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“	Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.	”
Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits

A typical visit to McDonald's in CWCville.

McDonald's is Christian Weston Chandler's favorite restaurant. His ideal first date would take place here.^[1] His favorite items are the eight-piece Chicken McNuggets^[2]^[3] and the $1 sweet tea,^[4] though he has claimed to get salads more often when attempting to get in the good graces of female friends.

Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who preferred Burger King.^[5]^[6] How truly American!

Chris met the real-life B-Manajerk and his partner, Merried Seinor Comic, in a Wal-Mart McDonald's in June of 2005, an event which would later be dramatized in Sonichu #3.

McHealth issues

It is probable that Chris's inactive lifestyle and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his obesity. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,^[7] is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria - once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues, depending on the foods Chris orders. The frequency of his trips to McDonald's were confirmed in 2015, when a Kiwi Farms user gave Chris $500 to see what he would spend with it; the eventual list of purchases made showed that Chris went to McDonald's 10 times in 13 days--and that's not even the only fast food place on the list.^[8] At this rate, Chris could probably develop serious medical problems - heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from constant consumption of fast food.^[9]

The trouble is that Chris doesn't seem to realize just how unhealthy fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the Liquid Saga, when at Kacey's behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.

In a display of nutritional ignorance, he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. In all fairness, grilled fast food items are generally less fatty than breaded ones due to not being fried in unhealthy oils. Still, with them being heavily processed fast food items, they shouldn't be eaten in the frequency Chris eats them--and whether or not he strictly or frequently eats grilled fast food is unknown, but probably unlikely. The "side salad" that he occasionally mentions eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris claimed once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.

Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 24 grams.^[10] The recommended daily intake of added sugar for an adult is about 36 grams for men and 25 grams for women.^[11]

With all that said, it is possible to have a meal at McDonald's that at best isn't too unhealthy, and at worst won't do much damage to your diet (this is why publications like Eat This, Not That exist after all). Nonetheless, you still shouldn't eat fast food on a frequent basis like Chris does, and knowing him, it's also very unlikely he frequently chooses the less-fatty items on their menu.

In McSonichu

"Have some fistfull fries!"

There is a McDonald's in the CWCville Shopping Center.
Sub-Episodes #4 and #5 take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of Mal-Wart".
A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's"), appears in Sonichu #9. Punchy took Layla there on their first date.
In Sonichu #11, Reginald Weavile takes Layla to McDonald's.

McDonald's Monopoly

In 2009, McDonald's held a Monopoly promotion. Chris claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods, which may seem familiar to seasoned CWC watchers.

Account I (October 6 - October 20)

52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)

52. St. Charles Place
51. Oriental Avenue
50. Baltic Avenue
49. Park Place
48. Marvin Gardens

Account II (October 21)

11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)

11. Park Place
10. North Carolina Avenue
9. Illinois Avenue
8. Community Chest (2)
7. Oriental Avenue

Account III (October 22 - October 23)

7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)

7. Park Place
6. Community Chest (3)
5. Illinois Avenue
4. New York Avenue
3. Electric Company

Account IV (October 23 - October 28)

8 codes (6 from purchased things)

8. Reading Railroad
7. Luxury Tax
6. North Carolina Avenue
5. B. & O. Railroad
4. Pennsylvania Railroad

McCosplay

Main articles: 100 2265 and 100 2266

Chris as the Hamburglar, apparently.

At least it hides his tits.

In the beginning of October 2010, Chris apparently remembered Jackie telling him that she liked his cosplay videos. Following a scandalous cosplay video over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.

His first McDonaldland act was the Hamburglar, where he ran around his room acting batshit crazy, wearing a BDSM costume that looked far more like an obese Voldo than the Hamburglar.

The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay Grimace. Needless to say, the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about autism and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of Family Guy in which Lois dresses up as The Grimace - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is retarded.

McGallery

Taking up a lot of room.
Playing with his toys in public. Note the Sonichu comic facing away from him.
Bringing in marmalade to apply on pancakes.
Chris, putting soy sauce on french fries as a DIY-gender transition method.

