Sonichu 0 Official Videobook

Sonichu 0 Official Videobook is a series of videos made by Chris, in which he reads out the comics from Sonichu 0. He started uploading these videos on 10 September 2009.

Episode 1

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'Ello, you should know me by now, this is Christian Weston Chandler here.

[Shows High School Ring, grabs Scrapbook of Fail]

And I'm sitin' here-behind the camera start up my own regime of audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks. [opens Scrapbook] Vivian is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But- you know, just to make it clear, any names, persons illustrated in the comic books, except for me macysears [??], anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Anyway, lets begin.

[Holds up cover of Sonichu 0] The cover for Number Zero, the hand drawn premiere issue. "Go Sonichu, go out and zap to the es-extreme!" [nasal voice] "I will! Thank you Father!"

[Puts down cover, turns page, jump cut] So, were just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.

[Narrates the first page]

DER-DER-DERRR-DDEERRR [Sings the Sonichu Theme]

[Chris proceeds to 'narrate' episode 1, failing to understand narration does not mean singing poorly and miming action noises. Despite the very verbose style of writing present, Chris glosses over most of the comic, describing only the text sections regarding himself or the final details of Sonichu and Rosechu's creation. Amusingly, his chooses to act out the characters, resulting in several very gay falsettos.]

Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!

Episode 2

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As the creator of Sonichu and as well, I feel I should take on a trip and learn more, and besides, I promised my other Hedgehogs as well. So let's tour my section of the cartoon world. The comic title is Sonichu. By that we mean the saga of the electric hedgehog Pokemon, as well as his friends and comrades.

Location: it is set in and around the city of CWCville, Virginia, a vibrant community with cool people, an av-uh, and average amount of cool places to chill at. I am the mayor.

Characters: This is Sonichu, the electric hedgehog Pokemon, and main character. Currently on the year 2004, he is 16 years old, his hobbies include running, surfing and chillin', mostly outdoor activities. Other things he enjoys is the scenery around him, his favourite colours are yellow and blue, and he enjoys popular music. And he loves Rosechu. [very weakly] Yay...

This is Rosechu, she is a spunky, beautiful girl and electric hedgehog Pokemon. Her hobbies include frolicking through the fields, shopping at the CWCville mall, and cooking. Her original trainer, the caring girl Kel...

[pauses, realizing he didn't finish the sentence]

"Rosie" is Rosechu's nickname, and she likes to pick flowers. Her favourite flower is the Zapbud. She keeps her heart saved for her Sonichu. This is Kel. She's Rosechu's caring trainer. Naitsirhc, the son of Team Rocket boss, Giovanni. Black Sonichu, a.k.a Blachu, Sonichu's evil twin. He was created in Giovanni's lab with an accidental cose [sic] of cherry cola with Sonichu's DNA. His lair-his later be changed-his name would be changed to Blake.

From the rainbow of the chaos energy, eggs were released into various locations around the world. The hatched the five more eventual hedgehogs with special charactarississ. When they all the hedgehogs [incoherent mumbling], they create the Chaotic Combo. Also released from the rainbow were seven chaotic crystals, which would be the emphasis around the Sonichu series, equivalent to the Chaos Emeralds. They are the Chaotic Sonichu Crystals.

Anyway, this is Wild Sonichu. He was raised in a jungle by a Venusaur and a Scyther, who taught him Razor Leaf and also taught him how to ass-assess-access his speeds and ninja skills.
This is Bubbles Rosechu, she was raised by a mother Swampert who taught her how to create tidal waves. Bubble has a happy positive personality, and she just loves to have fun.
Angelica Rosechu. She was raised in a church by nuns, she is a believer and she prays every night. She is usually the peace-at peace when she is flying sky-high.
Punchy Sonichu. He grew up in a dojo where he was perfect his punches, he is also full of random-access humor. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.
Magi-Chan. He was raised- he raised himself in the mounds as he, uh... as he meditated, and perfect his telekinetic powers.
Respectively, Wild is a grass-electric, Bubbles is water-electric, Angelica is flying-electric, Punchy is fighting and electric, and Magi-Chan is psychic and electric.

