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The story begins as Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his [[sweetheart]] Kacey from "[[CChanSonichuCWC|that lying copycat, Chris]]." Chris doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point, but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission. | The story begins as Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his [[sweetheart]] Kacey from "[[CChanSonichuCWC|that lying copycat, Chris]]." Chris doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point, but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission. | ||
[[Son-Chu]] arrives at Liquid's hideout and Chris rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up | [[Son-Chu]] arrives at Liquid's hideout and Chris rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up Chris's property. Liquid responds by pulling a knife and attacking. | ||
Chris dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him twice, once in each shin. "You'll live," he declares, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!" | Chris dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him twice, once in each shin. "You'll live," he declares, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!" | ||
Revision as of 12:20, 12 June 2010
On 8 November 2009, Liquid Chris uploaded a video containing comic drawn by Ian Brandon Anderson (Solid Chris) which depicted Liquid as a knife-wielding villain who kidnapped Kacey. Solid comes to her rescue and shoots Liquid in both of his feet with a handgun (because Ian is a kind enough guy to cripple his enemy for life instead of giving him a quick, painless death). This could be considered a threat to maim Liquid in real life, which is, of course, illegal.
The comic, known as Sonichu Special 4, seems to be an adaptation of Solid's Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler level in Little Big Planet, lifting most of its dialogue from the earlier production wholesale, including Liquid's awkward shout of, "I will have her! ALIVE!".
The resulting event caused by this comic exposed a lot of Chris's self-righteousness.
| Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages) | |
| Stardate | 08 November 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father |
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Plot
The story begins as Chris is "rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65 MPH" to retrieve his sweetheart Kacey from "that lying copycat, Chris." Chris doesn't say whether Kacey is in any imminent danger at this point, but he explains that Liquid Chris "could never truly treat her right," necessitating this rescue mission.
Son-Chu arrives at Liquid's hideout and Chris rushes in, demanding that the "damn, dirty troll" give up Chris's property. Liquid responds by pulling a knife and attacking.
Chris dodges the blow, seizes his opponent in what appears to be a surfboard stretch, disarms him, and knocks him to the ground with a kick to the lower back. He then draws a handgun - the Megatron toy featured in some of his earlier videos - upon an unarmed and defenseless Liquid and shoots him twice, once in each shin. "You'll live," he declares, "but never impersonate or lie that greatly ever again!"
The scene then shifts to Kacey's home, where all is well. Her parents (one of whom resembles the character Guile from the Street Fighter video games) shower Chris with admiration, and so do her siblings (one of whom resembles the character Candice from Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, see a pattern here?), who add that "in comparison, that other guy was a geeky twerp." Chris and Kacey share a kiss and their adventure is over for now.
Marriage
Liquid also used this video to announce that he and Kacey are getting married.
| “ | I am Getting Married to Kacey around 2 p.m. This Wednesday. I Love ya, Baby. | ” |
Chris has since tearfully responded to the loss of his true love.
Gallery
External links
| ⇐ CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009 | CWCivil War! | Current ⇒ |