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[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
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[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
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[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]
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In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at the [[Game Place]] around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
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==Events of 1999==
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===February===
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* 24 February - Christian's 17th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, Chris evidently completes a drawing, "[[Bionic]] Over Autism." This drawing would later be included in [[Sonichu 6]]. This is also the day when Espanolic, one of Chris's more racist creations, was born.
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* 13 March - Vegaton, the evolution of Espanolic, is born.
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===April===
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* 10 April - Drummor, a noisy Pokémon, is created by our autistic hero.
* 17 April - Christian creates the "original" Pokémon card for Blue, or Snubbull.
* 18 April - Togepi is made as a Pokémon card by Chris.
* 23 April - Mixed Up Farfetch'd and Missingno. are created as Pokémon Cards by Chris.
* 24 April - Luigi, everyone's favorite Nintendo character, is made into an "original" Pokémon Card by Chris, as well as Baniru, or Marrill, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
* 25 April - The domain for [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] in the Pokémon Community is reserved, by someone going by the name Starplayer, for use by Chris.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/19990902144020/http://pokemon.acmecity.com/james/190/</ref>
===May===
* 5 May - Bushwacked, a grass Pokémon, is made into a Pokémon Card by Chris.
===July===
* 3 July - Christian launches CWC's Pokésite 1.<ref>Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).</ref> Afterwards, he excitedly runs to his parents and demands that they sign the guestbook.
* 6 July - Koffingroo, a poisonous kangaroo Pokémon, is born.
* 16 July - A number of new "Pokémon" are created by Chris on this day, such as Cymbolic, a cymbal Pokémon, Flashbulb and Coonbulb, light bulb Pokémon, and Bugzapp, an insect Pokémon.
* 22 July - Christian launches [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
* 29 July - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.
===August===
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
* 15 August - Chris makes a Duelist magazine cover featuring his custom Pokémon cards.
* 17 August - Weeler and Hotfinish, vehicle Pokémon, are born.
* 18 August - Strongtire, a robot Pokémon, is born.
* 24 August - Compufrog, a Pokémon "made from computer programming", is born. Also, Chris edits his Snubbull card to its correct name.
* 25 August - Chris creates his PokéDex trainer card.
* 27 August - Chris updates his Marrill card to its correct name.
* 30 August - Chris makes Yoshi, ANOTHER [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] character, as a Pokémon.
===September===
* 22 September - Christian writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]". According to Chris, his English teacher thought it was great.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>
* 26 September - Christian creates the Christian W. Chandler trainer card.
* 30 September - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
===October===
* 13 October - Christian launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//goldpoke.htm]</ref>
* 16 October - Christian is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 30 October - Christian publishes "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls" on his Pokémon site.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>
 
===November===
*21 November - ''[[Pokémon]] Gold'' and ''Silver'' are released. First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]],
* 22 November - Chris makes [[Autism|Plautistic]], one of his only [[Sonichu|useless]] Pokémon.
* 25 November - Chris makes Donphan, an already existing Pokémon, into one of his "originals".
 
===Unknown===
* [[Cole]] goes to [[Wikipedia:Kashmir|Kashmir]].
 
==References==
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{{Timeline}}
 
[[Category:Chronology]]

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Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris claimed to have left for Redmond, Washington to meet Shigeru Miyamoto.

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“ Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed. ”
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It is currently January 2026. It has been...
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Record Streak: 233 days

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