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The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters. | The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters. | ||
In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]] | In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]]. | ||
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The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] at [[Pedofork|age 1]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to [[Family Guy|something else]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris. | The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] at [[Pedofork|age 1]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to [[Family Guy|something else]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris. | ||
Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him | Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref> | ||
The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti. | The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti. | ||
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On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]]. | On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]]. | ||
Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]]) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved. | Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]]) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved, whereas in ''[[Sonichu 12]]" Robee evolved. | ||
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Revision as of 11:15, 7 September 2017
Sonichu and Rosechu's children are:
- Cera Rosechu (born Cera Rosey)
- Robee Sonichu (born Robbie Sonee)
- Christine Rosechu (born Christine Rosey)
They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating speech impediments. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine in the kitchen, while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.
The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is how Chris talks, not how children talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.
The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.
In November 2011, it was revealed that they have evolved into Cera Rosechu, Christine Rosechu and Robee Sonichu [sic], formed a band and that Robee has become a cross-dresser.
Appearances
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her virginity at age 1, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.
Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[1]
The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
Evolution
On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a tomgirl (or the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a tomboy. Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10.
Chris expanded on this in 2014: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named "Crystaline") is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.[2] Quite the progressive family for a town that carried out a genocide of LGBT people. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to CWCville, which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In Sonichu 11, Christine finally evolved, whereas in Sonichu 12" Robee evolved.
All gwown up! Yay!
The siblings as Amiibo.
Fan art
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In August 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Sonichu
- Rosechu
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls
- Wikipedia article on The Lurking Fear