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For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 21 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra, showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy saga.
Chris, wearing a new shirt bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a homo, begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke - and reveals that he wears a sports bra.
Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to YouTube but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.
It has surpassed CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! as one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
- ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality?
- ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville?
- ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
- ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week?
- ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook?
- ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise?
- ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge?
- ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump?
- ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
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This was also the day that, in 2010, Chris discovers the CWCki. He responds by punching his camera.
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