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From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.

Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue.

Sonichu and Rosechu's children are:

Cera Rosechu (born Cera Rosey)
Robee Sonichu (born Robbie Sonee)
Christine Rosechu (born Christine Rosey)

They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating speech impediments. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine in the kitchen, while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.

In Sonichu 11, Cera is shown to be playing with her friend Kevin who she seems to have a small crush on. This is short-lived however and is later mentioned to have evolved in the Clip Show-suddenly a lesbian.

The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is how Chris talks, not how children talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.

The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.

In November 2011, it was revealed that they have evolved into Cera Rosechu, Christine Rosechu and Robee Sonichu [sic], formed a band and that Robee has become a cross-dresser.

Also note how they are the only characters to have hair a different color than their fur color; Robee has brunette hair, Christine is a ginger, and Cera has purple-ish hair. Never explained. It isn't dyed, they evolved that way.

In 2017, Robee has now become 'Roberta' and is full transgirl at the age of ten- complete with a developed chest and all.

Appearances

The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her virginity at age 1, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.^[1]

The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.

Evolution

On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a tomgirl (or the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a tomboy. Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10.

Chris expanded on this in 2014: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named "Crystaline", probably so Chris can have the name all to himself) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.^[2] Quite the progressive family for a town that carried out a genocide of LGBT people. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to CWCville, which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In Sonichu 11, Christine finally evolved, whereas in Sonichu 12 Robee evolved.

All gwown up! Yay!
The siblings as Amiibo.

Fan art

The ugly truth.

Isn't he cute?

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In August 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.

