Sonee & Rosey

A sonee and a rosey. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. Seriously.

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The birth of Rosey Bubbles, sans skirt.

Sonees and Roseys are the pre-evolutionary forms of Sonichus and Rosechus. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a rainbow and hatched as Sonees and Rosies.

Technically, baby versions of Sonichu and Rosechu never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the miracle of birth provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the Chaotic Combo, or Silvana, correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the Rainbow. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" are wearing dresses. There's might be a link with their sexuality but Chris, their grand-father, is unclear on the subject.

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most Sonichu readers reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles English) speech being a major cause of anger. The appearance by Sonichu and Rosechu's Children in A Sonichu Day is a particularly grating example, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has yet given, in a despicably twee voice.

Sonee

“	Sonee is the pre-evolved form of Sonichu. He is known to have a lot of spunk and speed. This cute Pokemon packs a lot of action.	”
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The pre-evolved form of Sonichu. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on.

Rosey

“	Rosey is the pre-evolved form of Rosechu. Her cuteness always gets the awe of her enemies. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.	”
Rosey Animal Crossing card

The pre-evolved form of Rosechu. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt act as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind that, because it offers an opportunity for panty-shots. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of Bubbles, for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

Biologee

An examination of the birthdates of Sonichu and Rosechu's Children reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear retarded and half-baked all the time.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies. Whether or not Sonichus and Rosechus have hands underneath their white gloves remains a mystery.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-Type. in Sonichu 10, Sandy Rosechu went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a single week! [1] This leave us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda slower than the average to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her father lavished attention on her, while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with the nanny while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of a deranged tyrant.

Galleree

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  JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!

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  Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt but no top...

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  GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE

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  The Creepy Stare.

See Also

Tired of "Good Fan Art"? Visit our constantly expanding Gallery of Evil Fan Art! There's even a whole section dedicated to Sonee & Rosey!

• Sonichu and Rosechu's Children

• Sonichu (species)
• Rosechu (species)
• Metonic
• Vamprosa
• Guro
• CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
• Sonichu 3 Ep.10, the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu fans.
• A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story