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| {{quote|He was cloned from [[Sonichu]]'s DNA. with an accidental dose of [[Fanta|Cherry Cola]], in [[Giovanni]]'s evil lab. Blachu [Blake] can run fast as fast as Sonichu, but they don't see spark-to-spark.|[[:Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg|Black Sonichu [Blake] Animal Crossing card]]}} | | {{quote|The egg appearing, from the chaotic rainbow of 2008, late December, 2017, in front of Magi-Chan and Mewtwo. The two of them Fully, Swiftly and Effectively, raise miss Perceptor Sonichu to be the most intelligent of Everyone Else of the Sonichu and Rosechu kind.|[[:File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|Drawing of Perceptor Sonichu]]}} |
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| ! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character | | ! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character |
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| ! colspan="2" |Blake | | ! colspan="2" |Perceptor |
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| | '''Date of birth''' | | | '''Date of birth''' |
| | 22 March 1999 (in universe, as Black Sonichu) | | | Late December 2017 (in universe) |
| [[Blake#Conception|No later than 24 July 2002]] (IRL) | | [[:File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|No later than 26 January 2018]] (IRL) |
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| | '''Gender''' | | | '''Gender''' |
| | Male | | | Female |
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| | '''Species''' | | | '''Species''' |
| | [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]) clone | | | [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]) shiny version |
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| | '''Length''' | | | '''Length''' |
| | 5'4" (163 cm) | | | 5'4" (163 cm) [?] |
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| | '''Weight''' | | | '''Weight''' |
| | 120 lbs (54 kg) | | | 120 lbs (54 kg) [?] |
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| | '''Type''' | | | '''Type''' |
| | Dark/Electric<ref>[[April_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_Writes_a_Wall_of_Text_About_African-American_Sonichu|April 2019 Twitter]]</ref> | | | Electric<ref>[[:File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|Image]]</ref> |
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| | '''Evolves from''' | | | '''Evolves from''' |
| | [[Sonee]] or Pikachu | | | [[Sonee]] |
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| | '''Evolves into''' | | | '''Evolves into''' |
| | Silver Blachu | | | ? |
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| '''Blake''', originally called '''[[Niggos|Black]] Sonichu''' (and occasionally '''Blachu''') (born 22 March [[1999]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu]</ref>), is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and was once the arch-nemesis of [[Sonichu]]. He is also, inexplicably, [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s boyfriend (and later husband outside of the [[comic]] canon). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off three characters: [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]], [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] and [[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]. | | '''Perceptor''' is the adopted daughter of Magi-chan and Mewtwo after her egg was sent forward in time by the chaotic Rainbow. She is completely asexual (just like Chris after HRT) and never ever gets aroused. She is also specialised in disabling all forms of Nazi technology. |
| ==Conception==
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| While Chris has taken care to inform us of the precise dates in which he concieved of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]],<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation 17 March 2000] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu#Origins 22 December 2000], respectively.</ref> he did not do the same for Blake. We can safely deduce that he was not conceived at a point later than 24 [[2002#July|July 2002]], since on said date Chris made a [[:File:250-BlachuCard1.jpg|homemade card]] of Blake (then called Black Sonichu).
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| The idea of Blake seems to have welled up as a device for Chris to cope with his feelings of [[anger]] by externalizing them. Several months before creating his Black Sonichu card, he experimented with a "[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg|Dark Christian]]" card to express his jealousy of [[Harry Potter]]; and an "[[:File:256-EvilEnergy.jpg|Evil Energy]]" card. As early as [[2000]] he had devised a "[[:File:DrksonC.jpg|Dark Sonichu]]" card for "whenever Sonichu is full of anger." In the coming years he would make similar attempts to project his own feelings of discomfort onto cartoon dopplegangers with [[Naitsirhc]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]].
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| In early to mid-[[2003]], with the beginning of his [[Love Quest]], Black Sonichu increasingly came to represent his jealousy of the [[JERKS]] and his self-identification as a [[virgin with rage]]. The ''Sonichu'' canon was a clear case of wish-fulfillment, and Blake stood for everything which interfered with those wishes. On discovering that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] was going out with [[Wes Iseli]], Chris imagined a fantasy world where he ([[Sonichu]]) was the beloved sweetheart of Sarah ([[Rosechu]]) and the villainous Black Sonichu was the jealous Wes, who stalked the lovers.<ref>[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]</ref> This same theme was played out in the very first [[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|classic Sonichu strip]], completed on 3 January [[2004]]. The truth is that while it's common to speak of Sonichu as Chris's Mary Sue, it would be more accurate to say that Chris's emotional state in these years was actually embodied in Blake.
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| Only later would Blake evolve into a blatant rip-off of Shadow the Hedgehog, starting out as Sonichu's nemesis but later becoming an ally.
