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[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
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[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
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[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]
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In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at the [[Game Place]] around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
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==Events of 1999==
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===February===
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* 24 February - Christian's 17th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, Chris evidently completes a drawing, "[[Bionic]] Over Autism." This drawing would later be included in [[Sonichu 6]]. This is also the day when Espanolic, one of Chris's more racist creations, was born.
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* 13 March - Vegaton, the evolution of Espanolic, is born.
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===April===
[[Category:Special]]
* 10 April - Drummor, a noisy Pokémon, is created by our autistic hero.
* 17 April - Christian creates the "original" Pokémon card for Blue, or Snubbull.
* 18 April - Togepi is made as a Pokémon card by Chris.
* 23 April - Mixed Up Farfetch'd and Missingno. are created as Pokémon Cards by Chris.
* 24 April - Luigi, everyone's favorite Nintendo character, is made into an "original" Pokémon Card by Chris, as well as Baniru, or Marrill, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
* 25 April - The domain for [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] in the Pokémon Community is reserved, by someone going by the name Starplayer, for use by Chris.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/19990902144020/http://pokemon.acmecity.com/james/190/</ref>
===May===
* 5 May - Bushwacked, a grass Pokémon, is made into a Pokémon Card by Chris.
===July===
* 3 July - Christian launches CWC's Pokésite 1.<ref>Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).</ref> Afterwards, he excitedly runs to his parents and demands that they sign the guestbook.
* 6 July - Koffingroo, a poisonous kangaroo Pokémon, is born.
* 16 July - A number of new "Pokémon" are created by Chris on this day, such as Cymbolic, a cymbal Pokémon, Flashbulb and Coonbulb, light bulb Pokémon, and Bugzapp, an insect Pokémon.
* 22 July - Christian launches [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
* 29 July - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.
===August===
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
* 15 August - Chris makes a Duelist magazine cover featuring his custom Pokémon cards.
* 17 August - Weeler and Hotfinish, vehicle Pokémon, are born.
* 18 August - Strongtire, a robot Pokémon, is born.
* 24 August - Compufrog, a Pokémon "made from computer programming", is born. Also, Chris edits his Snubbull card to its correct name.
* 25 August - Chris creates his PokéDex trainer card.
* 27 August - Chris updates his Marrill card to its correct name.
* 30 August - Chris makes Yoshi, ANOTHER [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] character, as a Pokémon.
===September===
* 22 September - Christian writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]". According to Chris, his English teacher thought it was great.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>
* 26 September - Christian creates the Christian W. Chandler trainer card.
* 30 September - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
===October===
* 13 October - Christian launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//goldpoke.htm]</ref>
* 16 October - Christian is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 30 October - Christian publishes "How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls" on his Pokémon site.<ref>See: [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//intrstry.htm]</ref>
 
===November===
*21 November - ''[[Pokémon]] Gold'' and ''Silver'' are released. First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]],
* 22 November - Chris makes [[Autism|Plautistic]], one of his only [[Sonichu|useless]] Pokémon.
* 25 November - Chris makes Donphan, an already existing Pokémon, into one of his "originals".
 
===Unknown===
* [[Cole]] goes to [[Wikipedia:Kashmir|Kashmir]].
 
==References==
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{{Timeline}}
 
[[Category:Chronology]]

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Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null.

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Today in Christory, in 2008, The Official Sonichu Game Blog was revealed to be fake.

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“ Have you been to Cleveland, Ohio? Big city there. There is a Superman statue in a small museum, and that's pretty much the hometown of the chronicler, and his wife, and his friend who did some of the- who did the art. There's a lovely statue over there, I'd say go check it out sometime. I also checked out the Christmas Story House, Ralphie's House. ”
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It is currently September 2026. It has been...
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160
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Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
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September 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones.

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  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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