERKS. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love to my Sweetheart. I Feel that Girls/Women deserve the best of our world, and I would do my best to give what I can of it to my Sweetheart/Soulmate.

I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

  • Chris Pony.jpg
  • 03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG

These are my attemtps so far for custom ponies. They both are the same, but they were each made differently. The one on the left was made first, sculpted from Crayola Model Magic, then I glued some of my own hair for its mane and tail. Then after learning some newer tricks from CustomPony.com, I did a better job with the newer Cheroki-Chan (shown on the right). For rooting new hair in the mane, and pushing the trimmed roots inward, I highly reccomend getting a rehairing/rerooting tool, like the custom one sold by plat_drgn on eBay (I got one, and I was very satisfied). As for Paint, I reccomend acrylic paint (over enamle) which you can get at your local Wal-Mart, as well as small-tipped brushes.

Also, check out my new group designed for the people who make their own Custom Ponies and those who like to look at them.

And on that note, I would like to give props to Adult Swim's Seth Green for his Custom Ponies of different emotional colors; good job.

[Embedded Adult Swim video]

[By September 2008, all this pony nonsense had been deleted, probably because he associated it with Megan too closely.]

I can be reached through the Playstation Network through the Playstation 3 game system. My PSN ID is ..Sonichu..; I am open for friend requests over the PSN, as well as possible live chat with Playstation Eye, or headset.

[In September he added: "**Also, I play Guitar Hero, if you get lucky in an online search in GHIII, GHAerosmith, or upcoming GHWT, you may be challenged my well-self-taught Guitar Skills.**

"My stats are linked to my profile on [address].

"(I am More often reachable through the Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable)"]

Also, if you have a Nintendo DS, and the right game, I'm Wi-Fi capable. Here's my info for: Animal Crossing Wild World

You have to regester my Friend Code for this game in order for you to come visit Cwcville, Virginia.

Name: Chris

Town: Cwcville

Friend Code: 0558-9666-5003

I've punched in a few already, but I'm open for more (female) players. Also, if anyone read the "Crossing Guardian" in Nintendo Power Volume 179 (May, 2004 issue), I was responsible for the "Cwcville" documentary that took up majority of that page. 8)

[Chris then provided contact information for playing Mario Kart, Tetris, Star Fox Command, and Mario VS. Donkey Kong with him.]

Please Message me if you have added me to your Friends List. Thank You.

[Image]

This is just Sonichu, Rosechu and me.

Favorite Gal-Pals :)

Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend. He actually used this image.
  • Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate
  • Linnea

*My future Sweetheart/Soulmate's Profile will occupy the "Pending" Spot.

[By September 2008, Megan was gone. The four gal-pals were now "Pending Sweetheart/Soulmate," "Anna McLerran," "Linnea," and "open space."]

Comments

The following are the non-spam comments which have been archived. Much of this was the result of Chris hitting on local women. When browsing through this list, it's instructive to know that Chris was discovered by 4chan and SomethingAwful around 26-31 October 2007. The trolls swoop in quickly.

LiNnAy

Jul 1 2005 2:21 PM

hey christian! I just wanted to say hi! How are you ? Thanks for the cool soda thing it was neat!

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Ella Jade

Jul 2 2005 8:50 PM

Christian, Hi, how are you doing? Thanks for the add! I hope that you have a good rest of the night:)

*Ella*

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LiNnAy

Jul 13 2005 8:05 PM

hey! Whats goin on?? I just wanted to say hi, and thank you again for the nice birthday present! See you around.. Linnea

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JaMee

Jul 30 2005 8:55 PM

Hey hows it going?

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Samantha

Aug 3 2005 8:27 PM

Thanks for the add!! Looking forward to chatting sometime :)

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Jeremy

Aug 26 2005 10:59 AM

what's up dude?? how's is going?

ay....macarena!!!!

jeremy

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Escaping Ellsworth

Aug 31 2005 7:26 PM

hey hey!! What's up dude?! I read your profile and I just wanted you to know that Sonic is probably one of my favorite video games series ever. You seem like a cool guy. Listen to the music and let me know what you think. Later!!

Thompson Escaping Ellsworth

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Lindsay Kaye

Sep 4 2005 8:27 PM

Good Luck on Tuesday Christian! I hope all goes well! Just keep in mind Good always conquers over evil! ;)

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Rachel{Rayray Princess!}

Jan 2 2006 7:28 PM

ty 4 the add

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Danielle

Feb 14 2006 2:58 PM

Happy Valentines Day!

