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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu. We currently have 2,684 articles...and counting! Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Article of the Week Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,317 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 538 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Coping Counter It has been 949 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 956 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris uploads a video telling trolls to watch their backs. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet? ... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ... that Blanca was real? ... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? ... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom? ... and Chris got those charges dismissed? ... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ... and that G5 has caused World War III? ... that Barb sings while vacuuming? ... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

Quote of the Now “ I have a son. It’s his birthday today. ” Barbara Chandler on 24 February (allegedly) Da Update It is currently March 2025. It has been... 24 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 24 February - Chris's 43rd birthday. 14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg. 10 February - Praetor owner Caden Peck is charged for speeding. 6 February - Chris reveals Sonichu and Rosechu talking plushes for sale on OfficialCWCmart. Recently Uncovered Info 16 February - Downtown Mall and Fashion Square from September 2020 4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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