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{{quote|Metonic evolves from Sonichu by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. His armor adds weight, so he can't do a Spin Dash. But his speed stays the same, and his spikes are diamond sharp.|[[:Image:208-CMetonicBck.jpg|Metonic Animal Crossing card]]}}
{{quote|Metonic evolves from Sonichu by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. His armor adds weight, so he can't do a Spin Dash. But his speed stays the same, and his spikes are diamond sharp.|[[:Image:208-CMetonicBck.jpg|Metonic ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}


'''Metonic''' is some dumb evolution of [[Sonichu]] from the future. Seen in [[Sonichu 0|Classic Strips]]. According to an ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card in the [[scrapbook]], Sonichu evolves into Metonic by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. Chris later on [[Mailbag 10#God save the queen|went to clarify]] that this evolution is specific to Sonichu (the first yellow recolor) only and that the rest of his [[Sonichu (species)|species]] can not evolve into Metonics.
'''Metonic''' is the final evolution of [[Sonichu]] from the future, seen in [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Classic Sonichu Strips]]. According to an ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], Sonichu evolves into Metonic by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. Chris later on [[Mailbag 10#God save the queen|went to clarify]] that this evolution is specific to Sonichu (the first yellow recolor) only and that the rest of his [[Sonichu (species)|species]] can not evolve into this form. Metonic is an Electric/Steel type.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]</ref>


Since in the canon future of ''Sonichu'', Sonichu has indeed become Metonic, this implies that Chris will be remarkably successful in using [[Pokémon]] trading tricks: not only will he find someone to perform a back-and-forth evolution trade (it was fairly common in old Pokémon games to send the traded Pokémon back again after the evolution trade), but this person will indeed ''not'' be a [[Medallion#Mark 1 (and decoy)|troll who yanks off the cable and runs away]], grinning like a loon, with Chris's Metonic on their cart.
Unlike with [[Ultra Sonichu]], this appears to be a permanent evolution.


In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], adults are portrayed as Metonics and [[Vamprosa]]s for absolutely no reason. It could be that, much like how [[Sonee and Rosey]] are generally used by Chris to symbolize people that are younger than he is at the time being, Metonic(and by extension Vamprosa) are his perception of his elders.
Metonic is not much different from a regular Sonichu in appearance. He's still has the same body shape and principal colors, (at least from what we can see), but now he sports a heavy suit of armor and a sword, which only really protects certain parts of his body. The armor covers his chest and the boots protect his feet, and he has a helmet which protects the sides of his head, but his massive eyes and most of his face, his lower stomach, neck, legs, tail, forearms and crotch are all exposed. One is left to wonder why Sonichu even bothers with the armor, especially considering that the armor is actually so heavy that it prevents him from using the spin dash attack that his inspiration [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] became famous for, though it somehow does not affect his speed. Of course, all this is really just down to a change of wardrobe. Really, the only difference between a Metonic and Sonichu wearing armor is that Metonic has spiky ears.


==Spin Dash==
Metonic has yet to appear in the main episodes of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], restricted mostly to cameo appearances in the collection of cards from Christian's [[Wall of Originals]], but as mentioned above, he did make a single appearance in the Classic Sonichu Strips from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']], in a ''25 Years Later'' segment, wherein he's shown to chop logs and shamelessly recycle jokes from [[Excel Saga]]. The future looks bleak.
Apparently he can't do one. [[Yawning Squirtle|Call da police]]. Taking all the armor off (as well as that goddamn archaic sword) would probably help no end with this.


==So, what's the difference between Metonic and a Sonichu wearing armor?==
In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], adults are portrayed as Metonics and [[Vamprosa]]s for absolutely no reason. It could be that, much like how [[Sonee and Rosey]] are generally used by Chris to symbolize people that are younger than he is at the time being, Metonic (and by extension Vamprosa) are his perception of [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|elders]].
Metonic has spiky ears.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:207-ACMetonic.jpg
Image:207-ACMetonic.jpg|Metonic ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card.
Image:208-CMetonicBck.jpg
Image:208-CMetonicBck.jpg|Metonic ''Animal Crossing'' card back.
Image:209-Metonic1.jpg
Image:209-Metonic1.jpg|Metonic ''[[Pokémon]]'' TCG card.
Image:210-Metonic2.jpg
Image:210-Metonic2.jpg|Metonic ''Pokémon'' TCG card back.
Image:211-YuMetonic.jpg
Image:211-YuMetonic.jpg|Metonic ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
Image:212-MetonicsSword.jpg
Image:212-MetonicsSword.jpg|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' card for Metonic's sword.
Image:213-MetalBoots.jpg
Image:213-MetalBoots.jpg|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' card for Metonic's boots.
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==References==
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==See also==
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Sonee and Rosey]]
*[[Ultra Sonichu]]
 
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Revision as of 08:38, 26 July 2011

Sonichu + Metal Coat + Trade = Metonic
Metonic evolves from Sonichu by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. His armor adds weight, so he can't do a Spin Dash. But his speed stays the same, and his spikes are diamond sharp.
Metonic Animal Crossing card

Metonic is the final evolution of Sonichu from the future, seen in Classic Sonichu Strips. According to an Animal Crossing card in the Scrapbook of Fail, Sonichu evolves into Metonic by being traded while holding a Metal Coat. Chris later on went to clarify that this evolution is specific to Sonichu (the first yellow recolor) only and that the rest of his species can not evolve into this form. Metonic is an Electric/Steel type.[1][2]

Unlike with Ultra Sonichu, this appears to be a permanent evolution.

Metonic is not much different from a regular Sonichu in appearance. He's still has the same body shape and principal colors, (at least from what we can see), but now he sports a heavy suit of armor and a sword, which only really protects certain parts of his body. The armor covers his chest and the boots protect his feet, and he has a helmet which protects the sides of his head, but his massive eyes and most of his face, his lower stomach, neck, legs, tail, forearms and crotch are all exposed. One is left to wonder why Sonichu even bothers with the armor, especially considering that the armor is actually so heavy that it prevents him from using the spin dash attack that his inspiration Sonic the Hedgehog became famous for, though it somehow does not affect his speed. Of course, all this is really just down to a change of wardrobe. Really, the only difference between a Metonic and Sonichu wearing armor is that Metonic has spiky ears.

Metonic has yet to appear in the main episodes of the Sonichu comics, restricted mostly to cameo appearances in the collection of cards from Christian's Wall of Originals, but as mentioned above, he did make a single appearance in the Classic Sonichu Strips from Sonichu #0, in a 25 Years Later segment, wherein he's shown to chop logs and shamelessly recycle jokes from Excel Saga. The future looks bleak.

In Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, adults are portrayed as Metonics and Vamprosas for absolutely no reason. It could be that, much like how Sonee and Rosey are generally used by Chris to symbolize people that are younger than he is at the time being, Metonic (and by extension Vamprosa) are his perception of his elders.

Gallery

References

See also

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