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[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|350px||From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.]]
[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue]]
[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary Sue]].]]
'''Cerah Rosey''' (also spelled "'''Cera'''"), '''Christine Rosey''' and '''Robbie Sonee''' are the [[Chris and Sex#Incest|inbred]] children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest (born [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 June 2006]], followed by Christine (b. 7 October 2006), and finally Robbie (b. 26 February 2007).<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>


It is probable that Cerah is named after [[Sarah Hammer|Chris's childhood best friend]] and Robbie is named after either [[Bob|Chris's father]] or [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|his childhood hero]]. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his [[Chris and ego|narcissism]]) or his obsession with the name "[[Crystal]]". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.
'''Sonichu and Rosechu's children''' are:


They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.
*'''[[Cera Rosechu]]''' (born Cera Rosey)
*'''[[Robee Sonichu]]''' (born Robbie Sonee)
*'''[[Christine Rosechu]]''' (born Christine Rosey)


The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!" It should be noted that this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[The Creepy Stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].
They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their [[Wii]].


The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters.  
In Sonichu 11, Cera  is shown to be playing with her friend [[Kevin_the_Jew|Kevin]] who she seems to have a small crush on. This is short-lived however and is later mentioned to have evolved in the Clip Show-suddenly a lesbian.


In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonee''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that both Cera and Robee have become [[Tomgirl|cross-dressers]].
The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].


==Appearances==
The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.


[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|right|''Sonichu'': The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]


The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their hideous father in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].
Also note how they are the only characters to have hair a different color than their fur color; Robee has brunette hair, Christine is a ginger, and Cera has purple-ish hair. Never explained. It isn't dyed, they evolved that way.


The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those [[Wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
In 2017, Robee has now become 'Roberta' and is full transgirl at the age of ten- complete with [[pedofork|a developed chest]] and all.


Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>
==Appearances==


The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.


==Shiny==
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] at [[Pedofork|age 1]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to [[Family Guy|something else]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.


Christine is a "Shining" (or "Shiney"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>) Rosey according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "[[User:Shiny|shiny]]"<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shiny_Pok%C3%A9mon]</ref>), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>


When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a [[troll|close confidant]], Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>
The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.


==Evolution==
==Evolution==
[[Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|thumb|left|All gwown up! Yay!]]
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]].
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have the children all evolved into adult forms, but have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. However, like [[Chris]], they seem to have devolved into something much more disturbing: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]].
 
Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]], probably so Chris can have the name all to himself) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved, whereas in ''[[Sonichu 12]]'' Robee evolved.
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<center><gallery>
Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
File:9-23-15A.jpg|The siblings as [[Amiibo]].
</gallery></center>


==Fan art==
==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]


The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Pedofork|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.


==References==
==References==
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[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:LGBT]]

Latest revision as of 13:24, 28 May 2024

From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.
Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue.

Sonichu and Rosechu's children are:

They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating speech impediments. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine in the kitchen, while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.

In Sonichu 11, Cera is shown to be playing with her friend Kevin who she seems to have a small crush on. This is short-lived however and is later mentioned to have evolved in the Clip Show-suddenly a lesbian.

The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is how Chris talks, not how children talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.

The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.

In November 2011, it was revealed that they have evolved into Cera Rosechu, Christine Rosechu and Robee Sonichu [sic], formed a band and that Robee has become a cross-dresser.

Also note how they are the only characters to have hair a different color than their fur color; Robee has brunette hair, Christine is a ginger, and Cera has purple-ish hair. Never explained. It isn't dyed, they evolved that way.

In 2017, Robee has now become 'Roberta' and is full transgirl at the age of ten- complete with a developed chest and all.

Appearances

The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her virginity at age 1, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[1]

The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.

Evolution

On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a tomgirl (or the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a tomboy. Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10.

Chris expanded on this in 2014: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named "Crystaline", probably so Chris can have the name all to himself) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.[2] Quite the progressive family for a town that carried out a genocide of LGBT people. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to CWCville, which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In Sonichu 11, Christine finally evolved, whereas in Sonichu 12 Robee evolved.

  • All gwown up! Yay!

  • The siblings as Amiibo.

Fan art

The ugly truth.
Isn't he cute?

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In August 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.

References

  1. ↑ File:SchuComic10P36.jpg
  2. ↑ August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite

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