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[[Image:DanielWeston.JPG|thumb|right|Daniel Weston]] | [[Image:DanielWeston.JPG|thumb|right|Daniel Weston]] | ||
[[Image:MayflowerBoat.jpg|thumb|right|The Mayflower<br><br>Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.]] | [[Image:MayflowerBoat.jpg|thumb|right|The ''Mayflower''<br><br>Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.]] | ||
{{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage.|Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007}} | {{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--''Mayflower'' voyage.|Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007}} | ||
According to [[Chris]], | According to [[Chris]], '''Daniel Weston''' was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the ''Mayflower'', the ship that sailed the pilgrim fathers to America in 1620. According to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was however never a man named Weston aboard...<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref> Weston, according to Chris, was descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], though that in turn [[Fail|begs the question]] of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the ''Mayflower'' (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. | ||
This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, inbred, socially backward, retarded hillbillies like everyone else believes. | This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, inbred, socially backward, retarded hillbillies like everyone else believes. | ||
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File:MayflowerBoat.jpg
The Mayflower
Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.
Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.
| “ | As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage. | ” |
| Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 | ||
According to Chris, Daniel Weston was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the Mayflower, the ship that sailed the pilgrim fathers to America in 1620. According to all known passenger lists of the Mayflower, there was however never a man named Weston aboard...[1] Weston, according to Chris, was descended from Anne Boleyn, though that in turn begs the question of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the Mayflower (which was full of Puritans) in the first place.
This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, inbred, socially backward, retarded hillbillies like everyone else believes.
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