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Da Update
It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

“	I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased.	”
Chris's most recent tweet.

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,039 days

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,684 days

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,344 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.


Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.

This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki.

... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality?
- ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville?
... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week?
... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook?
... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise?
... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge?
- ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump?
... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris sold a Philips PSP-1000 Micro FM Transmitter on eBay.

Today was also the day, in 2012, that Chris and Barb bought Clover and Snoopy from a puppy mill.