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'''Bubbles''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. | '''Bubbles''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. | ||
Of all the members of the Chaotic Combo, Bubbles is the most generic and useless. She is a soulless filler character who has two main purposes in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a water | Of all the members of the Chaotic Combo, Bubbles is the most generic and useless. She is a soulless filler character who has two main purposes in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a water Pokémon in the mix. In later comics, her role was expanded to be a filler character for subplots, until [[Chris]] needed to find an appropriate romantic partner for other, more important characters. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris still insists that she is over 18 and therefore making porn of her and [[Blake]] doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]]. He then promptly [[retcon]]ned her birthdate to all the way back to 1989 for the express purpose of making 34 out of her and her canonically 4 year-old boyfriend. | ||
She is said to be 90% water, which is so abnormally high (the average human body is around 60% water, while the composition of a normal hedgehog furfag is unknown) that it's a wonder her body is held together at all. For some reason, this precludes her from getting a tan like all the other rosechus (raising yet another issue on why rosechus covered in fur can get a tan at all), showing once more that Chris [[Honor roll|doesn't know shit about biology or chemistry]]. | She is said to be 90% water, which is so abnormally high (the average human body is around 60% water, while the composition of a normal hedgehog furfag is unknown) that it's a wonder her body is held together at all. For some reason, this precludes her from getting a tan like all the other rosechus (raising yet another issue on why rosechus covered in fur can get a tan at all), showing once more that Chris [[Honor roll|doesn't know shit about biology or chemistry]]. | ||
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===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]=== | ===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]=== | ||
While the other [[Rosechu]]s and [[Angelica]] are sun-bathing, Bubbles gives a lengthy explanation about why water | While the other [[Rosechu]]s and [[Angelica]] are sun-bathing, Bubbles gives a lengthy explanation about why water Pokémon don’t need sunscreen and cannot tan (Why she wears a bathing suit when before she was running around naked, however, is never explained). [[Magi-Chan]] telepathically tells her that he has detected a [[Sonichu Ball]] in a nearby ocean. Before going to fetch it, Blake kicks sand in everyone’s faces to make him look like a bad guy. Bubbles steps up to "deal with this jerk." She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s "cute" that they pretend to not be a couple. | ||
Bubbles and Blake agree to have a romantic epilogue under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the Sonichu Ball, but not in time to save Blake. Silvana then transforms into Blake and tries to have sex with Bubbles. Magi-chan warns her first and then the two fight. Silvana just teleports away though. | Bubbles and Blake agree to have a romantic epilogue under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the Sonichu Ball, but not in time to save Blake. Silvana then transforms into Blake and tries to have sex with Bubbles. Magi-chan warns her first and then the two fight. Silvana just teleports away though. | ||
Revision as of 22:31, 2 September 2010
| “ | Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it. | ” |
| -Chris on Bubbles's complete non-character | ||
Bubbles is a Rosechu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu.
Of all the members of the Chaotic Combo, Bubbles is the most generic and useless. She is a soulless filler character who has two main purposes in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a water Pokémon in the mix. In later comics, her role was expanded to be a filler character for subplots, until Chris needed to find an appropriate romantic partner for other, more important characters. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris still insists that she is over 18 and therefore making porn of her and Blake doesn’t make him a pedofork. He then promptly retconned her birthdate to all the way back to 1989 for the express purpose of making 34 out of her and her canonically 4 year-old boyfriend.
She is said to be 90% water, which is so abnormally high (the average human body is around 60% water, while the composition of a normal hedgehog furfag is unknown) that it's a wonder her body is held together at all. For some reason, this precludes her from getting a tan like all the other rosechus (raising yet another issue on why rosechus covered in fur can get a tan at all), showing once more that Chris doesn't know shit about biology or chemistry.
She is a combination of four characters:
- Raichu
- Amy Rose
- Sally Acorn, one of the rare characters known for having boobs but no clothes
- Marill; notice her tail and color scheme.
Comic appearances
Sonichu Babies
While in her unevolved Rosey form, Bubbles was raised by a Swampert. Unfortunately for the Swampert, a giant whale dropped a boulder on her and injured her. This forced Bubbles to evolve into her Rosechu form, allowing her to save her adoptive mother.
When Hedgehogs Meet
Bubbles first meets Blake while he is attempting to steal the Legendary Master Sunstone. He accidentally splashes her with a wave he created while riding a hover board. Despite being a water Pokémon, she is somehow offended by this, which inspires her to team up with the other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon for an incredibly unfair gang-stomping.
Sonichu 5
She has cameos in this issue but no speaking lines because she has no personality at all.
Sonichu 6
In this issue, Bubbles's attentions are strangely divided. One minute she pretends to be concerned about Chris's sister Crystal getting trapped in the mirror, the next minute she is talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s great basketball skills. She and Angelica think to themselves "What a dreamboat." Way to develop your characters, Chris.
Episode 18 Prologue
Here we see the Chaotic Combo celebrating their 19th birthday on February 2, 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make Chris look like less of a pedophile. Shortly after, on March 21, she celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a 20 year old despite being cloned only four years ago.
Spring break
While the other Rosechus and Angelica are sun-bathing, Bubbles gives a lengthy explanation about why water Pokémon don’t need sunscreen and cannot tan (Why she wears a bathing suit when before she was running around naked, however, is never explained). Magi-Chan telepathically tells her that he has detected a Sonichu Ball in a nearby ocean. Before going to fetch it, Blake kicks sand in everyone’s faces to make him look like a bad guy. Bubbles steps up to "deal with this jerk." She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s "cute" that they pretend to not be a couple.
Bubbles and Blake agree to have a romantic epilogue under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, Silvana takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the Sonichu Ball, but not in time to save Blake. Silvana then transforms into Blake and tries to have sex with Bubbles. Magi-chan warns her first and then the two fight. Silvana just teleports away though.
CWC-Defense
Bubbles and Blake are shown a Group of PuniSlavs on the beach, in which Bubbles uses some sort of electrically charged tidal wave to destroy her enemies. Moments later, she and Blake make out, showing that she apparently forgives Blake for having sex with a hermaphrodite in the previous issue.
Love Quest
She's sexually attracted by Blake and wanted to have sex with him under a pier but Silvana got there first, disguising herself as Bubbles. In spite of this, she still adores Blake, never questioning how he managed to let his libido mask the fact that Silvana was a fake. Despite what most would consider a critical lapse of judgment capable of ruining a relationship, she still married Blake on July 4th 2009.[1] Since Chris is a jerk, we're given no information about the wedding or the events leading up to it.
Gallery
Apparently Chris is too lazy to give many poses to this character.
Bubbles, as depicted by Ivy.
References
