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Punchy also supposedly shares [[Random-access humor|the same shitty sense of humor as Chris]], but he has not demonstrated this trait even once, unlike [[Wild]], who has done so several times<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref> despite Chris not saying that the latter shares this attribute.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>
Punchy also supposedly shares [[Random-access humor|the same shitty sense of humor as Chris]], but he has not demonstrated this trait even once, unlike [[Wild]], who has done so several times<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref> despite Chris not saying that the latter shares this attribute.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>
 
==Comic appealances==
==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===


Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>
Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref>


==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===


[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|Look at those lips: you just know he's Asian]]
[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|Look at those lips: you just know he's Asian]]
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While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass.


==[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]==
===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===


Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.  
Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.  


==[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]==
===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===


While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.  
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.  
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When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.  
When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.  


==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spling Blake]]==
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spling Blake]]===


Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.


==[[Sonichu 9|Dating Education]]==
===[[Sonichu 9|Dating Education]]===


In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].
In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]].


==Episode 20==
===Episode 20===


Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.
Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.
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== Rove Quest ==
== Rove Quest ==


Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.
Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.


"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.
"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

Revision as of 18:52, 17 October 2010

Punchy Sonichu as he appears in Sonichu 3

Punchy Sonichu is a Sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. He is a Fighting/Electric type Pokémon. He has stated that he is very attracted to Angelica, but ended up paired with Layla, whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanted eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.[1]

However, it should be noted that the eyes seem to have been altered in Sonichu #10 as he now looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff, which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 4 characters:

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst trolls.

Punchy also supposedly shares the same shitty sense of humor as Chris, but he has not demonstrated this trait even once, unlike Wild, who has done so several times[2][3] despite Chris not saying that the latter shares this attribute.[4]

Comic appealances

Sonichu Babies

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a Dōjō where Master Nabe is teaching his student Mypoe to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile Sonee form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."[5]

When Hedgehogs Meet

Look at those lips: you just know he's Asian

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with Blake's hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members. He compliments Angelica on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his head is bleeding all over the grass.

Sonichu #5

Punchy and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

Sonichu #6

While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s basketball abilities, Wild and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.

When Patti remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

Spling Blake

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for Angelica to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the CWCville University is offering a Dating Education course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

Dating Education

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with Layla, whom he falls in love with. Reginald Sneasel tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome motorcycle with a sidecar, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - McDonald's.

Episode 20

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the third date). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

Rove Quest

Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

Prower, the Motorbike of Fail

Main article: Prower

According to CWCipedia, Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, Prower, doubles as a ninja Autobot with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

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Lefelences

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