Love,

-Danielle.

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Sonic2 the Hedgehog

Feb 19 2006 6:50 PM

i wasent making fun of u. shadow is darth vader. sonic is obi juan. tails is luke. amy is the princess. knuckles is that black guy with the purple lightsaver. and if ur sonichu was there that would be awesome!

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JesseBackwards

Feb 24 2006 1:54 PM

Happy Birthday!!! Have fun be safe and most of all eat alot of cake!

-Jessebackwards

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Luis Zena

Aug 20 2006 10:47 PM

Thanks for the add now lets duel!

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Charismatic ™

Aug 23 2006 11:04 AM

Hey there! I haven't seen you in a while. I hope all is well with you. I must apologize, I don't think I know any boyfriend-free, 18-24-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white girls around the Cville area. If I find any, I will send them your way!! :-)

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GorillazAddict

Oct 4 2006 6:25 PM

Do you have a link to "Yellow Is A Mellow Color?" I like the song!

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Leah

Nov 9 2006 1:14 PM

i'm a kid at heart as well!... is that you singing on your site??!

new music and website coming soon! appreciate the support...

smiles,leah

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MARTHA

Nov 27 2006 6:12 PM


thanks for the add !! have a nice day:)

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soup or salad? i eat children

Jul 21 2007 7:48 PM

If jesus was a serial killer you would be first

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Helena Hell-Anna

Jul 22 2007 7:18 PM

I voted for your video! Good luck!

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Raymunk

Oct 30 2007 11:23 AM

Hey chris how are you?

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Parappa

Oct 31 2007 10:17 PM

Hi Chris! What's up? Are you still believing?! Cause I am! One day, you will get a girl like I got Sunny! You just gotta believe!

So I hear some jerks cheated you out of a contest? What's up with that, man : (?

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Parappa

Nov 1 2007 5:05 PM

So what's your favorite boyfriend free actor?

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(ﾟДﾟ)INTERNET SUPERSTAR

Nov 1 2007 7:42 PM

O DANG CHRIS I MYSELF ALSO WONDER WHY YOU DONT HAVE WIMMINZ!!

UR JUST LIKE ME BUT W/O TOURRETESS!!!

yah...someday me and you will get a sweetheart of our own...

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Shelbumblebee

Jan 9 2008 7:11 PM

Hi Chris! How are you doing? :)

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Brett

Jan 10 2008 2:07 PM

CHRIS CHAN! Thanks for the ADD!

Comment Back.

Zap to the extreme!

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En Taro Adun, Tassadar!

Feb 25 2008 12:46 PM

Y halo thar

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vanessa

Feb 26 2008 3:46 PM

Why you so Lonely ?? Its ok you can tell me

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Psychoplasm

May 22 2008 4:53 PM

Thanks for the add, Chris.

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jessi

Aug 10 2008 3:15 PM

hey chris, thanks for the add! i wish you the best of luck on your search for love! :D

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Candystriped

Aug 11 2008 10:15 AM

Thanks for the add Chris!

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Kino.

Aug 12 2008 8:05 AM

Good luck in your quest for a boyfriend free girlfriend Chris!

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deathrape3000

Aug 13 2008 10:50 PM

I am certain you will find your sweetheart someday, Chris-Chan ^.^

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Anna

Aug 14 2008 12:33 AM

Hi um... thank you so much for adding me! I'd be really happy if you messaged me... I'd like to chat!

Bye bye =^_^=

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courtney coffin

Aug 15 2008 11:27 PM

thanks for the add. maybe i'll see you around in cville sometime

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$$$HANNAH DOGG***

Aug 17 2008 3:12 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Shock!

Aug 21 2008 9:45 PM

In defense to you and a tribute to your demolishing ED!!!

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Candystriped

Aug 28 2008 10:13 PM

Hiya Chris, just saying hi. Nice work on the new issue of Sonichu!

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Shock!

Aug 29 2008 2:16 AM

so Chris, do you allow friends and fans of the comic contribute ideas. I like your comic, and have some ideas of my own.

Hollar! I'm sure you would like these.

