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Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
- ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?
- ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian?
- ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up?
- ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket?
- ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
- ... that Chris is the Level-Up King?
- ... that Virginia is for Virgins?
- ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling?
- ... and that Chris believed it too?
- ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck?
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, as recollected in the Regina e-mails, Chris is conned out of $100 by Gregg Mays when trying to sell a bunch of Guitar Hero controllers to an eBay customer, resulting in him wasting three useless hours waiting at McDonalds.
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In 2017, Jessica Quinn breaks up with Chris, alleging that trolls hacked into her Facebook after he had tried to make peace with them by doing a Q&A. Chris then rages on camera and in a post at Kiwi Farms.
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 It is currently October 2026. It has been...
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October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
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