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SLGBTQ is a CWC-ism variant of the more common acronym LGBTQ, an acronym for "lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer". Chris coined his variant on the term sometime in April or May 2017 but did not explain the reasoning behind his alteration until a Facebook post on 21 May 2017. He has since used the term consistently in contexts where most people would use the more conventional acronym, cementing its CWC-ism status.
The "Q", for the blanket terms "queer" or "questioning", is a reasonably common addition by modern activists. Chris paid fairly little attention to the letter in his explanation; he likely picked it up from organizations such as the Human Rights Campaign or Cville Pride, both of whom routinely include it. More notable is Chris's inclusion of an "S" for "straight", which he explained as being to welcome non-LGBTQ people "with open hearts". As straight people make up the vast majority of the population, Chris's new acronym covers almost everyone (with the notable exception of asexuals), thus defeating the purpose of identifying LGBTQ people as a minority group with common attributes.
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- ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville?
- ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
- ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh?
- ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting?
- ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College?
- ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan?
- ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend?
- ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
- ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day?
- ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
- ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower?
- ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming?
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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
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