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Kyonko Fanclub~

Aug 30 2008 1:43 AM

ur my hero chirs chan

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Нико loves Magill ΩBoss CopΩ ON PROBATION BITCHES

Aug 30 2008 7:16 AM

It's an honour to be your buddeh, mon petit. <3

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Coyote

Aug 31 2008 1:07 AM

Nevermind, guess I found it after all ^_^

And I made your ponysona, hes an Earth pony, Hope you like him xD

Who I'd like to meet

[This section went through several iterations, not surprising since Chris has never been satisfied with his list of sweetheart requirements for the entirety of his Love Quest. Here are four variants, ordered chronologically.]

October 2005

Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!

October 2007

“Here's the list of the Characteristics of the girl/woman I would like (remember, I AM Flexable on most characteristics, and these ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS. But ONLY if it is Bold, then that is required).

-18-24-Years Old

-Boyfriend-Free

-White

-Within 20 Miles of Zip Code 22968

-Under 230 Pounds

-Smoke-Free

-Non-Alcoholic ("Socially Drinks" is also Acceptable)

-Caring

-Pretty

-Cute

-Default Language = English

-(Hopefully) a Virgin

(Fooly Cooly knowledge optional (I'm not talking about the Anime))

-Under or equal to 5' 10"

-Open-Minded

-Young at Heart

-Employment Optional

-Graduated from at least High School (College Attendant is Cool)

-Fun-Lovin'

-Sweet

-Charming

And that about covers that. Please also check the "I Wouldn't Feel Comfortable Around" Blog as well for the SOLID Turn-Offs.”

July 2008

In a Nutshell...

I have been searching for a Girl with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 18-25-years old, BOYFRIEND-FREE lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic and white, whom I can make into a Sweetheart/Soulmate from the ground-up, for the past enduringly greater than FOUR-LONG-YEARS

**You do not have to meet ALL the listed Characteristics; they ARE NOT REQUIREMENTS, and I am Flexable.

**And Please be sure to check my blog, "I wouldn't feel comfortable around..." for the qualities that would Turn Me Off.**

I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion.

I will treat you to a soda and a pleasant conversation. That is, if you will allow me the pleasure.

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

Not all the twists and turns of my Autistic worked in my favor, but I don't let it get me down. I will keep on waitin' hopin' and prayin' till I find my Sweetheart.

September 2008

Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

I'll treat you to a soda and a chat!

Blog posts

The Hanna story[3]

The exact date of this post is unknown, but it was sometime between 30 March and 2 April 2005.

One day in March, 2005, I now go to Fashion Square, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free.

Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.

Lousy, Stupid, Jerkops![4]

21 July 2005

Current mood: rejected

To those who are reading this, today, I was at the new Target store, across from Forest Lakes, just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two Manajerks asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was NOT! I was there hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl, like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two Jerkops! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and ready to strike back on them. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had one thing to say to them. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my pants, and pinned me to the floor. As I struggled, they handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humilated from being the victim, but I was angry at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my family. But now I'll have to go to court in the future. So now, I feel very miseable, sad, lonely and rejected.

One more thing... OUCH!”

I wouldn't feel comfortable around...

5 September 2006

Current mood: thoughtful

**Note: While I truly appreciate the attention from the women who live out of state (Virginia) and those who show-off in front of an EyeToy... I'm sorry, but if we could not personally meet within 20 miles of 22968, it's a big no-go.

It has come to my attentive mind that a few women who may be attracted to me are those of whom I would not feel comfortable around. So to avoid later confusion, here's a list of characteristics I would REALLY not feel comfortable around...

-SMOKERS
-REAL DRUNK ALCOHOLICS (Gone to "Moe's" often?)
-Current/Previous Mothers (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)).
-Real Ugly Women.
-Currently Over 230 pounds.
-The low-functionally mentally-handicapped.
-The seriously physically-deformed.
-Autistic (high-functionally or otherwise)...

Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point.

-Medium or Dark-Chocolate.
-Police-Women.

I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being honest. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.

I like the African Americans as equals.

The exact date of this entry is unknown, but it was sometime between July and September 2008.

Current mood: calm

I do not feel black people as "intolerable"; on the contrary I've had a few black friends growing up (mostly female). I like black people as equals among the worldwide population. I, myself, am part Cherokee, so I am likely to have a black ancestor among the tribe (it is uncertain in mine, and my father's (as he is the Cherokee parent of mine) knowledge, but I accept the theory). In short, I have no problems with black people.

