Main Page

From CWCki
Revision as of 20:01, 11 February 2019 by Eamoo (talk | contribs)
Jump to: navigation, search
Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 1,949 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

CWCiki Introduction.jpg

Da Update

News.jpg

It is currently February 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

 
 
Hello everybody! This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, coming in late to you live from my faithful and loving Home in Ruckersville, Virginia, which is now been- correctively- and recognized officially by Google as, and with fan support bringing the name up, this is officially Sonichu Headquarters!
 

 

—Chris bragging about listing his house as a business on Google

Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money.
  • It has been 107 days since Chris begged for money.
  • It has been 84 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.


Article of the Now

Advicespikemedallion.png

3 March 2019 is the 10th anniversary of Bluespike revealing himself as Julie all along. The event is considered one of the most controversial moments in Christory as Chris experienced great torture which includes having his PSN account held hostage, have BILLY MAYS take over Cwcville, and shoving his Sonichu Medallion up his ass.


(more...)

Did You Know

  • ...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?


This Day in Christory

This is how all mature 27-year-olds get someone's attention.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.

(more...)


Also, in 2010, Chris videotapes himself reading off the Wikipedia page on Autism while wearing a sports bra, then says that there should be a law requiring all men to wear sports bras.

(more...)

Picture of the Now

ChrisSpottedInForzaHorizon4.png

A Kiwi Farms user spotted Chris in Forza Horizon 4

Video of the Now