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Revision as of 23:46, 6 October 2009
On 12 September 2009, Chris started uploading the official videobooks from Sonichu 2.
Episode 7
Transcript
[Chris reads this episode as if he has a cold] Okay, now we are beginning our nex estallment, Book Number Two. [opens the book, then sighs heavily] Yeah, once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17, 2000, by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrate in any other Sonichu comic books, except dat of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental, or uja-wise parodic. Anyway, here's the cover of Book Number.....Two. It's like the basic origin of like you know how I got my transformation. Capabilities.
Episode 7: Ain-choo-ent Prophecy.
In da mountain areas, there is there is this cave protected by, uh, couple of, surrounded by couple of stone statues. And Sonichu's just whizzing around, checking things out, ahzuwa day run. The-he, pra-and he shwhips by the, uh, cave, he's like, "[slurring] Ooh, thisisthefirstimeInotice," s-like badgs-trackin' looks at it, and then he reads on the stat-uh this, one of the stone tablets, it says:
"Only the Creature and his Master of the Prophecy may enter da Destiny Cave."
[switches from narration to dialog]
Sonichu: Creature-a master o' prophecy?
Mysterious Deep Voice: Yes. On-ly those of the prophecy.
[narrating] says the nearby stone tablet, which turns out to be....an old man.
Old Man: Forgive me, for I am the keeper of the Destiny Cave. [Chris slips back to his normal voice, as if he's narrating] Oh my stars. [Chris realizes he fucked up, and goes into a third voice] Oh my stars, you. You are the creature of the prophecy! We have much to discuss.
[narrating again] A while passes by after Sonichu and the old man discusses the, uh, situation, and then Sonichu whizzes back to me and tells me about the situation, s-s-so I reply:
CWC: Sooo, let me get this straight. You found a cave and an old man guarding it. The old man elaborated that you are da prophecized creature, at since I am your creator and father, I ab da prophecized master. And I am able to receive a special power by entering the cave with you and the cave keeper, is this true?
Sonichu: Yeah, I know it seems far-fetched. But da-crik-dik but wi-the cave carvings, I say it's worth a shot, sir.
CWC: [pauses] Okay.
[narrating] And then we both he-then we both head on over to the cave. I took my car, and Sonichu just waited for me over there. S-and the old man greet us he said:
Old Man: Come! Let's fulfill the prophecy!
[narrating] So the two of us are, uh, marveling the, uh, cave drawings as say ay do seem accurate, while the old man elaborates:
Old Man: It was prophecized by the ancient masters that a re-reincarnation of our leader will take pen in hand to combine a mouse and a hedgehog, and give birth to a new electric creature. Then the leader will place his hand-made medallion on the pedestal and release the powers that were his, as well as his lady's and rival's powers. The powers will transform you all into the electric creatures with variable powers of good, bad, and peace. Also, an evil will s-strike the day the original electrical creature finds this cave. Only the released powers can defeat da evil.
Sonichu: [Sharply] What? By finding this cave, I've released an evil? [crashing into slumber] Shoo...boy do I feel special.
CWC: [sighs] Sonichu, it's not your fault. So the jar-the-a jar this evil, I have to release the ancient powers? I do it.
Old Man: That is correct, sire. Th-da stand over there, and I perform the chant.
[narrating] Aight, so I place my medal on the ped-my medal on the my on the medal pedestal, and then the, uh, two other columns have, wuh-dere itemss open up and then da...sss-and the old man does his chat:
Old Man: I KNOWS I LICK A MO ORK, IK CAN BUL IK CABMO, UH UH.
[narrates] Which backwards, it can sound like, "LUM BAK AY CRAY OH PLOMO CLAY UH ZONA, AH HA." [laughs] Take that, Zorak. [sniffles, long pause] Ad then my meadow levitates and it comes towards me, then...uh-nuh-nuh-ah...um, fill with a pow, and then I'm started to fill with a power. And Sonichu's just nearby he's like:
Sonichu: Sir? Chris?
[narrating] And I'm in a daze, then [jump cut] in my head I was inner-I was intercepted by a-ances-by an ancestor.
Ancestor: I am the ancient leader o' da Cherokee Clan.
CWC: Where am I? Sonichu? Old Man? What's going on here.
Ancestor: [as enthusiastic as a bored office temp on their last day of work] You are Christian Chandler, my reincarnation.
CWC: [equally as enthused] Oh. Okay. Imapressed. Mmm.
Ancestor: With the powers you have released comes great responsibilities. Use your powers to help others and yourself when necessary. Your rival will show up to fight you, but your lady friend, gal-pal, will help you against him and da evil. Do you understand?
CWC: Yeah, I understand.
Ancestor: Now to atcess your powers, place your hands on d-your Sonichu medallion, feel the powers within you, and say, "Electric Hedgehog Power." Try it once to return to Sonichu.
CWC: Thank you agcestor, I will do my best.
Ancestor: Take care Christian.
CWC: [a character emotes for the first time in the whole episode] ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!
[Chris then mouths a series of feeble swooshing sounds as he moves the camera dizzyingly across the page to show off the gripping well-rendered transformation effects each carefully-crafted panel has to offer. When they stop, we see CWC has transformed into a direct rip-off of Sonic the Hedgehog, except for the white mark on his chest, Pikachu ears, and a tail. I mean the totally original Chris-Chan Sonichu.]
[narrating] DA-DA, CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU!
Sonichu: Papa? Papa?
CWC: Sonichu?
Sonichu: Yeah. And it looks like you are too.
CWC: What?
[narrates] And then ah l-I mean I'm looking at Sonichu when they talking and, and I look down. Uh wait a minute, where are my shirt sleeves? I look down and I notice my body's changed a lil' bit, and then I got a tayal?
CWC: Sonichu? Fetch me a mirror!
Sonichu: Okay, I found one.
[narrates] and I look into it and then uh realize I am a Sonichu too.
CWC: [gasps] I see. This must be part of my new powers. Cool! Ugggh.
[narrates] And then Sonichu says:
Sonichu: Uhhhh Papa? I'm pretty much freaked out by all this. Let's just zap outta here.
CWC: Okay! Let's go.
[jump cut]
[narrating again] Meanwhile at a really-having released the powers, the uh beams of light with theres with the items [frustrated sigh] levi- [another frustrated sigh] teleport towards their respective owners. Another meadow goes to Walter Grisby, age 25 [the caption in the video clearly shows "Wes Iseli - Age: ?"] and then the and then the power bracelets go towards Nicole Rammer [caption in the video says "Sarah Hammer"], age 22, my gal-pal and friend. They were sweethearts for a little while, but [pauses, then with a hint of smug pride] they be-they broke up.
Wes: Ahhh.
Nicole: Huh? Wha?
narrates To be continued in da next video. Stay tuned.
Episode 8
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Episode 9
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Sub Episode 3
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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