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Article of the Now Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, three uncolored pages of Episode 19 from Sonichu 9 are released. (more...)

Quote of the Now “ Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. I pray for you and your respective significant other have a safe and enjoyable, if not lovely, time together. The things everyone does for love and companionship. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Twitter Da Update It is currently February 2025. It has been... 2 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg. 6 February - Chris reveals Sonichu and Rosechu talking plushes for sale on OfficialCWCmart. 1 February - Chris posts "The Autobots of Cwcville," a long essay, on his blog. 18 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First. 11 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe. 1 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler. Recently Uncovered Info 4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021 16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor 25 December - Letter to Santa from December 2002 Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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