Giant Penis Comic

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The Giant Penis Comic (officially Sonichu Comic Special 3, also known colloquially as PENIS COMIC in the Audiobooks adaptation) is a short comic drawn by Chris, depicting his wedding night with Ivy. It was hacked and published by The Miscreants on 29 April 2009. It is notable for having a probable outline of Chris's penis.

“	I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).	”
Ivy's response to a question in Ivy Q&A

Story

The Giant Penis in question.

Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father Officer Keino who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like coach John McGuirk from Adult Swim's Home Movies. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with Jerkops, and Bagget in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing before the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter (because who wouldn't want to read a porn comic that had their father in it?)

We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in CWCville), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a penthouse, nor do we see that their "suite" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners, and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding.

Chris carries Ivy over the threshold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty duck, which turns out to be gigantic, as in a HUGE third leg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, as if Chris studied and traced it and was told to give special attention to its crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. A disturbingly intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum, still visible as a half-circle, complete with pubes to go with his amazing duck, using the speedlines to conceal the half-finished pubes (that go off at different angles). Also the head of the penis is the same size as his actual head.

The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform — Chris into Chris-chan Sonichu, and Ivy into her Princess Ivy fursona. The two wretched creatures assume the doggy-style position, and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share the solemn thought of thanking God for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their $10-chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with CWC Orange Soda, and God knows what else. Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from Home Movies. Strangely enough, despite this comic being set the night after Chris's wedding, neither he nor his bride are depicted wearing their wedding bands. If you look carefully though, there is what appears to be a pair of copper rings on Chris's right hand, indicating a half-hearted attempt, but they are infrequently drawn, and still Ivy does not have a ring. The furry sex was clearly more important to set to paper than consistently and correctly drawing the outward sign of his Christian matrimony.

Gallery

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  HEY BRENDON, why am I in a shitty comic by an autistic kid?

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  Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the fantastic dinner and dessert planned

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  Air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!

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  Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.

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  Chris can't escape his bent dick even in his comics.

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  Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furfags than as real people.

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  THANK YOU GOD! It's over!

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  Jaunty banter, after-sex banter.

External links

• Download the Giant Penis Comic