Sylvana
| Sonichu character | |
|---|---|
| |
| Silvana Rosechu | |
| Date of birth | Presumably at least 18 by Sonichu 8 (in universe)
21 February 2006 (IRL) |
| Gender | Female/Transgender |
| Length | ??? |
| Weight | ??? |
| Parents | Count Graduon |
| Species | Rosechu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric/Dark |
| Evolves from | Rosee (when unhappy with Quick Powder) |
| Evolves into | N/A |
Silvana is a shape-shifting intersex Rosechu who first appeared in Sonichu's News Dash #7 and later played a major role in Sonichu #8.
Her chief power is the ability to shapeshift into other people, as well as some psychic ability and her venomous genitalia. She was created by the same rainbow that made the Chaotic Combo. Her egg somehow ended up on the Goddamn Moon, where she was raised by the evil Count Graduon.
Silvana is a combination of four characters:
- Raichu
- Amy Rose
- Umbreon
- Astronema from Power Rangers in Space (an evil "space princess" with purple hair who was good, but raised to be evil by a powerful villain. Other characters try to reform her to the side of good.)
Biography
Silvana was either named after an acquaintance of Count Graduon's named "Sylvia" or her first babblings; the comic is unclear. Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a penis (which he named "The Grand Golden Rod"[1]), the skills of seduction and the ability "oblivious". During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into Bubbles to have sex with Blake. When she has sex, she secretes a paralyzing venom which leaves Blake hospitalized. She later tried to seduce Bubbles as well, but Magi-Chan convinced her not to fuck the intersex Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. What she actually intended to do after fucking and paralyzing everything in sight is never elaborated upon. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor for the countless trolls who troll Chris by pretending to be hot women.
| “ | ...Silvana was among the first Troll-Inspired Characters; they gave me the idea to make her a hermaphrodite. | ” |
| Chris on Silvana[2] | ||
As of Sonichu #10, Chris revealed that he plans on turning Silvana into a "full woman", and, as many trolls have repeatedly predicted, pairing her up with confirmed bachelor Magi-Chan. Sonichu #10 also shows Silvana "trolling" Chris in the guise of Meg Griffin (lending credence to the theory mentioned earlier about Silvana representing pretend females). It's also somewhat telling that Silvana didn't "troll" Chris this way before he had announced his plan to turn Silvana into a single-sex being.
According to Magi-Chan's profile on the CWCipedia, when Count Graduon's orb was shattered by Collosal Chan, all of the wizard's magic had been undone, including Silvana's penile curse. It is said that, a week later, Magi-Chan confronted Silvana and she suddenly experienced love for the first time, telling Magi-Chan to let her sort out her feelings first before she chooses to be his sweetheart or not.
Eight years later, Sonichu #11 reveals that Magi-chan and Silvana have indeed gone on to form a charmless relationship. Interestingly enough, Chris rescinded the idea of Silvana being forcefully restored to her "birth gender" and left her with both her powers of transformation and penis intact. The same cannot be said for her personality; all of her scenes outside of Magi-chan entail her denouncing trolls, kissing Chris's ass, and transforming into Sonic the Hedgehog to somehow make Chris's bizarre "clip show" possible.
The Original News Dash
Chris writes:
“Recently, a black Rosechu came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with Chris-Chan Sonichu, the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with Magi-Chan Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female Pikachu who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos Rainbow.” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place[3].”
From this, we can assume that she was originally meant to be an avatar of Chris's loneliness. One can only imagine the pain Chris went through when circumstances forced him to corrupt her.
See also:
- Rosechu, who also has a pickle
- Megagi La Skunk
- Niggos
- The Motherfucking Moon
- Lady Gaga
References
- ↑ Count Graduon on CWCipedia. It should be noted that the article was authored by DariaCamacho, an alias of Mao, rather than Chris. However, shortly after the article's creation Chris edited it and removed only the last paragraph of the original text, suggesting he approves the rest of the article and sees it as canon.
- ↑ Jackie Chat 2
- ↑ http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm
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