Sonee & Rosey

A Sonee and a Rosey. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. Seriously.

Sonees and Roseys are the pre-evolutionary forms of Sonichus and Rosechus. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a rainbow and hatched as Sonees and Roseys.

Technically, baby versions of Sonichu and Rosechu never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the miracle of birth provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the Chaotic Combo, or Silvana, correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the Rainbow. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" are wearing dresses. This might be a link with their sexuality but Chris, their grandfather, is unclear on the subject.

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most Sonichu readers reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles English) speech being a major cause of anger. Their physical appearance is also a source of much disgust, as it is an overload of conventionally "cute" characteristics, done horribly wrong. They look like they're trying too hard to be cute, and it is sickening. One fan, so aggravated and repulsed by these creatures, went as far as writing a story where YOU, the reader, can murder these monstrosities.

The appearance by Sonichu and Rosechu's Children in A Sonichu Day is a particularly grating one, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has ever given, in a despicably twee voice. Their appearance in Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, where he uses them to represent younger versions of himself and Sarah Hammer, is also horrific when you realize just how contrived and passive-aggressive it all is.

Sonee

“	Sonee is the pre-evolved form of sonichu. He is known to have a lot of spunk and speed. This cute pokemon packs a lot of action.	”
Sonee Animal Crossing card[1]

The pre-evolved form of Sonichu. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on. Like most other Pokemon, they can only speak gibberish.

Rosey

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The birth of a Rosey Bubbles, sans skirt.

“	Rosey is the pre-evolved form of rosechu. Her cuteness always gets the awe of her enemies. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.	”
Rosey Animal Crossing card

The pre-evolved form of Rosechu. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind that, because it offers an opportunity for panty-shots, that is if they had any, which in fact makes it even worse. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of Bubbles, for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

Biologee

An examination of the birthdates of Sonichu and Rosechu's Children reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear retarded and half-baked all the time.

However, Sonees and Rosees seem to vary a lot in intelligence. As infants, the Chaotic Combo could only say their own names (which is supposed to be how Pokemon communicate). And the "Original" Sonee and Rosey can only say Goo-Goo, suggesting they start with even less intelligence. However, the Sonichu Children are capable of speaking in complete (albeit mangled) sentences. Hell, Sandy was able to talk right after she was born! This discrepancy in intelligence has been addressed in Mailbag 23 in which Chris states that Cerah, Christine and Robbie learned English from their parents and that the Chaotic combo didn't have English speaking guardians, which is a lie as Bubbles started speaking English while trying to rescue her mother and Wild didn't even have any human guardians. This still doesn't address why Sandy could speak right after being born. Regardless of this, they are all still of inferior intelligence.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies, but knowing Chris, he probably ripped them off from the creatures from the Sonic games known as Chao.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-type. In Sonichu 10, Sandy Rosechu went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a single week! This leaves us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda slower than the average to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her father lavished attention on her, while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with the nanny while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of a deranged tyrant.

Galleree

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  JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!

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  Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt, but no top...

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  The card pretty much speaks for itself.

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  GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE

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  This image will haunt your soul.

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  Gwandpa Chwis wuvs his gwandchildren.

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  Chris spends some quality time with his grandkids.

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  A baby Sonee & a baby Rosey feeding off Chris's duck milk.

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  Bizarro Chris

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  More Bizarro Chris

See also

Tired of "Good Fan Art"? Visit our constantly expanding Gallery of Evil Fan Art! There's even a whole section dedicated to Sonee & Rosey!

• Sonichu and Rosechu's Children
• Sonichu (species)
• Rosechu (species)
• Metonic
• Vamprosa
• Guro
• CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
• Sonichu 3 Ep.10, the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu fans.
• A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story
• A Very Sonichu Adventure