User:Solaris999/Main Page

Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,962 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ ✨I just uploaded a new profile photo ” Chris on TikTok.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,093 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,933 days 1,157 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,577 days 6,237 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,237 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that Bob Chandler's alma mater is a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Auburn University? (roll tide) ... that Chris once compared carrying your dead friend on your back to safety to the struggle of moving furniture? ... that trolls once presented a script of a video mocking 9/11 in order to threaten Clyde Cash to Chris, and then Chris created and released it for them? ... that Chris's family tree includes six people that fought for the Confederate States of America during the American Civil War, and that among those six, one owned twenty-one slaves? ... that BILLY MAYS is absolutely PERPLEXED THAT YOU WOULD OFFER THAT INFORMATION? ... that the government lended Chris at least $1,300 each month from 2010 until (presumably) 2023? ... that Chris sold at least 2,000 items from July 2025 to July 2026 on his Etsy shop? ... that the US and Japan really wanted to get it on? ... that Praetor is selling Sonichu Medallions for $110? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris spent ten dollars on BioShock for the PS3, played it for a while, then gave up. This shows how irresponsible he is with money. (more...)

Picture of the Now

Video of the Now Click to load content