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The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters. | The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters. | ||
In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonee''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that both Cera and Robee have become [[Tomgirl|cross-dressers]]. | |||
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The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti. | The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti. | ||
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When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a [[troll|close confidant]], Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref> | When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a [[troll|close confidant]], Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref> | ||
==Evolution== | |||
[[Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|thumb|left|All gwown up! Yay!]] | |||
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have the children all evolved into adult forms, but have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. However, like [[Chris]], they seem to have devolved into something much more disturbing: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. | |||
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*[[A Sonichu Day]] | *[[A Sonichu Day]] | ||
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" | *"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" | ||
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] | |||
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]'' | * Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]'' | ||
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Revision as of 08:49, 13 November 2011
Cerah Rosey (also spelled "Cera"), Christine Rosey and Robbie Sonee are the inbred children of Sonichu and Rosechu. Cerah is the oldest (born 29 June 2006, followed by Christine (b. 7 October 2006), and finally Robbie (b. 26 February 2007).[1]
It is probable that Cerah is named after Chris's childhood best friend and Robbie is named after either Chris's father or his childhood hero. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his narcissism) or his obsession with the name "Crystal". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "CrystalRosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.
They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating speech impediments. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine in the kitchen, while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.
The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!" It should be noted that this is how Chris talks, not how children talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.
The children are widely hated by everybody, even more so than the other characters.
In November 2011, it was revealed that they have evolved into Cera Rosechu, Christine Rosechu and Robee Sonee [sic], formed a band and that both Cera and Robee have become cross-dressers.
Appearances
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their hideous father in his quest for balls.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a virgin, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those melon-headed kids in the funnies. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[2]
The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
Shiny
Christine is a "Shining" (or "Shiney"[3] [sic]) Rosey according to Chris.[1] Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of Pokémon canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"[4]), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that his readers are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.
When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a close confidant, Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.[5]
Evolution
On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have the children all evolved into adult forms, but have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. However, like Chris, they seem to have devolved into something much more disturbing: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a tomgirl (or the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a tomboy.
Fan art
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In August 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Sonichu
- Rosechu
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls
- Wikipedia article on The Lurking Fear