Made to be a one-time character possible with more times to be seen, this is Flame the Sunbird, protector of the Master Sunbond[?] and mysterious Rainbow Island. Another mysterious origin, three more hedgehogs will rock CWCville. Chris-Chan Sonichu, Saramah Rosechu and Wes-Li Sonichu. And then just for a two- and then just a couple of villains for the indroduction, this is Slaweel the witch, and the slew and the slew of her Jerkops. And lastly there's me, the intrusive creator in Sonichu's story, Christian Weston Chandler. To describe myself in real life, I am a very creative person, I enjoy playing video games, citation[?] Pokemon, Animal Crossing among other things, even Little Big Planet currently and Guitar Hero. I also like to build with Lego pieces, I enjoy most kinds of music, and I'm also fascinated with the Transformers, and I also play the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card games. I am 5'10", born February 24, 199- 1982, I was working towards a degree in computer-aided draft and design at this time, I graduated with both of them already, I'm currently single and [hesitates] need a girlfriend, even though I am branching out currently, and I am brought- I am even more successful each day. And please enjoy the best of this comic and more on the Sonichu site, which is known as CWCipedia. Too bad I had to lose the original address to the damn, dirty trolls. Now, episode 2, Genesis of the Lovehogs.

[breathing heavily]
Ohh... Since my transformation, my new bigger body needs more food than before, and nuts, apples and berries aren't gonna cut it anymore. It's been over a week now and I'm sooo hungry. Not only that but I feel lonesome. Huh? Wow..... Where's that angel running off to?

Also on a director's note just to let you know, they met 2 weeks after that event in station square, which happened in the year 2000. And they did not get married until the year 2006, so they had a lot of time to hang around each other and love each other very fondly and truly.

Huh, so she lives in that cabin. And with her trainer. Maybe I can get a bite to eat as well.
Did you have a good run Rosey?
Ehh, so-so.
Well come on in, I'm fixing some Brunswick stew.
Hmm... Since my transformation last week- a couple weeks ago I've felt so lonesome, because there's no other...ss...Pokemon like me to love.
Oh, relax, Rosey. What about my Dragonite David? He's loyal.
Ah, come on, Kel! David's just too big for me! I can ya have him... I mean, you can have him, I don't want him!
Well, can't say I didn't try! For all we know, your love could be just around the corner. [knocking] Or right at the door!
I'll get it! Hello, how may I...Ay yi yi yi yi....
I'm just a wild one who hasn't eaten in over a week. Can you help me out?
I don't believe it! A handsome Pokemon, like I never learn-like I have learned... like-me-I've-got-to-learn-more-about-him! [shrieks] COME ON IN! So what's your name
I'm Sonichu!
I'm Rosechu, but you can call me anytime.
Hmm... I might call you Rosey. He he he he he he!
Hey Kel, we have a guest! Hey, Rosey's my nickname.
Woah... I thought I was the speedy one! Well, she's cute anyway, heh heh heh.
Who is it, Rosey? The stew is almost ready!
This is Sonichu! He wishes to break bread with us!
Hello!
Wow, another hedgehog Pokemon! And a man for Rosechu! Eh, this must be fate. Nice to meet you Sonichu, have a seat with Rosey, the stew's almost ready. Rosey, entertain your new boyfriend! [high-pitched giggle]
So, what's your favourite colour?
Uh... yellow. No, blue!
One night later, one night, a few days later...
Oh, isn't the night sky so romantic?
Boy, it sure is!
I could just sit here and look at it for hours with you!
Yeah, but then we'd fall asleep together! Heh heh heh... And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Oh Sonichu, I'm so happy with you! I love you!
And I love you, Rosechu. As long as birds tweet, you are my lovely heartsweet!
Awww.....
SHOOO! PEW PEW PEW PEEEEEEEW! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEEEEW!

