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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

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*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
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Da Update
Chris claims if he gets enough money, he'll visit Megan, only to immediately cancel only a few minutes after, discovering she has a gun. For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Quote of the Now

LOOK, money is BAD right now; As much as I hate to say, I am still Partially Human and need FOOD to survive! As well as my mother and our Pets - the need is DIRE!

BZZZT! This is Magi-Chan Sonichu AND Mewtwo - please help our wife with Great Haste!

              -chris, using fictional characters to gain sympathy

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

239

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,079 days

303

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,723 days

5,383

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,383 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

The Tomgirl Pictures are a series of pictures taken by Chris that were leaked by Surfshack Tito on 28 April 2011. These are most notable for highlighting Chris at the beginning of his eventual gender transition.

According to Tito, the cross-dressing was apparently Chris's reaction to someone advising him to get in touch with his feminine side. Emily gave a somewhat different explanation, stating that what kicked it off was someone suggested to Chris to be a tomgirl since being a guy was too hard. Both explanations fit with signs of late-onset gender dysphoria.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, the real Chris reveals himself for the first time in a YouTube video, beginning the saga with the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson.

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Did You Know

... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married in real life?
... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
- ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn?
... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?

Picture of the Now

Video of the Now