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Da Update
It is currently March 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

“	I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road.	”
Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,175 days

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,819 days

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,480 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Cwclight is a website run by Chris and possibly Praetor that was created in September 2024 to sell items and post blog updates. The website was officially announced for the public in a video on 20 September 2024.

(More...)

... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married to each other in real life?
... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
- ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn?
... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?

Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris wrote in his diary that he would ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend this year.

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