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Quote of the Now “ Everyone of Earth in this Universe and Timeline, this is the voice of Emmanuel, God of Gods and of the various names made of me worldwide, speaking through my child, the one Prime of all Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichus. Hear and heed my words well and deep. As I have taught through my child long ago in Israel, you need to forgive all who have trespassed against you, forgive those who are indebted to you and who you are debuted of, as well as forgiving the sinners. And I tell true, there are a lot of sinners on varying perverted levels, all of you. I tell you true that in every aspect of the past decades in all, I personally have forgiven and cleansed Christine, my Daughter, mind you, who was my Son. Female pronouns are correct with her, and I support that. And all of the Gods and Goddess under me have forgiven Christine as well. All of you need to give Christine kindness and support in her redemption arc. She has repented very much by only one other who is of great significance by my word and our prophecy. With that being said, #HarmonyCon 2026 was one of the first transformative events of her and everyone, as will every single convention afterwards, and all of you should be welcoming of my daughter. The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone. The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you. And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level. Honor my child, here, as you have honored Jesus and those you appreciate earnestly. Confirm this for yourselves with the massive shift in energy filled with cleansing Holy Light Power on the very moment I press "Post All" on this thread. Go forth with that which is Holy, Light Powered and Good. ” Chris whining about being kicked out of HarmonyCon while roleplaying as God.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 845 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,684 days 909 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,329 days 5,989 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,989 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album? ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band? ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band? ... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe? ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community? ... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him? ... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu? ... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion? ... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him? ... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"? ... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris answers Mailbag 53 on the CWCipedia, and the Sysop uploads Mailbag 57. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added. (more...)

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