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Chris dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him in both shins. "You'll live," he declares callously, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!"
Chris dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him in both shins. "You'll live," he declares callously, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!"


The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]] from the ''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Fighter]]'' video games) shower Chris with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Diamond and Pearl|''Pokémon Diamond'' and ''Pearl]], see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Chris and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.
The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]] from the ''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Fighter]]'' video games) shower Chris with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Diamond and Pearl|''Pokémon Diamond'' and ''Pearl'']], see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Chris and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.


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Revision as of 14:49, 19 June 2010

An alternate take at the story.

On 8 November 2009, Liquid Chris uploaded a video containing comic drawn by Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris) which depicted Liquid as a knife-wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey. Solid comes to her rescue and shoots Liquid in both of his feet with a handgun (because Ian is a kind enough guy to cripple his enemy for life instead of giving him a quick, painless death). This could be considered a threat to maim Liquid in real life, which is, of course, illegal.

The comic, known as Sonichu Special 4, seems to be an adaptation of Solid's Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler level in Little Big Planet, lifting most of its dialogue from the earlier production wholesale, including Liquid's awkward shout of, "I will have her! ALIVE!".

The resulting event caused by this comic exposed a lot of Chris's self-righteousness.


Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)
Stardate 08 November 2009
Subject Matter ComicsComics Comics
Liquid Chris' videos
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Plot

Rampant girlfriend-unfree boys related crimes these days... Virginia is not the exception.

The story begins as Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 mph" to retrieve his sweetheart Kacey from "that lying copycat, Chris." Chris doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point (especially as it takes him about an hour and a half to get to her), but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission.

Son-Chu arrives at Liquid's hideout and Chris rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up Chris's property. Liquid responds by brandishing a knife and attacking.

Chris dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the Megatron toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him in both shins. "You'll live," he declares callously, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!"

The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character Guile from the Street Fighter video games) shower Chris with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Chris and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.

Marriage

Liquid also used this video to announce that he and Kacey are getting married.

I am Getting Married to Kacey around 2 p.m. This Wednesday. I Love ya, Baby.

Chris has since tearfully responded to the loss of his true love.

Gallery

External links

CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009 CWCivil War! Current