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The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler

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Quote of the Now

“	EVERY SINLE INDIVIDUAL, ALL OF YOU, ME! We are all perverts! Good, neutral, bad, light powered, evil, good, light powered, good, light power, neutral, bad, evil. That range, all of you, no matter what, we are all perverts! It's not that great. In fact, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed of myself for being a pervert. And then I'm just ashamed of just people who are perverts and how they exhibit themselves and just there's too much sex on TV. There's too much sex media. I mean sure, it's fine and all, but if you don't want to have future generations be perverts, then why is this shit on the internet, on the TV, and everything? [stress sigh] But it is. So, what are we going to do about this? There has to be a way to tone this down or something. I don't know. Maybe I went into a rant there, but I'm staying a truth. I'm stating truth here. Alright? [sigh]	”
Chris in C-Log 03182026.

Article of the Now

C-Log 03182026 is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 18 March 2026. He is still curious about a supposed video he remembers titled "Chris-Chan Sucks" which he claims is from 2006, he had posted about it a month prior.

Summary:

Chris blames his past behavior on SSRI meds.
Chris has been a bad person before.
Chris is dumb sometimes.
The CWCki needs to stop with the bigfoot photos.
This supposedly isn't a rant video.
We are all perverts.
Chris is annoyed of leaked phone calls with theoretical exes.
Chris gives a shoutout to Otaku King, seemingly keeping up with him and his videos (Chris tells him he can reach out). He is sorry about his phone. He asks us to help him out.
Chris tripped and fell on 13 February due to being in a hurry, and he also stubbed his right toe. Bad luck!
Chris came down with a cold last week and is still recovering.
Prerecorded video will be posted on 20 March, and Chris will open more slots on Cameo soon.that it had given him diarrhea.

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Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

Sachumo Interview

Sonichu Mania Livestream

Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan

Arbitarch Interview

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

The Create Unknown

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Did You Know...

... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo?
... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?
... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC?
... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off?
- ... and that Chris was working on it!?
... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris gets trolled IRL by Emily and the Man in the Pickle Suit. It is interesting to note that he brought his 81-year old father along to what was his first date.

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