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[[Image:Loldesi.jpg|thumb|[[Trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]] love Desi Chandler.]] | [[Image:Loldesi.jpg|thumb|[[Trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]] love Desi Chandler.]] | ||
[[Chris]] | [[Chris]] and his family have several '''cats''' who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip and shove his face in cat shit. | ||
==Desi Chandler== | ==Desi Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0837-Desi.JPG|thumb|Desi Chandler]] | [[Image:0837-Desi.JPG|thumb|Desi Chandler]] | ||
The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after '''Desi Arnaz''' (one of two cats named after the stars of ''I Love Lucy'', one of | The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after '''Desi Arnaz''' (one of two cats named after the stars of ''I Love Lucy'', one of the Chandler family's favorite TV shows). | ||
Not much is known about Desi other than he's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among [[CWCki]] editors and [[trolls]], Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers. | Not much is known about Desi other than he's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among [[CWCki]] editors and [[trolls]], Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers. | ||
Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably | Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably during his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]]. This lends further credence to the belief (along with [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s refusal to wash himself and the stench of Chris's [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]) that their family is incredibly unhygienic. | ||
Suffice to say, Chris vastly preferred his [[Patti|dog]] as a pet. | Suffice to say, Chris vastly preferred his [[Patti|dog]] as a pet. | ||
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Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|future message]]. | Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|future message]]. | ||
Based on accounts from troll field agents in contact with Chris, Desi is dead or missing in action. | Based on accounts from troll field agents in contact with Chris, Desi is either dead or missing in action. | ||
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Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat. | Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat. | ||
Very little info about her exists, except | Very little info about her exists, except that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere. | ||
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'''Lucy''' is the third cat of the Chandlers. (Note: [[Barbara]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats. On some level she probably sees Chris as an especially large and untidy cat.) | '''Lucy''' is the third cat of the Chandlers. (Note: [[Barbara]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats. On some level she probably sees Chris as an especially large and untidy cat.) | ||
Lucy is named after Lucille Ball (of | Lucy is named after Lucille Ball (the other star of ''I Love Lucy''). | ||
Chris | Chris once greeted Lucy during a voice chat with [[Sarah May]], before Barbara told him to get off (before she goes off). | ||
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'''Skittles ''' is the fourth known cat of the Chandlers, approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents. | '''Skittles ''' is the fourth known cat of the Chandlers, approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents. | ||
Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it | Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it belongs to the Chandlers as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles. Chris, being the fat cunt that he is, probably named it after his favorite candy (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character). | ||
Skittles looks like a half-dead lynx on crack. According to field agents, he (she?) is either dead or missing in action. | Skittles looks like a half-dead lynx on crack. According to field agents, he (she?) is either dead or missing in action. | ||
Revision as of 12:02, 3 December 2009
Chris and his family have several cats who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip and shove his face in cat shit.
Desi Chandler
The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnaz (one of two cats named after the stars of I Love Lucy, one of the Chandler family's favorite TV shows).
Not much is known about Desi other than he's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among CWCki editors and trolls, Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers.
Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably during his AIM chat with Vivian Gee. This lends further credence to the belief (along with Bob's refusal to wash himself and the stench of Chris's Dirty Crapped Briefs) that their family is incredibly unhygienic.
Suffice to say, Chris vastly preferred his dog as a pet.
Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's future message.
Based on accounts from troll field agents in contact with Chris, Desi is either dead or missing in action.
Scamper Chandler
Scamper, also referred to as Scampers, is the second of Chris's cat pentalogy
Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat.
Very little info about her exists, except that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.
Lucy Chandler
Lucy is the third cat of the Chandlers. (Note: Barbara is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats. On some level she probably sees Chris as an especially large and untidy cat.)
Lucy is named after Lucille Ball (the other star of I Love Lucy).
Chris once greeted Lucy during a voice chat with Sarah May, before Barbara told him to get off (before she goes off).
Skittles Chandler
Skittles is the fourth known cat of the Chandlers, approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents.
Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it belongs to the Chandlers as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles. Chris, being the fat cunt that he is, probably named it after his favorite candy (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character).
Skittles looks like a half-dead lynx on crack. According to field agents, he (she?) is either dead or missing in action.
Kitty Chandler
Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy.
Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty".
Kitty made an appearance in Chris's tour of his house.
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