Robee Sonichu
| Sonichu character | |
|---|---|
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| Roberta Sonichu | |
| Date of birth | 26 February 2007 |
| Gender | Tomgirl |
| Parents | Sonichu (father), Rosechu (mother) |
| Species | Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric |
| Evolves from | Sonee |
Roberta Sonichu or Robee Sonichu (originally Robbie Sonee), born 26 February 2007, is the youngest child of Sonichu and Rosechu in the Sonichu universe. Robbie is named after either Chris's father or his childhood hero.
Appearances
Robbie first appeared along with his siblings in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. Robbie and his sisters also appeared in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
They were also seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, and got a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spent most of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipsed around town murdering people.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[1]
Child Robbie also shows up in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" and Sonichu #11. Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Robbie and his father help a homeless woman, and her plight causes Robbie to be overcome with empathy.
Evolution
On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, Robbie had mutated into a more disturbing form: a "total Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)."[2] Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10, requiring him to alter this plot point in 2015. Issue 12 deals primarily with Robbie's introspection, eventual realization that he is transgender, and the act of coming out to his sisters. They accept him unconditionally and sweep him up into a hug, prompting him to evolve, at which point any short live poignancy is ruined by Robbie ejaculating onto the carpet.
Upon offering his Robbie Amiibo for sale on Etsy, Chris produced a brief character outline:
| Robbie Sonichu, the youngest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is physically active and very caring and empathetic of his family and others. Not only that, but Robbie is a female soul, born into the male body, with attraction and kind friendships with women around her age; self identified as a lesbian transwoman. She likes to follow in her father's footsteps, almost literally, by looking to be able to run as fast as, or faster than, her father. She also helps to defend her home town and friends from incoming bullies from Count Graduon's army with her strong electric attacks and speed. And she likes to run and spark with style and sass. |
He informed an eBay customer that Robbie goes to the prom with a "straight" woman named "Cassandra Kinsley."[3]
Chris told a buyer of a commission about Robbie's sex life. Unsurprisingly, Robbie is living out Chris's own fantasies. He likes to trib by rubbing "his skin down there" against a woman's clitoris. Like Chris, he tucks his "ugly growth" with a "strap-on accessory" with the dildo removed. His breasts were formed with "doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens."[4]
All gwown up! Yay!
Robbie Sonee
LEGO Robbie, Chris's latest Mary Sue, with breasts and a skirt.
Robbie hanging out with Chris the lesbian at the mall.
Detail from the commissioned work.
Robbie engaging in an implausible sex act with a sweetheart.
Robbie celebrates Halloween as Rainbow Dash.
Robbie Amiibo.
Buy yours today on Etsy!
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls
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