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“	But throw that up, what does that say? "Christine Chandler loves Barb." Good, good.	”
Wrestler Cody Rhodes reads a fan's sign prior to the Royal Rumble.

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Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show The Apprentice, Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against Hillary Clinton in 2016 but lost in 2020 to Joe Biden amidst the Covid-19 pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President Kamala Harris instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President-elect Mike Pence, which is actually against the law.

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Improvement Project of the Now

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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Did You Know...

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?