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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,937 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ HOW MANY Individuals have been over-blinded by Hatred for the sake of Hatred?! Also, what a Baffling Dumb Reason to hate. I mean, back in 2006 or so, people online Hated on Me! It's baffled me. Hatred for the sake of Hatred, LOLing me due to me being Autistic, not to mention Mockery and... ...the "Art" of me and my Sonichus and Rosechus mislabeling and portraying us in wrong lights. WHY?! Because it was a LOL moment for some of you and the perverted mindsets within. I never could understand the logic and lack of reasoning. That aspect of internet culture is f***ing dumb. Stop Being Dumb like and start being kind with others. The judgmentalities blind from that which is better. And apparently those individuals are not looking into the Cwcville Autobots content that resonates along with Cybertronian History and the collaboration with Earth and all. I can't find it online, but there was one "art" from well over a decade and a half ago that depicted Son-Chu being bored and smoking a cigarette and acting like he lacked a purpose or meaning. Well, He AND His Autobot Team have personalities, souls and Purpose, as do Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu. They are not boring, and they are dynamic in personality and substance. If only some of you had not mocked and hated on it. But I do appreciate those like Bryan and Trickie who offered fan works with substance, heart and soul. I realized that I was blinded by my hormones and shit, once upon a time, but my head has become a lot more clear in the past decade and progressing. Also, I have always been serious about the Dimension Merge. I possess personal experiences and premonitions like a lot of Pisces born individuals do. And the Sonichus, Rosechus and everything, everywhere and everyone else of the C-197 Half of this Earth are Real and Flesh like you all and I. I will never ever be told otherwise, because I know; it is not just simple belief. I wish all of you, Gibi as well, would open your minds, hearts and eyes and see for yourselves. And I really do not care if you all over hate and misread my words on the Reddit and Kiwi or whatever. I am all of me, and I have been doing everything with everyone. Peace and Love. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,009 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,848 days 1,073 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,493 days 6,153 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,153 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris reminded voters that it was the last day to vote for the "Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown" contest, and offered several extremely biased blog posts. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2009, that Liquid Chris released "Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!" (more...)

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