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| ==In the comics==
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| ===''Sonichu'' #1===
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| [[Image:BlakeStats.jpg|thumb|Blake's stats. You know, in case you gave a damn]]
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| He first appeared in issue 1, episode 4. [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] was attempting to clone Sonichu and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola," spilt by [[Bill The Scientist]].
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| This soda in his DNA changed his fur color to black and red. This makes him an obvious ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shortly after being created, he was ordered to kidnap [[Rosechu]]. [[Sonic]] and Sonichu thwarted this plan much to his chagrin. As punishment for kidnapping her, Rosechu punched him in the face and knocked some of his teeth out, showing what a pussy he really is.
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| ===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===
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| Blake is ordered to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] by [[Giovanni]] because Blake is his bitch. Easily overpowering [[Flame the Sunbird]], he jumps on his hoverboard and escapes with [[Flame]] in pursuit. During the chase he somehow manages to pass by and piss off almost every single member of the soon-to-be-formed [[Chaotic Combo]]. [[Sonichu]] himself jumps into the mix and every last one of them gangs up on Blake and beats the living crap out of him - fair fighting, y'know?
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| === ''Sonichu'' #5 ===
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| In issue five, Blake actually refers to [[Naitsirhc]] as his father while mistaking him for [[CWC]]. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc wears a Blake [[Medallion]] that allows him to transform into an evil Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
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| === ''Sonichu'' #6 ===
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| Blake is dismayed to see that Naitsirhc has become Reldnahc Ha-Taque. After robbing stores with him, Blake complains to Sonichu and [[Magi-Chan]] about how he was really mean to him - insulting him all the time and putting whipped cream in his rocket boots. Blake then allows the reader to see that he has the hots for Bubbles - in spite of her helping the [[Chaotic Combo]] beat seven shades of crap out of him.
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| ===Episode 18 Prologue===
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| On March 21, Bubbles celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a twenty-year-old despite being cloned only four years ago.
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| ===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]===
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| Blake approaches Rosechu, Angelica and Bubbles whilst they sunbathe on the beach and kicks sand in their faces to make him look badass. Bubbles steps up to “deal with this jerk.” She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s “cute” that they pretend to not be a couple.
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| Bubbles and Blake agree to have sex under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the [[Sonichu Ball]], but not in time to save Blake.
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| ===[[Sonichu_9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===
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| CWCville is attacked by [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] and fighting ensues all over the city. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles defeat an entire fleet of [[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels)|S.A.V.'s]] and proceed to kiss afterwards. Later on at the end of the episode they're seen outside of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] along with the rest of Chris's [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]s and their respective partners. Blake and Bubbles are holding hands, suggesting that they're no longer hiding their relationship from the rest of the public.
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| ===[[Sonichu_10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===
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| As this was the episode in which Chris's narcissism reached its pinnacle, it was more than fitting for it to also be the story in which Blake completed his transformation into just another one of Chris's pawns. Despite becoming a full fledged good guy, Blake's propensity toward evil in this episode is greater than ever.
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| After returning from the [[Time Void]], Chris orders Blake and [[Punchy]] to go outside of the [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent Garbage]] building where he and Sonichu will meet them later. Once all the members of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] get together, they proceed to destroy the 4-cent Garbage building by playing the song ''[[Revive Zordon]]'' in its proximity. Hundreds endure death and injury as the building collapses, making Blake and the rest of his bandmates mass murderers.
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| Later on the episode's plot is briefly interrupted for Chris to make a non-apology apology to the LGBT community and other readers he had offended. Blake is standing next to him along with Bubbles, Sonichu and Rosechu, suggesting that his status within Chris's entourage has risen considerably. Blake's next appearance is in the mayor's office where he joins the rest of Chris's goons in ranting against the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia four]]. He is last seen in the episode (and in Sonichu altogether) as he is standing next to Bubbles while she presses one of the ten buttons needed to activate the electric chair to which Alec is strapped. Blake stares at Alec with indignant rage, despite having a rap sheet far worse than that of the doomed comic creator.
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| ===Future episodes===
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| In a [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|blog post from January 2010]] Chris writes about a planned episode of Sonichu which will focus on Blake.
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| ==CWCipedia biography==
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| {{quote|The only differences are their color, shoes and this one is more evil.|Chris, informing us that Sonichu is also evil to some degree, and that Sonichu and Blake have less in common than Sonichu and any other Sonichu}}
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| According to the [[CWCipedia]]'s [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu entry on Blake], he was created on [[Sonichu chronology#1999|22 March 1999]], following the battle between Sonichu and Naitsirhc Giovanni on 12 August 1998 (It's cited that it took a while to rebuild the cloning machine, most likely referring to Mewtwo's escape in ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]''). Through the help of [[Bill the Scientist]], cherry soda is spilled into the DNA, which causes the Sonichu to turn black. Four months later, Black is primed to battle Sonichu, though his first battle goes sour even with the arrival of Metal Sonichu. Blake would continue to do evil, stealing the Master Sunstone and the like. It's said that he enjoyed the rush of villainy, but at the same time, started regretting it.
