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Article of the Now Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER! is a YouTube video uploaded by Chris on 28 January 2019. In it, Chris throws a huge temper tantrum over being blocked by several Twitter users who were making fan content for My Little Pony. Simultaneously, he incoherently rants about the Idea Guys, trolls, and the Dimensional Merge. Chris also insists that he has yet another avatar in addition to his CPU form, being the RED Spy from Team Fortress 2. The video was eventually deleted by Chris on 8 February, along with the succeeding video. (More...) Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Did you Know ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ... that you should believe in the OCs? ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu? ... that Chris has been to Finland on at least seven separate occasions? ... and that Chris denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence?

Check this Out Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 13 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 6 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 16 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 1 April - Chris posts a confession video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales. 21 March Chris begins spamming demands to a Twitter account promoting Hyperdimension Neptunia to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name. Chris attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down. 19 March - Hyperdimension Neptunia announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters CPU Blue Heart and CPU Red Heart, superseding Chris's OCs of those characters. In response, Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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