McReferences

The places of Chris's life

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun

Map of Chris's World

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

[1] Blanca Emails, September 2008#Future dates with Blanca

[2] Sonichu 1 Official Videobook#Sub-Episode 2

[3] CWC's Diary, March 29 2005

[4] Mailbag 28

[5] Coffee Place

[6] DayOut

[7] Mumble 8

[8] File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png

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[10] [2]

[11] [3]

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-{{quote|I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week.|Chris}}
+{{quote|Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.|[[Mumble 8|Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits]]}}
-[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|A typical visit to McDonald's]]
+[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|A typical visit to McDonald's in [[CWCville]].]]
-'''McDonald's''' is [[CWC|Chris's]] food of choice. Chris's ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken McNuggets and the $1 sweet tea.
+'''[[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]]''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s favorite [[List of restaurants|restaurant]]. His ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here.<ref>[[Blanca Emails, September 2008#Future dates with Blanca]]</ref> His favorite items are the eight-piece [[Wikipedia:Chicken McNuggets|Chicken McNuggets]]<ref>[[Sonichu 1 Official Videobook#Sub-Episode 2_2|Sonichu 1 Official Videobook#Sub-Episode 2]]</ref><ref>[[CWC's_Diary#2005|CWC's Diary]], March 29 2005</ref> and the $1 sweet tea,<ref>[[Mailbag 28]]</ref> though he has [[Jackie E-mails 2|claimed]] to get salads more often when attempting to get in the good graces of [[gal-pal|female friends]].
-Chris met the real life [[B-Manajerk]] in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.
+Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who preferred [[Burger King]].<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut]]</ref> How truly American!
-Based on reports from [[Ivy]] in [[Mumble]] on 28 March [[2009]], Chris's preference for McDonald's is symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who prefers Burger King.
+Chris met the real-life [[B-Manajerk]] and his partner, [[Merried Seinor Comic|Merried Seinor Comic]], in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] McDonald's in June of [[2005]], an event which would later be dramatized in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]].
-Interesting to note is that McDonald's has been a longtime supporter of [[homos|Gays and Gay Pride Parades]]. So, Chris has been unintentionally supporting homosexuality every time he eats there.
+==McHealth issues==
+It is probable that Chris's [[PS3|inactive lifestyle]] and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his [[obesity]]. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria - once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues, depending on the foods Chris orders. The frequency of his trips to McDonald's were confirmed in [[2015]], when a [[Kiwi Farms]] user gave Chris $500 to see what he would spend with it; the eventual list of purchases made showed that Chris went to McDonald's 10 times in 13 days--and that's not even the only fast food place on the list.<ref>[[:File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png]]</ref> At this rate, Chris could probably develop [[Chris and health|serious medical problems]] - heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from constant consumption of fast food.<ref>[http://www.livestrong.com/article/351296-health-effects-and-diseases-caused-by-eating-fast-food/]</ref>
-===Possible cause for health problems===
+The trouble is that Chris [[Chris and reality|doesn't seem to realize]] just how unhealthy fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the [[Liquid Saga]], when at [[Kacey]]'s behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.
-Chris' [[Chris and health|inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's]] may contribute to his growing [[obesity]], as well as his high cholesterol. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, 2-3 times a week, is equivalent to going 96-144 times a year. The latter is the equivalent of Chris eating 8-12 years worth of McDonald's food in a year's time. At this rate, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease or diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of 40 due to a heart attack or stroke increases each month.
-==Conflict with Kacey==
+In a [[Kacey Call 6|display of nutritional ignorance]], he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. In all fairness, grilled fast food items are generally less fatty than breaded ones due to not being fried in unhealthy oils. Still, with them being heavily processed fast food items, they shouldn't be eaten in the frequency Chris eats them--and whether or not he strictly or frequently eats grilled fast food is unknown, but probably unlikely. The "side salad" that he [[Kacey Call 12|occasionally mentions]] eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris [[Kacey Call 6|claimed]] once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.
-During Chris's abortive attempt to win over [[Kacey]] as his [[sweetheart]], at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.
