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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,681 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online. ” Chris on Bluesky

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 521 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,360 days 585 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,005 days 5,665 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,665 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married to each other in real life? ... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? ... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom? ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event? ... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is? ... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic? ... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid? ... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game? ... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn? ... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail? ... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null? ... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends? This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2009, Chris demands the removal of his ED article. He later reuploads the an extended version of the video. (more...) In 2009, Chris claims to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll. (more...) In 2009, Chris announces he is leaving YouTube forever. Or maybe just until 9 April. (more...)

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