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Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 240 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,079 days 304 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,724 days 5,384 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,384 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now The Tomgirl Pictures are a series of pictures taken by Chris that were leaked by Surfshack Tito on 28 April 2011. These are most notable for highlighting Chris at the beginning of his eventual gender transition. According to Tito, the cross-dressing was apparently Chris's reaction to someone advising him to get in touch with his feminine side. Emily gave a somewhat different explanation, stating that what kicked it off was someone suggested to Chris to be a tomgirl since being a guy was too hard. Both explanations fit with signs of late-onset gender dysphoria. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris was confronted at the Charlottesville "Mal-Wart" by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic, who took issue with his Attraction Sign and called the jerkops. (more...)

Did You Know ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming?

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