Robee Sonichu
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| Robee Sonichu | |
| Date of birth | 26 February 2007 |
| Gender | Tomgirl |
| Parents | Sonichu (father), Rosechu (mother) |
| Species | Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric |
| Evolves from | Sonee |
Robee Sonichu (originally--and still occasionally--spelled Robbie Sonee), born 26 February 2007), is the son and youngest child of Sonichu and Rosechu in the Sonichu universe. Robbie is named after either Chris's father or his childhood hero.
Appearances
Robbie first appeared along with his siblings in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. Robbie and his sisters also appeared in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
They were also seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, and got a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spent most of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipsed around town murdering people.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[1]
Child Robbie also shows up in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" and Sonichu #11. Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Robbie and his father help a homeless woman, and her plight causes Robbie to be overcome with empathy.
Evolution
On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, Robbie had mutated into a more disturbing form: a "total Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)."[2] Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10, requiring him to alter this plot point in 2015. Robbie's evolution and changes have yet to occur in the comic timeline.
Chris told a buyer of a commission about Robbie's sex life. Unsurprisingly, Robbie is living out Chris's own fantasies. He likes to trib by rubbing "his skin down there" against a woman's clitoris. Like Chris, he tucks his "ugly growth" with a "strap-on accessory" with the dildo removed. His breasts were formed with "doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens."[3]
All gwown up! Yay!
LEGO Robbie, Chris's latest Mary Sue, with breasts and a skirt.
Robbie hanging out with Chris the lesbian at the mall.
Detail from the commissioned work.
Robbie engaging in an implausible sex act with a sweetheart.
Robbie celebrates Halloween as Rainbow Dash.
Robbie Amiibo.
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls
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