-Since Kacey's marriage to [[Liquid Chris]] in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.
+Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 24 grams.<ref>[https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/sweet-tea-small.html]</ref> The recommended daily intake of added sugar for an adult is about 36 grams for men and 25 grams for women.<ref>[https://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/sugar/how-much-sugar-is-too-much]</ref>
-==In the comics==
+With all that said, it is possible to have a meal at McDonald's that at best isn't too unhealthy, and at worst won't do much damage to your diet (this is why publications like ''Eat This, Not That'' exist after all). Nonetheless, you still shouldn't eat fast food on a frequent basis like Chris does, and knowing him, it's also very unlikely he frequently chooses the less-fatty items on their menu.
-[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|500px|This is what Chris considers a successful date to look like. Note the look of terror in Layla's eyes.]]
+==In ''McSonichu''==
+[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|"Have some fistfull fries!"]]
 * There is a McDonald's in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
-* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]."
+* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|#4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|#5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]".
-* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Mickey Dee's") appears in [[Sonichu 9]], where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date.
+* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's"), appears in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] took [[Layla]] there on their first date.
-* [[Punchy]] took [[Layla]] to McDonald's on their first date.
+* In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Reginald Weavile]] takes [[Layla]] to McDonald's.
-==McDonald's Monopoly 2009==
+==McDonald's Monopoly==
-Chris has been stuffing his fat fucking face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a [[Brutal Legend Plus|video]], only to [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Results|create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods]].
+In [[2009]], McDonald's held a [[Wikipedia:McDonald's Monopoly|''Monopoly'']] promotion. Chris claimed to not care about it in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video]], only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods, which may seem [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Campaign|familiar]] to seasoned CWC watchers.
-===Account 1 (October 6 - October 20)===
+===Account I (October 6 - October 20)===
 codes (43 of them from purchased things)
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 *48. Marvin Gardens
-===Account 2 (October 21)===
+===Account II (October 21)===
 codes (10 of them from purchased things)
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 *7. Oriental Avenue
-===Account 3 (October 22 - October 23)===
+===Account III (October 22 - October 23)===
 codes (6 of them from purchased things)
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 *3. Electric Company
-===Account 4 (October 23 - October 28)===
+===Account IV (October 23 - October 28)===
 codes (6 from purchased things)
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 *5. B. & O. Railroad
 *4. Pennsylvania Railroad
+==McCosplay==
+{{main|100 2265|100 2266}}
+[[File:HAMBURGLAR.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris as the Hamburglar, [[Chris and cosplaying|apparently.]]]]
+[[File:Grimace.jpg|thumb|150px|At least it hides his [[Muscle bra|tits]].]]
+In the beginning of [[October 2010]], Chris apparently remembered [[Jackie]] telling him that she liked his [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplay]] videos. Following a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|scandalous cosplay video]] over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.
+His first McDonaldland act was [[100 2265|the Hamburglar]], where he [[CWCFlyingElephants|ran around his room acting batshit crazy]], wearing a BDSM costume that looked far more like an obese [[Soul Calibur|Voldo]] than the Hamburglar.
+The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay [[100 2266|Grimace]]. [[Chris and art|Needless to say]], the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about [[autism]] and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' in which [[Wikipedia:Lois Griffin|Lois]] dresses up as [[Wikipedia:The Grimace|The Grimace]] - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is retarded.
+{{clear}}
+==McGallery==
+<center><gallery>
+File:Chris mcdonalds.jpg|Taking up a lot of room.
+File:SonichuRosechuAmiibo.jpg|Playing with his toys in public. Note the Sonichu comic facing away from him.
+File:Pancakes Facebook photo.jpg|Bringing in marmalade to apply on pancakes.
+File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|Chris, putting soy sauce on french fries as a DIY-gender transition method.
+</gallery></center>
+==McReferences==
+<references />
 {{Lists}}
 {{Places}}
 {{CWCverse}}
 [[Category:Attraction Locations]]
 [[Category:Places]]
+[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Difference between revisions of "McDonald's"

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McHealth issues

In McSonichu