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Revision as of 17:23, 27 October 2015
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| Robee Sonichu | |
| Date of birth | 26 February 2007 |
| Gender | Tomgirl |
| Parents | Sonichu (father), Rosechu (mother) |
| Species | Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric |
| Evolves from | Sonee |
Robee Sonichu (born Robbie Sonee, 26 February 2007) is the son and youngest child of Sonichu and Rosechu in the Sonichu universe. Robbie is named after either Chris's father or his childhood hero.
Appearances
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[1] In Sonichu #11 the household celebrate Christmas; Robbie and his father help a homeless woman.
The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
Evolution
On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: a "total Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser" (still very much into women).[2] Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10. Robbie's evolution and changes have yet to occur in the comic timeline.
All gwown up! Yay!
LEGO Robbie, Chris's latest Mary Sue, with breasts and a skirt.
Robbie hanging out with Chris the lesbian at the mall.
Robbie engaging in an implausible sex act with a sweetheart.
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls