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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,964 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently January 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.   „   —Chris's latest excuse for not finding a job

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been 2 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 139 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3552 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (4 September 1927 – 6 September 2011) was the father of Christian Weston Chandler, Carol Chandler and David Alan Chandler, the stepfather of Cole Smithey, and husband of Barbara Weston Chandler. Bob became a firm favorite with trolls due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris mass debating; his nickname, "The Internet Lumberjack", came from this incident, no pun intended. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Chris claims he is no longer stuck as a virgin with rage? ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ...that Chris buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ...that Chris is not the innocent victim White Knights say he is, nor is he the disgusting POS A-Logs say he is? ...that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child? ...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription? ...that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser is the Mayor of CWCville? ...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks? ...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald? ...that Chris is Old Fashioned? ...that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris arrived at the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention. (more...)

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