Jason Kendrick Howell
| “ | I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL |
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Jason Kendrick Howell is the creator of the Chris-chan ED page. Chris wanted to call the police on Jason for allegedly having sex with an underage girl. (Spoiler: Jason never did have that underage sex.) Jason goes by Liquid Snake on 4chan's /v/. According to Chris, he is also "the Dork of Ages", a phrase (shockingly) stolen from American Dad!: "Dungeons and Wagons".
In real life
After Chris discovered the ED page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number. Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his MySpace page, where he found Kathleen Nicole Wallace by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason have had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen's status as a seventeen-year-old, led to his accusation of Jason having underage sex. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.
After Jason's inclusion in the comic, Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's Sonichu site was hacked by Clyde Cash. Chris, assuming that Jason was behind the deed, responded by calling him and making the infamous "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD" threat.
Jason eventually joined forces with Vivian, recording his own voice for the Audiobooks. He also provided commentary for the Official Videobooks, though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4chan and ED.
In Sonichu
Jason appears in Sonichu #8 in the episode, "Rage Against the Garbage", as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the 4-cent_garbage.com building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6. Get it? 666. Because he's evil).
Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the trolls, considering that it was almost a blatant reference to Metal Gear Solid's "Big Boss" character. Some were worried that Chris had actually played MGS, and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a picture of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.[1])
Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jason and Kathleen Nicole Wallace over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and ORIGINAL genitalia. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's "dark force" powers. Rosechu then face-rapes him nearly to death, but the "dark forces" keep him alive. It is assumed he will return in later issues.
Later on in Sonichu #10, Jason is seen talking with Jack Thaddeus, Beel and Clyde Cash on the "66+6" floor. He calls them all Gaywads and flies off with Kathleen Nicole Wallace at his side to his two story house in the suburbs.
In a video released 30 October 2010, Chris presents a revised ending of Sonichu 10, in which he reveals that the couple broke up when Kathleen cheated on him with their secretary, and she later went to maximum security prison for smoking pot, where she shares a cell with Mary Lee Walsh. Jason dies offscreen in a car crash.
See also
Gallery
Sauces
External links
- Sonichu! The Audiobook! 4-Cent Garbage Jason Edition! by Vivian Gee
- A Jason Retrospective: Jason talks of his part in the trolling. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (5.2)
- An interview Jason gave on his relation with Chris on ED