Christine Rosechu
| Sonichu character | |
|---|---|
| |
| Christine Rosechu | |
| Date of birth | 7 October 2006 |
| Gender | Female |
| Parents | Sonichu (father), Rosechu (mother) |
| Species | Rosechu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric |
| Evolves from | Rosey |
| “ | THERE ARE TWO ROSEYS and ONLY One Sonee. Christine Rosey is Purple, because she is a Shiney Rosey. Pink for Cerah and Yellow for Robbie ARE NATURAL. NO CHEATING WHATSOEVER.
Why do people take such an innocent thing and make it obscene? |
” |
| Chris[1] | ||
Christine Rosechu (born Christine Rosey, 26 February 2007) is the daughter and middle child of Sonichu and Rosechu in the Sonichu universe. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his narcissism) or his obsession with the name "Crystal". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "CrystalRosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.
Christine's purple color provoked debate among the fandase, who theorized that Magi-Chan could be the real father. Chris angrily denied these rumors of cuckolding, saying that Christine is a "Shiney" Rosey, i.e. an ultra-rare Pokémon with alternate coloration and the Sonichu is indeed her father.[2][3]
Appearances
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Christine appears in the Christmas pageant as the Virgin Mary, and evolves into her Rosechu form mid-performance.
The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
Evolution
On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Crystaline Rosechu [sic] is now a bisexual.[4] Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10.
All gwown up! Yay!
LEGO Christine, proud bisexual.
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls