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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 1,938 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently January 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now   “   Everyone has the right to reproduce. No one should be forced to not, regardless of mental status and health.   „   —Chris takes a strong anti-eugenics stance

Begging Counter If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money. It has been 78 days since Chris begged for money. It has been 55 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. It has been 3468 days since Chris applied for a job. Article of the Now 3 March 2019 is the 10th anniversary of Bluespike revealing himself as Julie all along. The event is considered one of the most controversial moments in Christory as Chris experienced great torture which includes having his PSN account held hostage, have BILLY MAYS take over Cwcville, and shoving his Sonichu Medallion up his ass. (more...)

Did You Know ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia? ...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? ...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ...that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob not as open minded on the subject? ...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed? ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again? ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ...that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ...that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 0.3% Spanish? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris posts on LittleBigWorkshop to complain about Sonic LPB DLC. (more...)

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