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On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote an open letter from jail to an unknown individual while awaiting court hearings on a charge of incest. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to Null and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to Kiwi Farms on 24 September.

In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated on top of his existing delusions about the Dimensional Merge, citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that Jesus was a swarthy Middle Eastern Jew and not a pale-skinned Anglo-American like him, and that the main thing he has in common with "White Jesus" is his long hair).

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• ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him?
• ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?
• ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"?
• ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later?
• ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute?
  • ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute?
• ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
• ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
• ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
• ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
• ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2007, Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.

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Also today in Christory, in 2010, a depressed Chris uploads a video of himself venting about how his family was "forced" to move away from Chesterfield County to Greene County during his childhood, which apparently ruined his life.

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Also today in Christory, in 2017, Chris resumes his work on Sonichu 11 after a 561 days hiatus.

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Quote of the Now

“ Hey, everyone. As some of you are aware, I have, indeed, personally struck down #GenoSamuel 's recent animations based from my books. I had felt ill will, as I was not personally consulted with nor involved in that project. Not to mention that he did not include links to my Etsy and Cwclight. In any event, had I been contacted, I would have considered collaborating with him and lend my voice for Sonichu Prime and Chris Chan. That remains a possibility, though. Regardless, I did feel like after the success of the documentary series, this endeavor would not have netted him the views he desired, as it does not recapture that metaphorical lightning in a bottle he had before. It is a shock, as others have experienced, when one's content or even channel gets taken down. I've been there before when my websites were hacked into and needed to be taken down, so I do empathize. ⚡💙⚡ ” Chris on Bluesky

Da Update

It is currently May 2025. It has been... 20 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 5 May - YouTube takes down Geno Samuel's in-progress Sonichu: The Animated Series after Chris files a copyright claim over its use of his Sonichu 0. Chris later comments on it. 2 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot. 1 May - Chris watches and makes a comment in the live-chat on a YouTube video by ILoveKimPossibleALot. 18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper. 17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025. 11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. 4 April: Chris is spotted in Finland. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave. Recently Uncovered Info 22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob.

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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