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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,642 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ yed ” Chris, in a tweet.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 329 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,169 days 393 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,813 days 5,474 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,474 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Since his discovery on the Internet through 2017, Chris has been quite vocal about his political views. He was once a moderate and then leaned left. Following his shift in gender identity from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he became more vocal about politics. In the post-Merge era, he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris called on his fans to clean up the "slanders" on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. (more...)

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