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Article of the Now Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song "Lovin' You". (more...) Also, in 2010, Chris uploads a video where he rages about abstinence. (more...)

Quote of the Now “ Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you. 🍀 Also, Happy Sonichu and Rosechu Anniversary, as I had discovered them on this day back in 2000. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky Da Update It is currently March 2025. It has been... 42 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 14 March Chris uploads JCWCSP Dramatic Reading - Chaos Crystal Control Act 0. He records Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run, a livestream. 24 February - Chris's 43rd birthday. A ween on Kiwi Farms visits Barb and claims that she said, "I have a son. It’s his birthday today." 14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg. Recently Uncovered Info 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob. 16 February - Downtown Mall and Fashion Square from September 2020 4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021 Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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