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Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court. (More...)
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... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that ~~Chris~~ ~~BILLY MAYS~~ ~~Allison Amber~~ ~~Brendan Fraser~~ Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

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Da Update

It is currently February 2026. It has been...

4

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

28

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.
30 January - Chris publishes Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video.
29 January - Chris is spotted at a Target.
28 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2.
26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing.
24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok.
22 January
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1.
- Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok.
19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
15 January
- Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.
20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011.
12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.

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To do list

Categorize everything here
Make these pages

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Emails

Sex audio

Chat logs

IRC Logs

various quotes

Q & A

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-Welcome to the new CWC Wiki. Here you'll find all you need to know about the high functioning autistic, corpulant manchild known as [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
-== Da Portal ==
-[[Da update]]
-[[Questions for Chris]]
-[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Characters Characters]
-[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:People People]
-[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Chronology Chronology]
-[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Categories All categories]
-Sonichu comics: [[Sonichu 0|0]] [[Sonichu 1|1]] [[Sonichu 2|2]] [[Sonichu 3|3]] [[Sonichu 4|4]] [[Sonichu 5|5]] [[Sonichu 6|6]] [[Sonichu 7|7]] [[Sonichu 8|8]] [[Sonichu 9|9]] [[Sonichu 10|10]]
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-== Sources list ==
-* [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] DVD
-* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] album
-* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]
-* [[Chris' Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
-* [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] (powerpoint to [[Miyamoto]])
-* [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]
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