Episode 3

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“

...AND FOR THE RECORD, HE LOVES VAGINAS! HE'S STRAIGHT

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Episode 3: The first battle encounter!
Sonichu versus Naitsirhc!

EEEHRGHHEEH, I'm from Team Rocket! And I'm... Naitsirhc, son of Giovanni! Team Rocket, Brighter than light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Release Rosey, now!
Than we will fight! Zapdos, Go!
I can't believe this, even after what happened... Earlier, when Kel ha- had to run some errands at CWCville mall, she allowed me to borrow -she allowed rosey to borrow her credit card..I had to make sure rosey didn't spend over 100 dollars- HEHAHAHEHAHA--

[cut]

At first it was easy, due to her willpower, but then with all the sales and coupons--
[with a high pitched voice] HNM! 20 dollars for this lovely bracelet? Wait! 75% off? AWWRIGHT!
Heh, well, I'm not superman- HEHAHAHAHAhaha- Ahh...thankfully we, thanky, thankfully Kel gave me cash for luuunch, but how was I know that the cheeseburger had pickles on it.
Eh.
Ueaah, that was that was great! What's wrong, Sweetbolt?
I-I HATE PICKLES!
[with his Meatwad impression] THE BUN IS IN THE MIND HUHUHUHUHU-
Pshhhhhiiiiu-- ugh! A Zapdos snatched my love!
[Rosechu voice] HEEELP
Which brings us up to date. Please excuse me while I save my sweetheart!
SKY UPPERCUT! Drill peck. MEGAA-KICK wing attack. DOUBLE TEAM! Oh-oh, I'm confused! HEHAHAHAHEHEha-
Here comes the final blow!

[awkward silence]

PSHIU! AAAaaah! Oh! [spitting in the microphone and other random noises]
Ey! I wouldn't miss out on this action!
Return to me! Enjoy your victory now, hedgehog. But we will meet again! And when we do, I will capture you for my father and Team Rocket! Let's go, Raikou!
EEEEEEEY! Oh, sweetbolt, you are my hero! Thank you! I was astounded with how battled, Sonichu! You rock! Yes, Thank you, Sonichu!
As mayor of the city of CWCville, I congraduate you on your victory, and I thank you for saving the day. Good job, Sonichu.
Thanks!

A little bit later, after the fight. Hnm. Well, Sonichu, I feel this comic is my best work yet! I think so too, pop! But wow, all this fantastic creative, and you are still a girlfriend-free? Eh, bothers me too. But I will never give up. I will find my sweetheart yet.
Well, I gotta go back- I gotta go back to Charlottesville's mall to try again! Good luck!

[car noises]

There he goes...with a grin on his face. In the end, he'll keep on saying one girlfriend, please. Because probably again, it will probably fail again, (unintelligible) to dang sine of the haze or whatever...But, he's so brave, I'm proud of him anyway.

And for the record, HE LOVES VAGINAS! HE IS STRAIGHT! GET USED TO IT.

Sub Episode 1

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Eh, my first comic adventure, myself in "Jerkop-tastrophe." (sigh) On this day, March 24, 2005, it's been over a year and seven months since I began my Sweetheart Search. I still haven't found my sweetheart. These sweetheart search is, makes me suffer some frustration, and the other things that add to that are my loneliness, my stress, the failures, and all those... Men. ARGH! Every last one of them! Taking all the women, leaving me with none to choose from! They're all jerks! I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH AT THIS TIME. Arrrgh. Back in the year 2005- I have a lighter opinion now at this current time when I upload this video... Anyway. And those evil jerkops won't leave me alone either. I'm just a lonely, frustrated virgin looking for true love and honest trust with a good sw- woman to be my sweetheart, ALL RIGHT! Jeez, is that so much to ask?

(in a deep voice) Anyway, (sings "doot do doot do doot do doot") Hey! I'm calling you out!

