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'''Punchy''' is a [[Sonichu (species)| | '''Punchy Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a [[racist]] Asian stereotype due to his [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes]] and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]]. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.<ref>[[Mailbag_6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref> | ||
However, it should be noted that the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10]] as he now looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric | However, it should be noted that the eyes seem to have been altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as he now looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] knockoff, which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 4 characters: | ||
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | ||
*Knuckles | *[[Knuckles]] | ||
*[[Pikachu]] | *[[Pikachu]] | ||
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]] | *[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]] | ||
Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]]. | Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant [[racism]] of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]]. | ||
Punchy also supposedly shares [[Random-access humor|the same shitty sense of humor as Chris]], but he has not demonstrated this trait even once, unlike [[Wild]], who has done so several times<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref> despite Chris not saying that the latter shares this attribute.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref> | Punchy also supposedly shares [[Random-access humor|the same shitty sense of humor as Chris]], but he has not demonstrated this trait even once, unlike [[Wild]], who has done so several times<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_3 Issue 3, Page 3]</ref><ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_6 Issue 9, Page 6</ref> despite Chris not saying that the latter shares this attribute.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref> | ||
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==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]== | ==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]== | ||
Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]] where Master [[Excel-Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia]</ref> | |||
==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]== | ==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]== | ||
[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|Look at those lips | [[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|Look at those lips: you just know he's Asian]] | ||
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]] | While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head is bleeding]] all over the grass. | ||
==[[Sonichu 5]]== | ==[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]== | ||
Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality. | Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality. | ||
==[[Sonichu 6]]== | ==[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]== | ||
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. | While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. | ||
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Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible. | Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible. | ||
==[[Sonichu 9|Dating | ==[[Sonichu 9|Dating Education]]== | ||
In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]]. | In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with [[Layla]], whom he falls in love with. [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - [[McDonald's]]. | ||
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Revision as of 21:45, 4 October 2010
Punchy Sonichu is a Sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. He is a Fighting/Electric type Pokémon. He has stated that he is very attracted to Angelica, but ended up paired with Layla, whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanted eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.[1]
However, it should be noted that the eyes seem to have been altered in Sonichu #10 as he now looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff, which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 4 characters:
Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst trolls.
Punchy also supposedly shares the same shitty sense of humor as Chris, but he has not demonstrated this trait even once, unlike Wild, who has done so several times[2][3] despite Chris not saying that the latter shares this attribute.[4]
Sonichu Babies
Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a Dōjō where Master Nabe is teaching his student Mypoe to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile Sonee form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."[5]
When Hedgehogs Meet
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with Blake's hoverboard which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members. He compliments Angelica on her flowers, neglecting to point out her oversized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his head is bleeding all over the grass.
Sonichu #5
Punchy and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.
Sonichu #6
While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s basketball abilities, Wild and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent.
When Patti remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.
Spring Break
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for Angelica to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the CWCville University is offering a Dating Education course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.
Dating Education
In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with Layla, whom he falls in love with. Reginald Sneasel tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome motorcycle with a sidecar, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - McDonald's.
Episode 20
Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the third date). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.
Rove Quest
Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.
"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.
Prower, the Motorbike of Fail
- Main article: Prower
According to CWCipedia, Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, Prower, doubles as a ninja Autobot with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.
Garrely
Punchy rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.
Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Lefelences
