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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:Lolis.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Lolisa Rosechu
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| '''Date of birth'''
| [[Sonichu chronology#1987|1987]] (in universe)
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| '''Gender'''
| Female
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| '''Length'''
| 5'4" (163 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
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| '''Type'''
| Electric, then demoted to Normal
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
|  [[Rosey]] (Trade with Blue Flute)
|-
|}
[[File:Lolisa.jpg|thumb|100px|It's 99.99% likely that Chris [[mass debating|mass debated]] to this image.]]
{{Quote|Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual.|Chris attempts to describe Lolisa's personality<ref>[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff]]</ref>}}


{{Quote|Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual.|Chris, [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|attempting to describe Lolisa's personality]]}}
'''Lolisa''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] of unknown origin. She is [[Jamsta Sonichu]]'s partner at [[KCWC]], as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechus were [[Women's rights|hollow, vapid shells]], you ain't seen nothin' yet — Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's [[Homos|gay]].


'''Lolisa''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] with no known origin. She is [[Jamsta Sonichu]]'s partner at [[KCWC]], as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechu's were hollow, vapid shells, you ain't seen nothin' yet--Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She <s>likely</s> almost certainly just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's gay.
==Origin==
Lolisa is the second-oldest [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] and oldest Rosechu in the comic. She was hatched "somewhere private" in [[Sonichu chronology#1987|1987]], but as [[Rosechu]] was discovered first, her name became the species name.<ref>[[Mailbag 2]]</ref>


==Origin==
When confronted about this discrepancy in the [[mailbag]], Chris waves the concept aside by claiming that both Lolisa and Jamsta simply hatched in a private location and weren't catalogued until after Sonichu and Rosechu were discovered.


Lolisa is the second oldest [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and oldest Rosechu in the comic which causes a severe logical problem. Presumably, if she were the oldest, the species of female Sonichus would be named after her, but that honor goes to [[Rosechu]]. If he did this on purpose, Chris probably doesn't want female Sonichus to be called Lolichus, lest we think he is a [[pedofork]].
She and [[DJ Jamsta]] "lost their electric abilities long ago, so they both are Normal types; they make up for it in their musicality."<ref>[[September 2017 Patreon posts#Page 70]]</ref>


==[[Sonichu 8]]==
==Comic appearances==
===[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]===
Lolisa makes her first appearance in the [[Sonichu 7#KCWC Segment|KCWC Segment]] at the end of the issue, where she interviews [[Robert Simmons V]].


Lolisa convinces [[Rosechu]] to allow [[Zapina]] to be present at the [[Women's rights]] stripping protest.
===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
Lolisa convinces [[Rosechu]] to allow [[Zapina]] to be present at the [[Women's rights]] stripping protest.  Most people would consider this as grooming a child for sexual abuse.


==[[Sonichu 9]]==
Oddly enough, Lolisa is one letter off from Lolita, a 1955 novel about a pedophile who preys on his 12 year old stepdaughter.


Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.
Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.


===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
Lolisa is among the group defending [[CWCville Shopping Center]] from the [[PVCC]], though all she's seen doing is punching a few people.
===[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]===
She and DJ Jamsta help defend the SLGBTQ Pride festival from [[Count Graduon]]'s forces with music-based attacks.
==References==
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Latest revision as of 08:01, 24 March 2024

Sonichu character
Lolis.jpg
Lolisa Rosechu
Date of birth 1987 (in universe)
Gender Female
Length 5'4" (163 cm)
Weight 120 lbs (54 kg)
Species Rosechu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)
Type Electric, then demoted to Normal
Evolves from Rosey (Trade with Blue Flute)
It's 99.99% likely that Chris mass debated to this image.
Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual.
Chris attempts to describe Lolisa's personality[1]

Lolisa is a Rosechu of unknown origin. She is Jamsta Sonichu's partner at KCWC, as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechus were hollow, vapid shells, you ain't seen nothin' yet — Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's gay.

Origin

Lolisa is the second-oldest Electric Hedgehog Pokémon and oldest Rosechu in the comic. She was hatched "somewhere private" in 1987, but as Rosechu was discovered first, her name became the species name.[2]

When confronted about this discrepancy in the mailbag, Chris waves the concept aside by claiming that both Lolisa and Jamsta simply hatched in a private location and weren't catalogued until after Sonichu and Rosechu were discovered.

She and DJ Jamsta "lost their electric abilities long ago, so they both are Normal types; they make up for it in their musicality."[3]

Comic appearances

Sonichu #7

Lolisa makes her first appearance in the KCWC Segment at the end of the issue, where she interviews Robert Simmons V.

Sonichu #8

Lolisa convinces Rosechu to allow Zapina to be present at the Women's rights stripping protest. Most people would consider this as grooming a child for sexual abuse.

Oddly enough, Lolisa is one letter off from Lolita, a 1955 novel about a pedophile who preys on his 12 year old stepdaughter.

Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.

Sonichu #9

Lolisa is among the group defending CWCville Shopping Center from the PVCC, though all she's seen doing is punching a few people.

Sonichu #12

She and DJ Jamsta help defend the SLGBTQ Pride festival from Count Graduon's forces with music-based attacks.

References