Gun Comic
On 8 November 2009, Liquid Chris uploaded a video containing comic drawn by Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris) which depicted Liquid as a knife-wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey. Solid comes to her rescue and shoots Liquid in both of his feet with a handgun (because Ian is a kind enough guy to cripple his enemy for life instead of giving him a quick, painless death). This could be considered a threat to maim Liquid in real life, which is, of course, illegal.
The comic, known as Sonichu Special 4, seems to be an adaptation of Solid's Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler level in Little Big Planet, lifting most of its dialogue from the earlier production wholesale, including Liquid's awkward shout of, "I will have her! ALIVE!".
The resulting event caused by this comic exposed a lot of Ian's self-righteousness.
Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages) | |
Stardate | 08 November 2009 |
Subject Matter | Comics |
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Plot
The story begins as Ian Brandon Anderson is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 mph" to retrieve his sweetheart Kacey from "that lying copycat, Chris." Ian doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point (especially as it takes him about an hour and a half to get to her), but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission. It's odd that Ian refuses to break the speed limit to save Kacey's life, when he was willing to make death threats to recover his PSN accounts.
Son-Chu arrives at Liquid's hideout and Ian rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up Ian's chattel. Liquid responds by brandishing a knife and attacking.
Ian dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the Megatron toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him in both shins. "You'll live," he declares callously, "but never impersonate, or lie that greatly, ever again."
The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character Guile from the Street Fighter video games) shower Ian with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Ian and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.
Unsurprisingly, Ian ripped off elements of Terminator 2 for this story.
Marriage
Liquid also used this video to announce that he and Kacey are getting married.
“ | I am Getting Married to Kacey around 2 p.m. This Wednesday. I Love ya, Baby. | ” |
Chris has since tearfully responded to the loss of his true love.
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External links
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