As for the worldwide MALE (all nations and colors) Population, I can tolerate male acquaintances, but due to the proven fact that ALL MEN have taken ALL the WOMEN, leaving me none visibly to choose from, I am not particularly fond of 99.999999999999996% of the fully Male population (with the margin of exceptions of the few male acquaintances I have, my father, the current US President, and the few respectable males.

It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are arrogant, ignorant of others' feelings and emotions, rarely give full thought to their actions before executing them, testosterone driven, more for danger than Peace. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but their True Emotional supporters and providers.

I have grown up with MOSTLY Close Female Friends, so I understand the negatives, and I, as one of the few accepted among the women, reference one, Anna McLerran, who currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, she and I, we were very close, she accepted me, she feels comfortable around me, she is confident with me, she shares her emotions openly with me, and above all else, she emotionally supports me and loves me as a friend. Check among the females in the Manchester High School (Chesterfield County, Virginia) Class of 2000 roster; most of them remember me as an honest, good-hearted person.

But in my current search for my Sweetheart, my God-and-Lord-Commanded Dream calls for a pure, pretty daughter, and she did [sic] appear unto me black. So to keep within the Godly rules of my dream, and I've been raised old-fashioned by my father, my Sweetheart has to be white.

So, I reiterate, I am not prejudiced, I am only acting on the word of God my Lord, and I would feel terrible if I acted against that word.

The Sonichu Group

On 21 September 2006, Chris founded a MySpace group, "The Sonichu Group." He announced its opening on his Sonichu site with great fanfare, saying "ALL Sonichu Fans are Welcome to Join for FREE." He added, "Members of the Local Sonichu Fan Club of Charlottesville, Virginia are encouraged to join and post any suggestions for the group or CWC's Sonichu Site and whatever else, in this new MySpace Group."

The group homepage stated that "Sonichu Rocks!" Chris wrote, "This is IT, the Group dedicated to my electric-hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. You may post any and all nice comments about him, and empower his popularity." He issued the "First Offical Sonichu Group Bulliten" a day after its inauguration. He linked to his comics, and also took the opportunity to plug his dumb DVD. As with all of his other internet sites, he used the group to rage at Adam Stackhouse in August 2007.

Chris also opened a forum, starting with a "Suggestions" topic. As one might expect, the forum was moribund until suddenly it wasn't. By September 2008, familiar names like kawaiikitsune, PandaHalo, and Julie could be found among its members. The actual forum discussions appear to be lost, and Chris shortly moved on to other venues for hustling his hedgehogs.

Chandler's List

On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in 2005. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.

SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)

Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")

Chris's MySpace after the hacking
Name Location Age Note
asa Arlington, Alabama 25 JERK
\/\/hitney Quinque, Virginia 18
Howard Charlottesville, Virginia 31 JERK
TheBestKeptSecretYouHad Louisa Co., Virginia 19 Taken
~*Tracy*~ Columbus, Ohio 25
Kristen Charlottesville, Virginia 22
Mac Charlottesville, Virginia 19
Sarah Richmond, Virginia 20 Taken
...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3) Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Taken
Kim Charlottesville, Virginia 24
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP Chesapeake, Virginia 21 "More to Love"
_Da/\/ieL Roswell, New Mexico 17 JERK
Samantha Orange, Virginia 19
UVA nurse (Hayley) Raleigh, North Carolina 22
Escaping Ellsworth South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois ?? JERK Band
Shelly McGaheysville, Virginia 18
Heather Burbank & New Orleans, California 35 Taken
*~KISS~* Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Jessie Jo Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Smoker
I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy Charlottesville, Virginia 18
Nasty G Richboro, Pennsylvania ?? JERK Band
Kristie Charlottesville, Virginia 19
(**LiNnEa** Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Taken)
Ashley Charlottesville, virginia 19
Amanda Orange, Virginia 20
Erika Charlottesville, Virginia 21
(Lindsay Charlottesville, Virginia 20)
sasa Short Pump, Virginia 21 Smoker
(Jelena Charlottesville, Virginia 20 No Interest)
Jade Tampa, Florida 17
Leah Los Angeles, California ??
Brooke Crozet, Vriginia 19 Taken
Cate Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Lesbian
(Ella Charlottesville, Virginia 19 No Interest)
Randi Charlottesville, Virginia 17 Mormon
Chad Charlottesville, Virginia 23 JERK
Rachel Charlottesville, Virginia 20
JaMee Floyds Knobs, Indiana 18 Taken
(Green Day=Orgy (Anna) Salt Lake City, Utah 20 Mormon)
Beth Charlottesville, Virginia 19
(Timothy James Salt Lake City, Utah 17 JERK)
*JUDY* aka the girlie Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Taken
Courtney Jaye Atlanta, Georgia 2?
Jessica Charlottesville, Virginia 19
Maureen Radford, Virginia 21
JesseBacKwards Tri-Valley, California ?? JERK Band
lori Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Aimee Ruckersville, Virginia 25 Smoking Parent
(~*FreeStyle*~ Charlottesville, Virginia 21 JERK)
Jessika Charlottesville, Virginia 19 No Intrest
Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*) Fort Wayne, Indiana 21 Taken
Mary Barboursville, Alabama 16
sandy Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania 24
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) Crozet, Virginia 18
Liz Charlottesville, Virginia 24
Wild Spokane, Alabama 24
(Britney Spears Beverly Hills, California 23 Taken)
organized C h A o S Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Sara Oshkosh, Wisconsin 19
love...lost...heart (Melanie) Ruckersville, Virginia 19
zack Warren, Michigan 16 JERK
Pimpasaurus Sex Yavin IV, Alabama 22 JERK
JustJen Palm Springs, California 23 Taken
veronica Baltimore, Maryland 19 Smoker
Ashley of Course Charlottesville, Virginia 18
Jeremy Waynerboro, Virginia 26 JERK
(Chris Ruckersville, Virginia 23 Self)
adam Albany, New York 18 JERK
Crystal ???, Nevada 18
Karen New York, New York 24

Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
**cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
Currently 54 Friends [Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]

Name Location Age Note
Julia San Diego, California 26 Taken
asa Arlington, Alabama 25 JERK 8
Emma Rocks! Charlottesville, Virginia 23 Smoker
Howard Charlottesville, Virginia 31 JERK
Meredith Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Smoker
*New Addiction* Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Simpleng Tao (Howie) Charlottesville, Virginia 21 "More to Love"
~*Tracy*~ Columbus, Ohio 25 8
Kristen Charlottesville, Virginia 22 8
*Molly Charlottesville, Virginia 16 8
katie Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Kim Charlottesville, Virginia 24 8
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP Chesapeake, Virginia 21 "More to Love" 8
_Da/\/ieL Roswell, New Mexico 17 JERK 8
Escaping Ellsworth South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois ?? JERK Band 8
Heather Burbank & New Orleans, California 35 Taken 8
*~KISS~* Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Jessie Jo Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Smoker 8
Nasty G Richboro, Pennsylvania ?? JERK Band 8
**LiNnEa** Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Taken
Ashleigh Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Amanda Orange, Virginia 20 8
Erika Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Lindsay Charlottesville, Virginia 20 8
Jennifer Charlottesville, Virginia 24
sasa Short Pump, Virginia 21 Smoker 8
Jade Tampa, Florida 17 8
Leah Los Angeles, California ?? 8
Cate Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Lesbian 8
Laura Charlottesville, Virginia 22
sarah p. Charlottesville, Virginia 22
Randi Charlottesville, Virginia 17 Mormon 8
Chad Charlottesville, Virginia 23 JERK 8
Green Day=Orgy (Anna) Salt Lake City, Utah 20
Maureen Radford, Virginia 21 8
JesseBacKwards Tri-Valley, California ?? JERK Band 8
lori Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Aimee Ruckersville, Virginia 25 Smoking Parent 8
Mary Barboursville, Alabama 16 8
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) Crozet, Virginia 18
Liz Charlottesville, Virginia 24 8
SonichuCWC Ruckersville, Virginia 23 Self
organized C h A o S Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Sara Oshkosh, Wisconsin 19 8
zack Warren, Michigan 16 JERK 8
anglhallz (Holly) Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Pimpasaurus Sex Yavin IV, Alabama 22 JERK 8
JustJen Palm Springs, California 23 Taken 8
AMY Houston, Texas ?? Taken
Ashley of Course Charlottesville, Virginia 18 8
Jeremy Waynerboro, Virginia 26 JERK
adam Albany, New York 18 JERK 8
Crystal ???, Nevada 18 8
Karen New York, New York 24 8

Gallery

  • AfricanAmericansAsEqualsMySpace.jpg
  • IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg

References

  1. ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens
  2. ↑ MySpace Destroys 12 Years Worth of Content to Become More Obsolete
  3. ↑ [[1]]
  4. ↑ [2]

See also

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