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Welcome to the new CWC Wiki. Here you'll find all you need to know about the high functioning autistic, corpulant manchild known as [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
== Da Portal ==
[[Da update]]
[[Questions for Chris]]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Characters Characters]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:People People]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Chronology Chronology]
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Categories All categories]
Sonichu comics: [[Sonichu 0|0]] [[Sonichu 1|1]] [[Sonichu 2|2]] [[Sonichu 3|3]] [[Sonichu 4|4]] [[Sonichu 5|5]] [[Sonichu 6|6]] [[Sonichu 7|7]] [[Sonichu 8|8]] [[Sonichu 9|9]] [[Sonichu 10|10]]


== To do list ==
== To do list ==
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*Make [[Special:Wantedpages|these pages]]
*Make [[Special:Wantedpages|these pages]]


== Sources list ==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] album
* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]
* [[Chris' Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
* [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] (powerpoint to [[Miyamoto]])
* [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]


==Get this shit ARCHIVED on the CWCKI STAT!==
==Get this shit ARCHIVED on the CWCKI STAT!==

Revision as of 23:36, 10 March 2009

Welcome to the CWCki!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,621 articles!

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Article of the Now...

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The self-inflicted taint wound (or Un-Clit 2.0) is the result of Chris's attempt to deal with his gender dysphoria issues using magical thinking. On the evening of 23 July 2016, following several months of believing that he was magically undergoing sex-reassignment through listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis videos, Chris sliced his taint open with a knife in an attempt to expedite the transformation. On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he had grown vaginal labia from his hypnosis regimen.

Pictures revealed by Chris exhibited how badly he was handled what could have evolved into a life-threatening infection: he is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina. Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine – something no trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He then deleted all related posts in an attempt at damage control. Marvin confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and people hassled him into finally admitting that his "labia" was in fact a wound.

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Da Update

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It is currently June 2024. It has been...
20
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

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Emails

Sex audio

Chat logs

various quotes

Q & A