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-[[Image:Sr_kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
+[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|350px||From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.]]
-'''Cerah''' (sometimes spelled '''Cera'''), '''Christine''' and '''Robbie''' are the [[Chris and Sex#Incest|inbred]] children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest, followed by Christine, and finally Robbie.<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>
+[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary Sue]].]]
-They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu engages in manly activity with Robbie such as engaging in eye contact.
+'''Sonichu and Rosechu's children''' are:
-The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters.  They make ''[[wikipedia:The Brood|The Brood]]'' look adorable and charming.
+*'''[[Cera Rosechu]]''' (born Cera Rosey)
+*'''[[Robee Sonichu]]''' (born Robbie Sonee)
+*'''[[Christine Rosechu]]''' (born Christine Rosey)
-==Appearances==
+They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their [[Wii]].
-[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu: The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
+In Sonichu 11, Cera  is shown to be playing with her friend [[Kevin_the_Jew|Kevin]] who she seems to have a small crush on. This is short-lived however and is later mentioned to have evolved in the Clip Show-suddenly a lesbian.
-[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]
-The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' Issue 9]], as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their [[Chris|hideous father]] in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].
+The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].
-The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk.  They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions.
+The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.
-The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and in [[Sonichu 11]]. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. Although, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know because he's making malapropisms like those [[wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
+In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].
-Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Christian Weston Chandler|potential psychopath]].
+Also note how they are the only characters to have hair a different color than their fur color; Robee has brunette hair, Christine is a ginger, and Cera has purple-ish hair. Never explained. It isn't dyed, they evolved that way.
-According to [[CWCipedia]]<ref>[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Cera_Rosechu&diff=prev&oldid=7012| The not TRUE and HONEST CWCipedia article on Cera Rosechu</ref>, Cera grows up to marry Kyle, the son of [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles]], [[Continuity|whom she already knows in her Kindergarten class]] and [[Women's Rights|on whom she is academically reliant]].  Most people are too affected by [[wikipedia:Westermarck_effect#Westermarck_effect| the Westermarck effect]] to ever see a childhood friend as a potential sexual/romantic partner, but then, Chris never understood [[Chris and Psychology| psychology]] very well, and clearly [[Sarah Hammer|feels no such effect himself]].  Furthermore, the Westermarck effect works as an innate safeguard against inbreeding, and since Cera has only got one grandfather and Kyle is her pseudo-cousin, maybe the effect just decided to give up on this particular family tree altogether.
+In 2017, Robee has now become 'Roberta' and is full transgirl at the age of ten- complete with [[pedofork|a developed chest]] and all.
-==Evolution==
+==Appearances==
-If we take what Chris said in his [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|"business presentation"]] as canon, happiness/[[Gal-pal|friendship]] is a major factor in the development of sonees and roseys. This, of course, raises the question of ''why'' these little fuckers haven't evolved and joined the legion of one dimensional sideshow attractions in [[Sonichu]]. The logical conclusion is that they are both [[Patti-chan|mistreated]] and [[Chris|friendless]]. Given that [[Sandy]] evolved in a week after the [[Sonichu 10| toilet-related death of the mother she never knew]], the level of abuse would have to be [[Death threats| extreme violence]] or [[Rape|sexual assault]]. Still, since Chris has been known to rip off [[Pokemon]] mechanics on a whim, he could claim that the children are under the affects of an Everstone, which would prevent them from evolving. That, of course, raises the question:
+The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
-''[[Pedofork|Why are Sonichu and Rosechu keeping their children in an everlasting childhood?]]''
+The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] at [[Pedofork|age 1]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to [[Family Guy|something else]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
-==Shiny==
+Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>
-Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.
-It is impossible for Christine to actually be "Shiny"--if we are to assume that pink is the normal color for a Rosey and purple is the "shiny" version, then that fails to explain why Sandy was initially white.  This naturally casts her parentage into doubt.
+The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.
-It is believed that Sonichu and Rosechu claim Christine is a shiny to hide the fact her real father is either [[Magi-chan]] or [[Darkbind]], which would explain her distinct purple coloring.  Darkbind is often considered to be a more likely candidate, with Magi-Chan's obvious [[Homos|homosexuality]] in mind. However, given the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|possibility]] that Rosechu may indeed be a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]], it is not entirely inconceivable that she and the lavender wonder got drunk one night at a bar and accidently got knocked up with this little bundle of [[fail|joy]].  Hell, maybe Rosechu is both the mother ''and'' the father.
+==Evolution==
+On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]].
-It's also possible that Christine is in fact the daughter of [[Chris and Sex#Bestiality|Chris and Rosechu]]. Chris's hedgehog form is blue, and pink is a kind of red.  Combine the two and you get purple.  Chris is also an apathetic psychic, so it's not unlikely that he wiped or altered Rosechu's memory of the event.  Most damning of all is the fact that when uploading images to the CWCipedia for the character bios, he mistyped "ChristineRosey.jpg" as "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg", suggesting that he at the very least sees her as a daughter and at the most another sue for Crystal.
+Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]], probably so Chris can have the name all to himself) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved, whereas in ''[[Sonichu 12]]'' Robee evolved.
+{{clear}}
-In [[A Sonichu Day|Chris's live-action production of a day in the life of Sonichu]], Rosechu extolled the virtues of Christine's shiny nature, implying, if not outright stating a bad case of parental favoritism. It's unknown if Rosechu loves Christine more than her other children because she's more valuable, or if it's because Christine is the only reminder she has of her forbidden affair with Christine's real father. At any rate, Rosechu seems perfectly happy to pander to Christine's bare-faced arrogance like the disgusting sycophant she is.
+<center><gallery>
+Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
+File:9-23-15A.jpg|The siblings as [[Amiibo]].
+</gallery></center>
 ==Fan art==
-[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|left|Isn't he cute?]]
+[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]
-The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a [[:Category:Guro|popular subject]] for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the strong implication that Christine is not a virgin, most likely deflowered by Sonichu himself.
-==Interpretation==
-It is clear through Chris's portrayal of the kids that he believes all children to be perfect little angels; Cera, Christine, and Robbie are all very pleasant and agreeable kids who enjoy spending time with and helping out their parents. Any of the alarming things they have done (such as the hint at rape or the urination on a lizard) were clearly intended by Chris to be endearing, and not as disturbing as they really were. The children are never shown misbehaving, throwing tantrums, or doing any of the less-than-wonderful things that anyone who has spent even five minutes with a child knows that they are prone to doing. This clearly demonstrates yet another facet of Chris's [[naïve|naïveté]] about the world. It's a good thing [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] will never be born, because Chris would be in for quite a surprise...
-{{-}}
-Perhaps its very telling that there is only one Sonee in the second generation of sonichus ([[Sandy]] included) and all the rest are female. It is even more telling that Robbie is supposed to be the avatar for Chris's childhood; this confirms the idea that Chris hates all [[JERKS|men]] (besides himself and [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn't_hate|a few others]], most notably Robbie's namesake, [[Bob]]), and now it seems to apply to children as well. This should come as no surprise, given that he had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]] growing up.  Therefore, Christine is obviously [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], the sister he wishes he had, and Cerah [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg is] [[Sarah Hammer]], the friend he couldn't keep.  The fact that he was able to see Ms. Hammer as both sister and love interest is frankly [[Sex#Incest|alarming]].
+The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Pedofork|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.
-==Sauces==
+==References==
 <references/>
-==See also:==
+==See also==
 *[[Sonee & Rosey]]
 *[[Sonichu]]
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 *[[Guro]]
 *[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
-*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
+*[[A Sonichu Day]]
-*[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|A Very Sonichu Adventure]]
+*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
+*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
 * Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''
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+[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
+[[Category:Homos]]
+[[Category:LGBT]]

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