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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,673 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ #Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold. ” Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 418 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,258 days 482 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,902 days 5,563 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,563 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers. Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys. To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris drops by #sonichu and is informed that he has a large female fanbase. (more...)

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