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| Everything would change when Black Sonichu prepared to capture Sonichu and Rosechu during their wedding. There, he would see Bubbles Rosechu for the first time. He was so enamored over her that he didn't fire the net gun he was intending to use to capture the two with when he wanted to and when he did, he missed completely. He would learn her name through one of the programs for the wedding.
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| The two wouldn't meet again until Naitsirhc's transformation into Reldnahc. When they did meet, Bubbles ended up chewing out Black for a good fifteen minutes. Not accustomed to criticism, Black did "an emotional [[Chris humps his PS3|One-Eighty]]" and just broke down and cried like the baby he was, begging for forgiveness. Bubbles accepted and began forming a bond with him. Over ice cream, Black introduced himself as "Black Sonichu," but Bubbles hated a name like that, so she named him "Blake," after a star's name.
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| When coming into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] - or with the seven Chaos emeralds upon which the Sonichu Balls are based - Blake can temporarily transform into ''Silver Blachu''. Silver's powers are very similar to those of [[Ultra Sonichu]], Sonichu's own temporary transformation which is induced by the seven Sonichu Balls.<ref>For comparison, see [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Silver_Blachu Silver Blachu] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#.28Temporary_Transformation.29_Ultra_Sonichu Ultra Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]].</ref> Silver is identical to Blake in physical appearance, with the exception of having gray fur rather than black.
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| Practically none of this shows up in the comic itself, not even through Chris's lazy textwalls he uses to explain the minor details (such as the tragic death of his [[Ivy|true, God-foreseen love]]) he doesn't want to bother drawing.
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| In [[Mailbag 31]], Chris refers to Blake as "a deep individual". [[Chris and writing|He hasn't given us any explanation on what makes him "deep"]], either in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] or in his CWCkipedia article. Like all other [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]], he is flat, boring and only interested in [[Chris and sex|fucking]]. He is the only slightly interesting Sonichu because of his villainous roots, which is completely ignored once he turns to "[[Chaotic Combo|the good side]]".
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| == Name ==
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| Originally, Blake was just referred to as "Black Sonichu" or "Blachu", but Chris decided to change the name so as to look like less of [[:Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|a bigoted racist jerk]]. Why he is suddenly called "Blake" is never revealed. Chris assumed that everyone would understand why his name is now Blake, so everyone just goes with it.
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| Chris, in the CWCipedia article on Sonichu, finally provided the reason why Black Sonichu became Blake - because Blake felt like it.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref> This was later retconned into saying that Bubbles gave him the name.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles Blake_Black_Sonichu#Blake_and_Bubbles]</ref>
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| Some argue that Chris was indeed ripping off [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] incarnation of Black Sonichu, who was named "Blake" for some time before Chris started using Blake.<ref>http://sonichu.110mb.com/merchandise.html</ref>
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| Despite going to great lengths to use the retconned names in the [[Official Videobooks]] (such as "Nicole Rammer" for [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]), Chris still uses Blake's original name in most of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].
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| == Love Quest ==
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| In episode 18, it is revealed that Blake has a secret romance with [[Bubbles]] and that they have sex with [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|raincoats]] and don't let the rest of [[CWCville]] know. To cover up their relationship, they pretend to fight and he acts like an ass. At the end of the episode he gets raped by a shape-shifting hermaphrodite named Silvana. This rape is meant to be a metaphor representing Chris being trolled by men pretending to be women online.
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| Interestingly enough, [[Chris and Reality|in Chris's imagination]], Bubbles and Blake were married 4 July 2009, at [[Angelica]]'s church. This indicates that despite Blake's failure to control his own [[Duck|libido]], Bubbles forgave him and everyone lived happily ever after.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]]</ref>
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| <gallery> | | <gallery> |
| Image:070-SchuVsBchu.jpg
| | File:Perceptorcard.jpg|Perceptor's TSSSF card. |
| Image:080-SilverBchu.jpg|He has a super form, too.
| | File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|Perceptor's backstory page. |
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| File:Black sonichu.JPG|Black Sonichu [[medallion]]. | |
| Image:254-BlachuPose.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
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| File:Shoes.PNG|Blake's magic shoes | |
| File:Lego Blake.jpg|[[LEGO]] Blake.
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| File:EbayBlakeB.JPG|Blake [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibo]].
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
| {{CWCipedia|chris=Blake_Black_Sonichu}}
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Niggos]]
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| {{Hedgehog Boys}} | | {{Hedgehog Boys}} |
| {{Not_Jerks}} | | {{Not_Jerks}} |
