Rosechu

She has a God-given vagina, uterus, and pair of Almighty ovaries.

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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

This article is about Chris's eponymous female fail OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see Rosechu (species)

Rosechu (pronounced "roe-se-chew") is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by Christian, and the girlfriend of Sonichu. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for Women's rights. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an incestuous affair.

Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a penis.

Development

“	Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.	”
Rosechu's background, Sonichu's News Dash #2

Christian's primary interests are Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and scoring pussy. Having first created Sonichu, it was inevitable that he would then turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on Amy Rose, with minor elements from Raichu added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some small sense of drama, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an object for Sonichu to periodically come inside.

As trolls discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and cameltoe. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. Sonichu #8 is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.

Sexism

“	She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.	”
Chris, explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object

Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of 4-cent_garbage.com, Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours - as seen with the character of Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).

Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

Marriage

Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...

Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006. Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a Sonee & Rosey factory. As of 2009 the couple have three hidden children, abandoned to their put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny. This is presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.

Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied," which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage. It is unknown if Heather Iglesias had her tubes tied in solidarity.

Religion

She appears to hold Christian beliefs, reminding Sonichu that instead of using violence or getting angry with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and "forgive".

Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?

She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting Jason Kendrick Howell not only for the crime of creating a satire website about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her hypocrisy yet again, Rosechu face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.

Campaigner

Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for Women's rights.

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws , voicing Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds.

Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.

Gallery

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  Originally believed to be DJ Jamsta, it turns out this is Rosechu.

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See also:

Tired of "Good Fan Art"? Visit our constantly expanding Gallery of Evil Fan Art! There's even a whole section dedicated to Rosechu!

• Rosechu (species)
• Sonichu and Rosechu's Children
• Zapbud, a flower Rosechu lieks.
• Pickle, a vegetable Rosechu is implied to have.