(normal voice) Huh?

(deep voice) I'm so sick of your complaints and tears! And on and on about how lonely you are, and how you need a girlfriend! You're just a liar, you solicitor!

(normal voice) SHOCK! How dare you! I'm only looking for [true, honest love and trust! True love and honest trust! So just leave me alone, you villainous jerk!

(deep voice) No dice! My fellow Jerkops will fight you, and force you to leave!

(mistakenly still in deep voice) I don't wa- (switches to normal voice) I don't wanna fight. I will defend myself if I need to!

(deep voice) [??] and cuff him!

(fighting noises) (normal voice) Oh, I'd better transform quickly. Electric! Hedgehog! Power! (swishing magic transformation-type noises) Chris-chan Sonichu. (rapping) Here we go, let's rock and roll with things that make you go "hmmm," everybody dance now!

(deep voice) All right, okay, [???]. Metal Armor, Equip! (tick-tock noises) (raspberry noise) Rocket Punch!

(normal voice) Mega-Kick!

(deep voice) Back Missile! It's comin' out my back! (retarded laughing noises)

(normal voice) Double Team! So it goes right through me!

(deep voice) [??]ultra laser beam!

(normal voice) I deflect with Mirror Coat!

(deep voice) AAaargh! My armor!

(normal voice) Thunderbolt!

(deep voice) Aaaahhh!

(normal voice) Give it up now, and leave me alone, and we can end this battle!

(deep voice) No way. I'm not done with you yet!

(brief whoosh sound effect)

(normal voice) Barrier.

(high-pitched jingle tune)

(normal voice, if it can be called that) Fuzzy-wuzzies get you hugs. Prickly-Wicklies get you slugs! You gave me a slug, so I give you my secret ultimate attack!

CURSE-YE-HA-MEEEE... HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

(deep voice) Ooorrhh arroouuhh!! Oh. Wait a minute. Ha! I didn't feel a thing!

(normal voice) Oh, you will.

(slipping sound)

(deep voice) SPLAAHHW! (crash sound effects) AH, MUH GLASSES!

(normal voice) Uh...Chief? Your wife just called. She has divorced you, and left you, and took all your things, and took your children too, also she hates you for your dirty smoking habits.

(deep voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(normal voice) Yep, I've cursed you with bad luck and extreme misfortune. This would notta happened if you had not challenged and threatened me, as well as not leave me alone, with my ever so frustrating sweetheart search and love quest. Call me a lying solicitor, [?????] attracting a boy-friend free, 18 to current age year old girl, whom I can love and trust truly and honestly, and most importantly [???] on September 11, 2004 for no dang good dirty reason. I hope that you have learned too! Never mess with a truly frustrated virgin, when he is on a quest for a girlfriend to share true love and honest trust with.

(deep voice) Urrhh...my soul hurts!

(normal voice) So did mine! And my heart was previously shattered too!

Stay tuned for more Audiobooks. By the original creator and master. As they are official and true. Do never buy the fakesss. Peace out.

Differences between original comic and videobooks

Sub Episode 1

• 0:11-0:12: Chris calls his "Love Quest" a sweetheart search.
• 0:25-0:53: Chris expands upon his hatred of his opponents - "Men. ARGH! Every last one of them! Taking all the women, leaving me with none to choose from! They're all jerks! I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH AT THIS TIME. Arrrgh. Back in the year 2005- I have a lighter opinion now at this current time when I upload this video... (meow?) Anyway. And those evil jerkops won't leave me alone either. I'm just a lonely, frustrated virgin looking for true love and honest trust with a good sw- woman to be my sweetheart, ALL RIGHT! Jeez, is that so much to ask?"
• 2:24-2:29: Chris expands on the mecha-suited jerkop's attack - "Light missile! Missile coming out of my BUTT! Huhuhuhuhuh."
• 2:30-2:32: Chris changes double team to "Double team, so it goes right through me!"

For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Sonichu Book 0 Videobooks