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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,774 articles...and counting!

*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

“	Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets. I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris on X and Bluesky

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

654

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,494 days

718

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,138 days

5,798

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,798 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now


Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.

This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki.

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Did You Know

... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris released "Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN."

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In 2020, the 2020 Discord leaks begin to take place on the Official CWCki Server. Chris also joined the server after being invited by Naught, though his stay wouldn't last long.

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